GrandMaster Smith Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) Unless I guess your idea of fun is being nailed in the ass by a man named Betty.. Where did that come from? More importantly who is this Betty? Maybe he and his unorthodox way of fun is the solution to keeping Jehova's Witnesses away from our homes. It came from his overly explicit need to inform the internet of his interest in bisexuality in his signature/member title. I mean if he enjoys a woman with a penis then more power to him, but I just feel his self proclamation is based a little bit more around the sense of needing attention therefore I couldn't help but to slightly exploit d : Edited January 2, 2015 by GrandMaster Smith Femme Fatale 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Unless I guess your idea of fun is being nailed in the ass by a man named Betty.. Where did that come from? More importantly who is this Betty? Maybe he and his unorthodox way of fun is the solution to keeping Jehova's Witnesses away from our homes.It's cool, I dealt with it...And no, not even that will keep them away... Unless I guess your idea of fun is being nailed in the ass by a man named Betty.. Where did that come from? More importantly who is this Betty? Maybe he and his unorthodox way of fun is the solution to keeping Jehova's Witnesses away from our homes. It came from his overly explicit need to inform the internet of his interest in bisexuality in his signature/member title. I like you, you're a funny guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
?!=+_- Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Last time they came (a few years ago) I just told them what I thought. That it was just a load of pointless made up bullsh*t. One of my uncles became a Jehovah, was catholic then changed about 12 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coin Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I've actually invited them in once, these two elderly ladies. I let them explain their religion to me and I explained why I'm not into any of it. was pleasant enough, though I learned JWs shun anyone who doesn't buy into their spiel, including family members. One of the ladies 'disowned' her family over it...I asked her if 'God' would want that but didn't get an answer (of course). These people make even hardcore evangelicals seem tolerant by comparison. Yeah, I engaged in theological conversation with them one time, thinking it would be interesting but oh boy. There's more productivity to be had headbutting a brick wall. a20characterusername, RavingWithJesus, Xanbukka and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonz Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 By nagging them to death? If you were capable of looking at things from a different point of view other than your own maybe you'd be able to understand.. They believe god is giving people the gift of everlasting life and they're going out of their way to try and share this information with you to give you everlasting life as well. I've heard them say this is why god made the universe so enormous because given an eternity human beings would be able to populate other planets and the universe as a whole. It's really interesting really imo, they don't believe in hellfire but simply that if you reject god you will be disconnected from the source of life and become unconscious forever after you pass away. Well, I'm not interested in anyone's fictitious friends or afterlife rewards. There's a big amount of propaganda for pretty much every religion on the internet; everyone's heard of them by now, so if people were interested in joining them, they would've done that already. Don't even get me started on the Mor(m)ons... I was born in the religion...I know ALL about their beliefs... I'm guessing you were another one of those 'unique' teenagers who rebelled against their parent's belief system? Where did you get the idea JW's can't have sex for fun..? Unless I guess your idea of fun is being nailed in the ass by a man named Betty.. which is an entirely subjective opinion I suppose.. but still. Props for exposing yourself as a bigot. I'm straight and I can understand that homosexuality is not just about sex, you homophobic retard. If you look at it like that, heterosexuality is no more than sticking your cock up some chick's c*nt. Sounds stupidly reductive, doesn't it? Probably because it is. Oh, and you were saying something about viewing things from others' perspective, I believe?… D9fred95 and Xanbukka 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandMaster Smith Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Well, I'm not interested in anyone's fictitious friends or afterlife rewards. There's a big amount of propaganda for pretty much every religion on the internet; everyone's heard of them by now, so if people were interested in joining them, they would've done that already. Don't even get me started on the Mor(m)ons... Props for exposing yourself as a bigot. I'm straight and I can understand that homosexuality is not just about sex, you homophobic retard. If you look at it like that, heterosexuality is no more than sticking your cock up some chick's c*nt. Sounds stupidly reductive, doesn't it? Probably because it is. Oh, and you were saying something about viewing things from others' perspective, I believe?… The irony of the first sentences from your two paragraphs is pretty funny.. You're a bigot towards religion yet you're calling me a retard and homophobe for supposedly being a bigot. lol.. I don't even think you understood my post and just wanted to jump on an opportunity to try put someone else down, which sort of backfired and in turn made yourself look stupid. I'd be more than happy to share my thoughts on homosexuality but I honestly feel you lack the ability to even actually hold an intelligent conversation without insults and ear-plugging deeming it a waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin... Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 When I was 17 or thereabouts I was visited by a pair going door to door. I was home alone with my girlfriend, after school...sexy time. We were just finishing up when we heard some knocks on the door. I grabbed a towel and rushed down the stairs to answer. (Now to better give you an idea of this all, I have to stress that there was only a full-glass storm door separating me from the door to door folks.) I answered the door, looking like I just jumped out of the shower...only I was half mast and trying desperately not to show it. By the time they got to the "we would like to share the glory of..." part of their sale, I dropped my towel, turned around, and walked calmly up the stairs to resume where I left off. I learned that day of my girlfriend's grandmother was a local Jehovah's witnesses and how she thought she thought she knew the couple walking away from the house from my bedroom window. She wasn't happy but was damn glad she didn't answer the door with me. I can only imagine what would have happened if her grandmother somehow found out. That old hag was crazy. 9i OTD and Femme Fatale 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonz Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Well, I'm not interested in anyone's fictitious friends or afterlife rewards. There's a big amount of propaganda for pretty much every religion on the internet; everyone's heard of them by now, so if people were interested in joining them, they would've done that already. Don't even get me started on the Mor(m)ons... Props for exposing yourself as a bigot. I'm straight and I can understand that homosexuality is not just about sex, you homophobic retard. If you look at it like that, heterosexuality is no more than sticking your cock up some chick's c*nt. Sounds stupidly reductive, doesn't it? Probably because it is. Oh, and you were saying something about viewing things from others' perspective, I believe?… The irony of the first sentences from your two paragraphs is pretty funny.. You're a bigot towards religion yet you're calling me a retard and homophobe for supposedly being a bigot. lol.. I don't even think you understood my post and just wanted to jump on an opportunity to try put someone else down, which sort of backfired and in turn made yourself look stupid. I'd be more than happy to share my thoughts on homosexuality but I honestly feel you lack the ability to even actually hold an intelligent conversation without insults and ear-plugging deeming it a waste of time. Please consult a dictionary, mate. What "irony"? How am I a bigot? Quit trying to make yourself sound intelligent by using words you clearly don't comprehend. I called you a homophobe because of this gem you wrote: "Unless I guess your idea of fun is being nailed in the ass by a man named Betty". Sorry, but no amount of evasive rhetoric will redeem that statement. I didn't even have to say anything, really: you did a good enough job of humiliating yourself by trying to be witty. (By the way, not being interested in joining a cult doesn't constitute bigotry. Stay in school…) D9fred95, PinkRibbonScars, Xanbukka and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingWithJesus Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 If a Jehovah's witness comes to my door... Fonz, Xanbukka and Femme Fatale 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 (edited) Few things make me cringe like hearing someone say "He became a Jehovah". Jehovah is (of course this can be argued) the translation of God's name. So you're basically saying they are a god. When someone becomes a Buddhist you don't say he's a Buddha. Just say "witness" or JW Edited January 4, 2015 by Tuff Luv Capo Abel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanbukka Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I had two chances to debate a "witness", both times, I felt so damn sorry, for the witness, and what they sold their soul to, lock stock and barrel...... I give the cult credit though, they are, by historical standard, the second oldest "revised" version of what is thought to be (root christian) showing up as a mainline religion, as far back as (catholic) teachings took feet. Anyway, they are by every definition, a cult, though I consider every religious denomination since the murder of J.C., no more then just that. Keep the sheep blinded, so we can more easily control them, one and all. - Aleister Crowley Potato_Smuggler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandMaster Smith Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 (edited) Well, I'm not interested in anyone's fictitious friends or afterlife rewards. There's a big amount of propaganda for pretty much every religion on the internet; everyone's heard of them by now, so if people were interested in joining them, they would've done that already. Don't even get me started on the Mor(m)ons... Props for exposing yourself as a bigot. I'm straight and I can understand that homosexuality is not just about sex, you homophobic retard. If you look at it like that, heterosexuality is no more than sticking your cock up some chick's c*nt. Sounds stupidly reductive, doesn't it? Probably because it is. Oh, and you were saying something about viewing things from others' perspective, I believe?