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Jehovah's Witnesses


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OP I think your fedora is too tight.

I think you sit way too high on that horse.

 

 

I'd rather be on a horse than joking about torturing random people for their beliefs. After the whole NYPD slayings I bet the authorities of the US will take any threats of harm against others over the internet very seriously.

 

 

Oh ya I bet this site is full of lulz in regards to talking about dismantling people because of their job titles. So much edge and joking on this site

 

http://www.fbi.gov/report-threats-and-crime

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whoa there, mr. takes-sh*t-seriously. They were unsolicited.

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make total destroy

The f*ck just happened in here?

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yes I know, going back a single page to read the actual contents of a thread sure is hard.

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They think their god is true god and yours are fake.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is NOT fake!!! :angry:

 

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whoa there, mr. takes-sh*t-seriously. They were unsolicited.

yeah. Last time people thought someone was joking online, two people were executed. This sh*t isn't funny and if it takes the inside of an interrogation room for some asshole to believe it them oh well they chose it.

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Calm your sh*t.

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Calm your sh*t.

and/or tits.

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OP I think your fedora is too tight.

I think you sit way too high on that horse. I think he needs an iceberg for that burn.
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Where i live, the Jehova Witnesses are less harmful than the people that carry a cuban flag with yellow snd red colors with a white star and a blue triangle

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I cucked Alex Jones

People who are different than us are scary and we should not like them.

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I have this on my front door to try and ward them off.

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It doesn't always work and sometimes they still make it up the porch steps to the door and doorbell. If my doorbell rings and I see "churchies" on the porch I just make eye contact through the glass panes of the door and about face back into wherever I was disturbed from.

 

A few times my wife has confronted them with her atheists ways...we've had probably about 4 or 5 full bibles left on our porch.

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I have this on my front door to try and ward them off.

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It doesn't always work and sometimes they still make it up the porch steps to the door and doorbell. If my doorbell rings and I see "churchies" on the porch I just make eye contact through the glass panes of the door and about face back into wherever I was disturbed from.

 

A few times my wife has confronted them with her atheists ways...we've had probably about 4 or 5 full bibles left on our porch.

They show up often to my house. I once spouted random gibberish at them while acting possesed. Need less to say,Bibles were left on my porch that day
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I wish someone would knock on my door and talk to me. So f*cking lonely and bored...just waiting for the money to rebuild myself and life...Theres a big Jehovah compound in Ashland Nebraska, where I'm stuck at the moment. Maybe they'll be my friends.

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Ai®a©ob®a

 

You win the first Darwin Award for 2015.

 

I wish someone would knock on my door and talk to me. So f*cking lonely and bored...just waiting for the money to rebuild myself and life...Theres a big Jehovah compound in Ashland Nebraska, where I'm stuck at the moment. Maybe they'll be my friends.

Send me a PM anytime, I'll be glad to have a chat with you

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Thank you. I appreciate the kindness. I'll take you up on it one of these days or maybe just randomly. Or both. Rofl

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I've been seeing so much bashing of Jehovah Witnesses online lately.. and the majority of it is based off misconceptions or what people hear about the religion through television and hearsay. I know several witnesses and they're some of the nicer people I know, they're going door to door on their spare time to try and help people. I don't see people who bash them going out and volunteering their time to try and benefit others. Not to mention their churches are one of the few who don't force you to donate, who also hand out literature and offer bible studies completely free.

 

There are some things I don't agree with but all this hate towards them and cult/psycho talk is nonsense. Crazy people just in general exist, you're going to find them no matter where you look. It's extremely stereotypical to judge an entire group off the actions of a select few..

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I've been seeing so much bashing of Jehovah Witnesses online lately.. and the majority of it is based off misconceptions or what people hear about the religion through television and hearsay. I know several witnesses and they're some of the nicer people I know, they're going door to door on their spare time to try and help people. I don't see people who bash them going out and volunteering their time to try and benefit others. Not to mention their churches are one of the few who don't force you to donate, who also hand out literature and offer bible studies completely free.

