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Alright Rockstar, where are the heists?!

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VictoriaLynnnn

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Technically and unfortunately, "early" 2015 could mean any time between now and May, although I do believe it will be released with or very shortly after PC.

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I read in the GTA wikipedia that the heist will be the first update after the launch of the PC version

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Elder Maxson

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I heard that some guy named "Waldo" is in charge of releasing heists. But, we gotta find him first, then he'll tell us where the heists are at.

 

wheres-waldo-Store.jpg

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TheNooseMan

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Lol Waldo.

 

Hey CjCarlJohnson123 don't believe everything on wikipedia, everyone can write something there, i mean it is not the universal truth. But that statement would be cool yeah, around PC release would be great.

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VictoriaLynnnn

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I heard that some guy named "Waldo" is in charge of releasing heists. But, we gotta find him first, then he'll tell us where the heists are at.

 

wheres-waldo-Store.jpg

 

I found Waldo

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luisniko

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Rockstar Language: Soon

 

English Language: Next year

 

More like:

 

> Rockstar Language: "Soon"

 

> English Language: "Totally no idea when"

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MistGoose

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Happy New Year first and foremost to all. Secondly, it doesn't get any earlier in 2015 than January 1st! So where them heists at?

Rockstar also said they would've been released "spring 2014" .. Soo..

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gtaplayer1990

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I heard that some guy named "Waldo" is in charge of releasing heists. But, we gotta find him first, then he'll tell us where the heists are at.

 

wheres-waldo-Store.jpg

 

I found Waldo

 

 

Found him too, about 4 seconds. So heists will come in 4 weeks

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Buggy2825

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Heists won't happen. And even if they do, the pay outs won't be too glorious. And even if those payouts are modest, there is going to be a cool down time, there has to be and here's why. r* is still trying to make more money through micro transactions, so to keep the user base trapped in the work loop, payouts can't be too substantial unless you as the user want to put in the time to grind. We may one day get heists, but obviously the pay outs will not be anything close to say, something like single player. But that's just me... Been waiting on heists over a year now

 

 

And let me just say, I don't have R* or GTA because of the lack of heists, there are other reasons for my discontent at times. I just like to post my two cents on heists when a new thread pops up (like every day)

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who-dat

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Heists = dreamfinder-figment.jpg

 

shortly after gta:online launches

holidays 2013

winter

early 2014

spring 2014

soon

stay tuned for more info

we will keep you posted

holidays 2014

(Will be striked out soon) 'early 2015'

 

Does anyone else see the pattern here?!?

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Gay Tony

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Heists = dreamfinder-figment.jpg

 

shortly after gta:online launches

holidays 2013

winter

early 2014

spring 2014

soon

stay tuned for more info

we will keep you posted

holidays 2014

(Will be striked out soon) 'early 2015'

 

Does anyone else see the pattern here?!?

We aren't ready for them.

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Red Lynx 23

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This month or in early February. But as long as we get to kill Lester, a lot like Sgt. Johnson and Miranda Keyes in Halo 2!

 

 

 

 

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TheKingChivas

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Anyone starting a thread regarding heists any time before they actually come out from now on should be beaten with socks full of quarters.

 

Just sayin'.

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Elric_Francis92

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Rockstar said early 2015. Think about it people.

 

Hint: WILL NOT HIT til after PC release.

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Strymon84

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Every time an idiot asks about hists, they are delayed by 6 months and 20 puppy dogs are drowned by some very bad peple. Well done OP.

 

Hists will be released when they're reasy and not before. Would you rather have them when they are incomplete so you've got something to moan about? Well, I suppose this is GTAF so you probably want something to cry about.....

He's joking

 

 

Too late. Hists have been delayed a further 6 months and 20 innocent puppies have gone to the great dog kenel in the sky.

 

Please like for Chop!

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am30

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Rockstar Language: Soon

 

English Language: Next year

 

More like:

 

> Rockstar Language: "Soon"

 

> English Language: "Totally no idea when"

 

 

So I guess you'd rather have things half finished than complete?