… The irony of the first sentences from your two paragraphs is pretty funny.. You're a bigot towards religion yet you're calling me a retard and homophobe for supposedly being a bigot. lol.. I don't even think you understood my post and just wanted to jump on an opportunity to try put someone else down, which sort of backfired and in turn made yourself look stupid. I'd be more than happy to share my thoughts on homosexuality but I honestly feel you lack the ability to even actually hold an intelligent conversation without insults and ear-plugging deeming it a waste of time. Please consult a dictionary, mate. What "irony"? How am I a bigot? Quit trying to make yourself sound intelligent by using words you clearly don't comprehend. I called you a homophobe because of this gem you wrote: "Unless I guess your idea of fun is being nailed in the ass by a man named Betty". Sorry, but no amount of evasive rhetoric will redeem that statement. I didn't even have to say anything, really: you did a good enough job of humiliating yourself by trying to be witty. (By the way, not being interested in joining a cult doesn't constitute bigotry. Stay in school…) I never said homosexuality was just about sex, you're just assuming what I believe.. or just can't take a joke. I believe love can exist between practically anything, hence why you see people who claim to be in love with their cars and even decide to marry them along with other inanimate objects. I believe love is much more than what's commonly believed.. being more along the lines of a natural bonding force of nature than just a chemical reaction in the brain. I don't believe people are born gay, I believe it has much more to do with society and upbringing. I'll remind you I'm not religious or hate gay people, my opinions aren't shaped by dogma and I know and work with several gay people who are all generally nice people.. I just believe there's a different reason to it than genetics and that it isn't predetermined from birth. Edited January 6, 2015 by GrandMaster Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 The only time I have been door knocked by these people, I have stated that I'm not interested, and they accepted it and walked away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GN 92 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I don't even bother to answer them. I leave them standing outside not giving a single f*ck. Xanbukka and RavingWithJesus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misanthrope Z Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Xanbukka and RavingWithJesus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanbukka Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 (By the way, not being interested in joining a cult doesn't constitute bigotry. Stay in school…) Is this a new trend? I know I catch hell everywhere, for (not) belonging to this cult, or that one. This party, or that one. Yet, everyone seems to have a box of "labels" ready and waiting, even the crowd that was so against labels in the past...... figure that one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonz Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 (edited) Well, I'm not interested in anyone's fictitious friends or afterlife rewards. There's a big amount of propaganda for pretty much every religion on the internet; everyone's heard of them by now, so if people were interested in joining them, they would've done that already. Don't even get me started on the Mor(m)ons... Props for exposing yourself as a bigot. I'm straight and I can understand that homosexuality is not just about sex, you homophobic retard. If you look at it like that, heterosexuality is no more than sticking your cock up some chick's c*nt. Sounds stupidly reductive, doesn't it? Probably because it is. Oh, and you were saying something about viewing things from others' perspective, I believe?… The irony of the first sentences from your two paragraphs is pretty funny.. You're a bigot towards religion yet you're calling me a retard and homophobe for supposedly being a bigot. lol.. I don't even think you understood my post and just wanted to jump on an opportunity to try put someone else down, which sort of backfired and in turn made yourself look stupid. I'd be more than happy to share my thoughts on homosexuality but I honestly feel you lack the ability to even actually hold an intelligent conversation without insults and ear-plugging deeming it a waste of time. Please consult a dictionary, mate. What "irony"? How am I a bigot? Quit trying to make yourself sound intelligent by using words you clearly don't comprehend. I called you a homophobe because of this gem you wrote: "Unless I guess your idea of fun is being nailed in the ass by a man named Betty". Sorry, but no amount of evasive rhetoric will redeem that statement. I didn't even have to say anything, really: you did a good enough job of humiliating yourself by trying to be witty. (By the way, not being interested in joining a cult doesn't constitute bigotry. Stay in school…) I never said homosexuality was just about sex, you're just assuming what I believe.. or just can't take a joke. I believe love can exist between practically anything, hence why you see people who claim to be in love with their cars and even decide to marry them along with other inanimate objects. I believe love is much more than what's commonly believed.. being more along the lines of a natural bonding force of nature than just a chemical reaction in the brain. I don't believe people are born gay, I believe it has much more to do with society and upbringing. I'll remind you I'm not religious or hate gay people, my opinions aren't shaped by dogma and I know and work with several gay people who are all generally nice people.. I just believe there's a different reason to it than genetics and that it isn't predetermined from birth. Oh, okay, thanks for clearing that up, man. As far as the 'origin' of homosexuality is concerned, I definitely think it's an interesting question, although I think it's an innate characteristic. I mean, I know gay people who don't really flaunt