ArmyRaidFail404 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Welcome to 1000 Ways To Die - GTA V. In this thread we list our favourite ways to die in the game, let them be funny or brutal. ========== RULES ========== > A user can post up to 5 "Ways To Die" at one time. > A user's available "Ways To Die" are reset AFTER another user has posted their "Ways To Die". > If a user posts less than 5 "Ways To Die" in one post then the remaining "Ways To Die" that they have left are negated. > A user cannot repeat someone else's "Ways To Die". > If a certain "Way To Die" requires access to Online then use the Online Tag. > If a certain "Way To Die" requires access to DLC (including Pre-Order Bonuses) then use the DLC tag. > if a certain "Way To Die" requires access to the Next-Gen version of the game then use the Next-Gen Tag. > "Ways To Die" can go into really specific details. [ONLINE] [DLC] [NEXT-GEN] I'll start first: 1. Eaten by a shark. 2. Ironically die in the "Deathwish" ending. 3. Fall off the Maze Bank building with Moon Gravity on. 4. "Take the easy way out". [ONLINE] 5. Shot down by Ballas in Grove Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 6. Get run over by a tractor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornedturtle Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 7: swim past the edge of the map 8: holding a grenade for too long 9: drowning 10: getting hit by a car playing frogger 11: clipping the parashute on a building and falling to death. CarlitoDorito 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben73 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 12. Landing on cars roof after a stunt jump causing an explosion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlitoDorito Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) 13. Following another protagonist. 14. Punching a mountain lion. 15. Entering fort zancudo in a golf cart. 16. Trying to land a passenger jet on the vinewood sign. 17. Talking to the police is a good one. Edited January 1, 2015 by CarlitoDorito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The First Hunter Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 18.Entering prison in a lawn mower 19.Walking in radius of proximity mine 20.Crashing to a plane in a plane:d 21.Shooting rpg to ground 22.Walking on train tracks for a long time CarlitoDorito 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XIantonioIX Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 23.Playing GTA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertighost Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Surf ontop of a truck then prat fall off into oncoming traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowdog76 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 trying to throw a grenade in the shrinks car from my own and it landing on my lap instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Ronson Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 26. Sabotage your own parachute while in the sky. 27. Getting hit in the head by a security guard with a nightstick. 28. Getting killed by burning steam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletemeplease Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 29. Walking into the tail rotor of a helicopter 30. jumping out of a jet and hitting one of the engines CarlitoDorito 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_Sharpshooter Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 31-Accidental Explosion 32:Walking on the highway 33-Talk to anybody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleRob Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 34 ejecting out of a fighter jet and free falling into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevorphilipjfry Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 35. Get launched out of yourcar after crashing, and then get run over by the still moving car you just launched out of. 36. Suprise car explosion from a randomer driving too fast into a wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAFanForLyf Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 37.Falling of the top of the Maze Bank Tower by accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fwenshy Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 38. Sumo car wrestling on top of the Maze bank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buginafug Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 39. Stand around a police officer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 40. Skyfall into the Atomic Blimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddyoung Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 41. Get caught under a car as it explodes 42. Throw explosive on a car that is heading towards you and blow it up (with you). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 43. Touching a police car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevorphilipjfry Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 44. Try and retake grove street with a crowbar CarlitoDorito and ddyoung 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlitoDorito Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 (edited) 45. Trying to play fetch with a mountain lion. 46. Bringing chop for a nice run around zancudo. 47. Trying to get a picture of a charging mountain lion (they kill you a lot) 48. Drive off chiliad in a bus, jump out, try to sky dive in front of the bus while it falls and get run over skydiving. 49. Thinking you can do team fortress 2 style rocket jumps. Edited January 3, 2015 by CarlitoDorito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fwenshy Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 (edited) Some very imaginative ideas here that I will have to try. Unfortunately also a lot of dicks trying to be funny mentioning standing next to police etc. Bet these are the same arse holes i was arguing with on why GTAV is so much better than RDR Edited January 3, 2015 by fwenshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlitoDorito Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 50. Landing the new blimp on the old one. 51. Kick a car at the impound, wait for the police to come out, then see how long you last with a chain gun. It's more difficult with a golf club. 52. Run around punching people, see how many you can get to chase you then let them mob you. 53. Try to tease a shark to shore, it usually ends in death. 54. On current gen, being in a grassy area and throwing a Molotov will get you killed, the fire spreads, like its chasing you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddyoung Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 55. Play hot potato with a grenade. 56. Fight off the LSPD with fists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotADestoryer Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 57. Ejecting out of a jet with its cockpit facing right next to a building. CarlitoDorito 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyRaidFail404 Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 58. Pretending to be a firefighter goes wrong. 59. Jump off the Zancudo UFO and get in trouble for landing in the fort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YanUK Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 60. Forgetting that villains come after you shortly after you pick up the $25,000 case in the Random Event near Lumber Yard - and then wish you had your vehicle nearby. 61. Browsing the stock markets whilst standing on a railroad crossing. 62. Trying to jump on a train (unsuccessfully) 63. F*cking up the light house stunt jump 64. Suicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killahmatic Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 62. Trying to jump on a train (unsuccessfully) Other than death by police, or hitting something at full speed, that is how most of my deaths are caused. YanUK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevorphilipjfry Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 65. Accidentally ejecting out of the laser, whilst directly under the atomic blimp. CarlitoDorito 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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