Ai®a©ob®a Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) So i was helping my daughter with one of her projects where she has to write a report about what her future dream job would be and it got me thinking. What would be your dream job? All my life i wanted to be in the Air Force and fly fighter jets but i was rejected so i went to my back up in law enforcement but still wonder what it'd be like to fly fighter jets. Best part is 2:35 in Edited January 1, 2015 by Troubadour ddyoung and Melech 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 If I could make a living writing food-parody songs under the name 'Blob Marley', I'd probably go with that. Unfortunately, I'm instead employed with the international Jewish communist conspiracy to crush capitalism, and destroy the white race. It pays well, but it's demanding. Mr. House and OneManCrimeWave 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Average white guy Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Unfortunately, I'm instead employed with the international Jewish communist conspiracy to crush capitalism, and destroy the white race. It pays well, but it's demanding. Sounds fun, let me know how it works out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoeticWhisper Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Game Designer, Popular Graphic Designer Wrestler. None of which are likely to happen. But those are my dream jobs. OneManCrimeWave 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docfaustino Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 US President ? Think tank member. Historian third. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Wait, I wanna change mine to US President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drill Sergeant Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Cinematographer/video editor Fallcreek 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai®a©ob®a Posted January 1, 2015 Author Share Posted January 1, 2015 Wait, I wanna change mine to US President. May god have mercy on us all. Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G's Ah's Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I wanted to be a motoring journalist. Then I realized that it wasn't going to work out because the parents didn't want me to have a crummy job. So I am thinking diplomat of some kind, or at least working in an embassy somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai®a©ob®a Posted January 1, 2015 Author Share Posted January 1, 2015 US President ? Think tank member. Historian third. I've been thinking about going back to school an get a Master or something like it in History specifally World War II, I would love to have a job where i can be classed as a World War II Historian/Expert. Ask me anything about World War II and i could answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TECHN9CiAN Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) Porn star. Well it was, till i found out the only way for a man to get in porn is to star in gay porn first, or be the only person a hot female pornstar will do. also, almost all of them get STDs and/or die of aids. So there goes my only dream job. Other than that, if i could get paid to test the comfort levels of mattesses, i'd do that. Edited January 1, 2015 by TECHN9CiAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Auto journalist but they get $30000 annually. That's something I'd do if I were "retired" or rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Anything that would make me filthy rich. I don't care how boring, time-consuming, or tedious it is, nor do I give a damn if my bosses and co-workers make it their mission to make my job as unpleasant as possible. I'd rather suffer at a job with a ridiculously generous salary for 20 years and retire early, than spend double that time at something more fulfilling with an average salary. Yes, I would likely lose my hair and lose 10 years off my lifespan, but even then I would still have more free years until my death and would be able to afford pleasant vacations, a nicer home, etc. Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
79'Blazer4x4 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 For a long time I wanted to be a trucker. More specifically to own a trucking business, I'm still considering it but I'm not so sure anymore. I also wanted to be a fighter pilot for a while but I really doubt I'd be cut out for that so I never really pursued it. A lot of people have said that I have a great singing voice and a few said that I should pursue some kind of singing carreer, I'm considering trying that too but I can hardly talk to people one on one let alone sing to a group, haha. TheOneLibertonian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOneLibertonian Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I used to race go karts in ameteur competitions and I was successful but we were not that rich and we struggled to find a decent sponsor, but that's how life is. Some are lucky, others are not, so I guess I'm not so lucky. I'd love to be racing a touring car or to race for the FIA WEC or Formula 1 but it's very hard indeed. I'd love to be a racing driver but that couldn't happen, but I'd also love to be a Historian or to an extent a car/motoring journalist like Jeremy Clarkson and former race car driver turned car journalist and host of Old Top Gear and Fifth Gear Tiff Needell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalvin Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Probably a game developer at any gaming company, be it an indie or otherwise. Melech 1 Shine o' Vice | Vice City BETA Edition | Grand Theft Auto 3D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidSnails Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Become an atm machine Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrilLe Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I wanna be a national park ranger. I love the nature and it's fresh air, and working in it and protecting it will sure be a job I'll never get tired of. Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
am30 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I'd like to never have to work anothr day in my life. So I guess my dream job is to not have to have a job. Crossed and make total destroy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossed Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Gonzo journalist. Give me the funds for travel and inebriation, I'll write up a article on anything. Will make anything interesting. Game tester, then I learned that job really sucks from friends in the industry. Modest mouse or NOFX roadie, yeaaaah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melech Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 My dream job is supervisor of clouds lying on a hammock. Now seriously: I have always wanted to be an astronaut. But I will never be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacymist Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Since I was a little kid I dreamt big. I've always wanted to be an international drug dealer and weapons trader. Alex Wesker, Sunrise Driver, Niobium and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graven Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Philosopher. I would be lying on bed, spitting on ceiling using speech to text because writing takes an effort. TheGodDamnMaster, YA BOY DIRT, Crossed and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossed Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Philosopher. I would be lying on bed, spitting on ceiling using speech to text because writing takes an effort. I think I'll start doing that right now will I chug this jack ds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D- Ice Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) Crazy Middle-Eastern dictator. I'd love to have an elderly village lady kiss my hand and say "God bless your moustache" like with Saddam Hussain. Edited January 1, 2015 by D- Ice Coin and Tyler 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Bisexual porn producer...not actor, just producer...maybe director... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddyoung Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 My dream job is either be a fighter pilot, a navy seal, or a fire fighter. But realistically, I'm probably going into the banking industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Walmart cashier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Music teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonz Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Troubadour, like you, I've always dreamed of being a pilot, but I probably can't because I don't think I'm tall enough… As a kid I used to daydream about being an archaeologist and going on adventures like Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford was one of my childhood heroes). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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