their orientation, and know they didn't they 'choose it' for shock or whatever. Of course there's also those hipster-ish, teenaged folks who claim to be homosexual and flaunt it just as a petty cry for attention and shock... Those people are really annoying, though. Edited January 6, 2015 by Black_MiD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 This is why I don't like straight people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonz Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 This is why I don't like straight people. How very heterophobic of you. Care to elaborate? Xanbukka 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Reread this page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonz Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Reread this page. Well, GrandMaster Smith has cleared up his point now, although I don't agree with his views on the genetic origin of homosexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergiu Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 They can if they're married, they can if they do it with just ONE man throughout their liver(her husband) I'm sorry to break the main subject with a little off-topic but doing it 'through the liver' sounds either funny or grotesque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanbukka Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 (edited) This is why I don't like straight people. No disrespect meant with this, but just how do you expect others, to understand your life, when you make a comment like that? It's 2015, and the hate going around, on base-less matters, is almost too much these days, I mean really...... Edited January 6, 2015 by Xanbukka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingWithJesus Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 pretty sure Eris was joking people...chill out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YanUK Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Option #1 - Point to your "No Cold Calling Sign" Option #2 - Counter with your beliefs Option #3 - Show interest and keep asking questions such as "that's interesting, tell me more..." until THEY decide to go. Trust me Option#3 - works well and is a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreakdowN_07 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) They don't received blood transfusion imagine if your daughter and you both involved in a serious car accident and she loss too much blood due to severe injury and when the doctor come out from the operation room asking to sign document for permission to carried out blood tranfusion and you have to say"Oh...... I am a JW and due to our belief and religion we cannot accept blood transfusion please pulled the plug for her life support system and let her died in peace,thank you" Well ,they are a group of Christian Fanatic who claimed themselves are the true chosen sons of God and they always spreading news about the World is coming to the end which is called "The Judgment Day" or "Armmageddon " tell me who give a sh*t anyway?!??!? Edited February 9, 2015 by BreakdowN_07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memes Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) They don't received blood transfusion imagine if your daughter and you both involved in a serious car accident and she loss to much blood due to severe injury and when the doctor come out from the operation room asking to sign document for permission to carried out blood tranfusion and you have to say"Oh...... I am a JW and due to our belief and religion we cannot accept blood transfusion please pulled the plug for her life support system and let her died in peace,thank you" Well ,they are a group of Christian Fanatic who claimed themselves are the true chosen sons of God and they always spreading news about the World is coming to the end which is called "The Judgment Day" or "Armmageddon " tell me who give a sh*t anyway?!??!? No one,(except the wingdings), seems to care about armmageddon. No offense to any of you, but when you think about it: if the world ends for everyone, is that really fair for people who don't follow that said religion in which the world ends. Would an omnipotent being, who is supposed to be fair and whatnot, kill off millions of people, even those who don't believe in him, if just his religion says so. Confusing wording, but think. Edited February 9, 2015 by T_0_P_H_A_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nowdrivefaster Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Lololololol xD I have seen them for many fimes in my door. Last time I opened a door for them and they said: "Is your mommy or daddy home?" I got a little pissed. I have been living on my own since I was 18 years old. Practically almost for 10 years I slammed my door into their faces when they tried to get in too aggressively. And yeah, if you do want to believe in flying spaghetti monster, be my guest, but DO NOT COME TO MY DOOR AND TRY TO FORCE ME TO DO THE SAME!!! Majestic81 and Memes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K^2 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Option #3 - Show interest and keep asking questions such as "that's interesting, tell me more..." until THEY decide to go. Trust me Option#3 - works well and is a laugh. Absolutely. And the best part, if you really ask the right questions, they don't ever come back to your neighborhood. Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebreak Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 The guys in my country aren't very well-prepared. One time I told them point blabk I'm an atheist, and they were like "Um, okay...Thank you for your time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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