 

I guess it would give those with nothing better to do something to complain about.........

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TheKingChivas

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Rockstar Language: Soon

 

English Language: Next year

 

More like:

 

> Rockstar Language: "Soon"

 

> English Language: "Totally no idea when"

 

 

So I guess you'd rather have things half finished than complete?

 

I guess it would give those with nothing better to do something to complain about.........

 

 

But they'll have plenty to complain about already since they won't pay millions and people will actually have to put forth effort!

 

I love how so many forum members think they're game developers. Rockstar says they're not ready, so obviously they're lying...that's supposed to more make sense than they were having problems making them run smooth so delayed releasing them? Okay then.

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Not A Nice Person

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Every time an idiot asks about hists, they are delayed by 6 months and 20 puppy dogs are drowned by some very bad peple. Well done OP.

 

Hists will be released when they're reasy and not before. Would you rather have them when they are incomplete so you've got something to moan about? Well, I suppose this is GTAF so you probably want something to cry about.....

*facepalm

People take jokes too seriously...

But they'll have plenty to complain about already since they won't pay millions and people will actually have to put forth effort!

 

I love how so many forum members think they're game developers. Rockstar says they're not ready, so obviously they're lying...that's supposed to more make sense than they were having problems making them run smooth so delayed releasing them? Okay then.

*facepalm...
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chriiis125

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Thread was pretty amusing for a while there.

*facepalm

People take jokes too seriously...

Agreed.

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luisniko

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In the year 7510, if heists are comin', they oughta make it by then. Maybe they'll look around anď say "they're coming soon but not today"

 

In the year 8510, R☆ is gonna shake their mighty head. They'll either say they're pleased with heists and send, or scrap them all and start again, woah oh woah.

 

We really need the singers to make Rockstar-Heist version of this song.

 

LOL.

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TinyMcBig

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Every time an idiot asks about hists, they are delayed by 6 months and 20 puppy dogs are drowned by some very bad peple. Well done OP.

 

Hists will be released when they're reasy and not before. Would you rather have them when they are incomplete so you've got something to moan about? Well, I suppose this is GTAF so you probably want something to cry about.....

He's joking

 

Too late. Hists have been delayed a further 6 months and 20 innocent puppies have gone to the great dog kenel in the sky.

Heists*

Get spell check bruh.

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ugotsmoked

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In the year 7510, if heists are comin', they oughta make it by then. Maybe they'll look around anď say "they're coming soon but not today"

 

In the year 8510, R☆ is gonna shake their mighty head. They'll either say they're pleased with heists and send, or scrap them all and start again, woah oh woah.

 

This stopped being funny last year.

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who-dat

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In the year 7510, if heists are comin', they oughta make it by then. Maybe they'll look around anď say "they're coming soon but not today"

In the year 8510, R☆ is gonna shake their mighty head. They'll either say they're pleased with heists and send, or scrap them all and start again, woah oh woah.

 

This stopped being funny last year.

Tbh, wasn't that funny last year either.....I guess if I had never heard the song before it might've been slightly amusing, but alas, i had heard it long before it was posted on these boards.

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waters

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In all honestly, I don't care and i don't think many others care if it ever comes or not.

 

the game is stale

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blk95ta

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In the year 7510, if heists are comin', they oughta make it by then. Maybe they'll look around anď say "they're coming soon but not today"

In the year 8510, R☆ is gonna shake their mighty head. They'll either say they're pleased with heists and send, or scrap them all and start again, woah oh woah.

 

 

We really need the singers to make Rockstar-Heist version of this song.

 

LOL.

Hmm. I am a pretty decent singer.

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Ai®a©ob®a

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In all honestly, I don't care and i don't think many others care if it ever comes or not.

 

the game is stale

 

Yup, I have bearly been playing it myself, I got some other games keeping me entertained for the time being.

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Rented

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rhojn6.jpg

How does that picture go with the text?

This month or in early February. But as long as we get to kill Lester, a lot like Sgt. Johnson and Miranda Keyes in Halo 2!

 

 

 

 

I want to kill Trevor

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