Alright Rockstar, where are the heists?!

[Access_Granted]

Happy New Year first and foremost to all. Secondly, it doesn't get any earlier in 2015 than January 1st! So where them heists at?

[BitPieStudios]

:U

[OfficialTwiggz]

Just thinking that.

 

A couple of friends nd I were joking about it as soon as it hit midnight.

 

But I have a feeling they're gonna wait until PC release

[RussianCommie]

The heists are coming early 2015 "soon."

[Cripto136]

Look under your chair!

[Relative007]

The question should be what is the next Update going to be since I am certain Heists will be delayed to Spring 2015 (Ironically enough)...

 

Even though the PC Release will have limited new content compared to PS4/Xbone, I am sure R* will consider this the next Update so we will be sitting on the content left at the end of the Festive Update until Late Feb or Early March...

 

Would mean PS3/360 in particular would have only had the Festive Update between 2nd October and say 17th Feb (3 weeks after PC release for an Update)...but maybe R* will release this little new content in this time frame.

Edited January 1, 2015 by Relative007

[luisniko]

They are confident it will be ready by early 2015. However to them we're still not ready. So they will wait until we're ready.

[Gay Tony]

They are confident it will be ready by early 2015. However to them we're still not ready. So they will wait until we're ready.

 

XD

 

this post screams of wit and sarcasm.

[Kammakazi]

"Early"

 

Probably meaning months 1-3 (probably the third month) lolololol

[luisniko]

"Early"

 

Probably meaning months 1-3 (probably the third month) lolololol

Remember, it's still not Spring 2013 yet in their calendar.

[Fallcreek]

I was thinking February or something, if they do release it in January, I'll be super surprised

[Ai®a©ob®a]

In all honestly, I don't care and i don't think many others care if it ever comes or not.

[999bats]

early feb before the pc release. rockstar will be wanting to releae gta5 on pc with heists already in the game so I would think consoles will get an update a little bit prior

[Is this The Guy?]

They're going by my time, and it's not 2015 here yet

Edited January 1, 2015 by This Guy Is Here

[Sky_Light12]

rockstar : look , heist

you : where ?

rockstar , hahahaha

[gtaplayer1990]

They mistype and forgot the "n", when they said "early 2015" they were actually trying to say "nearly 2015" so something close to 2015, could be 2016

[Judicious 7]

I heard they kept them stashed in a casino in North Yankton. Next to the casino is a parked Karin Snipe with the Heist update in the back seat.

 

#TruFact.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

rockstar : look , heist

you : where ?

rockstar , hahahaha

That made me chuckle

[blk95ta]

Maybe they will ship with the PC release and R☆ will release a patch for the consoles at the same time?

[ChrilLe]

PC version is just a conspiracy by Illuminati to force more people to buy a $1500 PC and since we all know that Intel, Microsoft, Mountain Dew, Razor and AMD is run by the Illuminati, they'll gain massive amounts of money to bring their new world order to life which will cause billions of people to die because of fungal infections.

 

That's why Sony (who makes video game consoles) together with Naughty Dog created the game 'The Last of Us' to warn the world population against the oncoming apocalypse.

 

So briefly, heists will probably be released long before this death causing PC release.

 

#TheTruthIsOutThere

Edited January 2, 2015 by ChrilLe

[am30]

Every time an idiot asks about hists, they are delayed by 6 months and 20 puppy dogs are drowned by some very bad peple. Well done OP.

 

Hists will be released when they're reasy and not before. Would you rather have them when they are incomplete so you've got something to moan about? Well, I suppose this is GTAF so you probably want something to cry about.....

Edited January 1, 2015 by am30

[blk95ta]

In the year 7510, if heists are comin', they oughta make it by then. Maybe they'll look around anď say "they're coming soon but not today"

 

In the year 8510, R☆ is gonna shake their mighty head. They'll either say they're pleased with heists and send, or scrap them all and start again, woah oh woah.

 

Edited January 1, 2015 by blk95ta

[ChrisV]

i couldn't care less about heists anymore, to much stall and way to much delay.

after buying *R games for over 15 years i can tell you this was the last title i bought

and they will never get another cent from me

[LonerStoner97]

I think they will give a solid release date within the next month. Probably get delayed until spring.

[GR Choke]

after PC release

[JON22]

I just saw a glitch on youtube.....heists delayed.

[dead goon]

Access denied.

[Dbzk1999]

Every time an idiot asks about hists, they are delayed by 6 months and 20 puppy dogs are drowned by some very bad peple. Well done OP.

 

Hists will be released when they're reasy and not before. Would you rather have them when they are incomplete so you've got something to moan about? Well, I suppose this is GTAF so you probably want something to cry about.....

He's joking

[RumMonkey]

Happy New Year first and foremost to all. Secondly, it doesn't get any earlier in 2015 than January 1st! So where them heists at?

lol

[am30]

 

Every time an idiot asks about hists, they are delayed by 6 months and 20 puppy dogs are drowned by some very bad peple. Well done OP.

 

Hists will be released when they're reasy and not before. Would you rather have them when they are incomplete so you've got something to moan about? Well, I suppose this is GTAF so you probably want something to cry about.....

He's joking

 

 

Too late. Hists have been delayed a further 6 months and 20 innocent puppies have gone to the great dog kenel in the sky.

Edited January 1, 2015 by am30