 

There are some things I don't agree with but all this hate towards them and cult/psycho talk is nonsense. Crazy people just in general exist, you're going to find them no matter where you look. It's extremely stereotypical to judge an entire group off the actions of a select few..

I'm not saying their all crazy, but some are pretty crazy. I have met some really nice witnesses though, and I agree, it's wrong to generalize based on only a few people
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Do there women put out? I'm down to see that Chewbacca smile

"They are allowed to have sex, as long as it fits the guidelines of the Watchtower Governing Body"- according to google, they can, but it has to follow special guidelines. Crazy. Edited by Potato_Smuggler
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Do there women put out? I'm down to see that Chewbacca smile

"They are allowed to have sex, as long as it fits the guidelines of the Watchtower Governing Body"- according to google, they xan, but is has to follow special guidelines. Crazy.Actually, they can, and can't...

 

They can if they're married, they can if they do it with just ONE man throughout their liver(her husband), they can only do the casual kind(no oral, anal, etc.), and if she plans on getting pregnant out of it...

 

They can't with various different men, can't do it out of wedlock, lesbian and gay sex is a no, and, worst of all, you can't have sex for fun...

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Do there women put out? I'm down to see that Chewbacca smile

"They are allowed to have sex, as long as it fits the guidelines of the Watchtower Governing Body"- according to google, they xan, but is has to follow special guidelines. Crazy.
Actually, they can, and can't...

 

They can if they're married, they can if they do it with just ONE man throughout their liver(her husband), they can only do the casual kind(no oral, anal, etc.), and if she plans on getting pregnant out of it...

 

They can't with various different men, can't do it out of wedlock, lesbian and gay sex is a no, and, worst of all, you can't have sex for fun...

Why MotelGuy said.^
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I've been seeing so much bashing of Jehovah Witnesses online lately.. and the majority of it is based off misconceptions or what people hear about the religion through television and hearsay. I know several witnesses and they're some of the nicer people I know, they're going door to door on their spare time to try and help people. I don't see people who bash them going out and volunteering their time to try and benefit others. Not to mention their churches are one of the few who don't force you to donate, who also hand out literature and offer bible studies completely free.

 

There are some things I don't agree with but all this hate towards them and cult/psycho talk is nonsense. Crazy people just in general exist, you're going to find them no matter where you look. It's extremely stereotypical to judge an entire group off the actions of a select few..

By nagging them to death?

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I've been seeing so much bashing of Jehovah Witnesses online lately.. and the majority of it is based off misconceptions or what people hear about the religion through television and hearsay. I know several witnesses and they're some of the nicer people I know, they're going door to door on their spare time to try and help people. I don't see people who bash them going out and volunteering their time to try and benefit others. Not to mention their churches are one of the few who don't force you to donate, who also hand out literature and offer bible studies completely free.

 

There are some things I don't agree with but all this hate towards them and cult/psycho talk is nonsense. Crazy people just in general exist, you're going to find them no matter where you look. It's extremely stereotypical to judge an entire group off the actions of a select few..

By nagging them to death? I think he's gonna need some ice, cause he just got BURNED.
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Do there women put out? I'm down to see that Chewbacca smile

"They are allowed to have sex, as long as it fits the guidelines of the Watchtower Governing Body"- according to google, they xan, but is has to follow special guidelines. Crazy.
Actually, they can, and can't...

 

They can if they're married, they can if they do it with just ONE man throughout their liver(her husband), they can only do the casual kind(no oral, anal, etc.), and if she plans on getting pregnant out of it...

 

They can't with various different men, can't do it out of wedlock, lesbian and gay sex is a no, and, worst of all, you can't have sex for fun...

 

 

 

 

Where do you guys get this stuff? They're not supposed to fornicate or commit adultery but nowhere does it say you can only have sex with only one person your entire life or that you can't have sex for fun and pleasure.

 

 

 

By nagging them to death?

 

If you were capable of looking at things from a different point of view other than your own maybe you'd be able to understand.. They believe god is giving people the gift of everlasting life and they're going out of their way to try and share this information with you to give you everlasting life as well. I've heard them say this is why god made the universe so enormous because given an eternity human beings would be able to populate other planets and the universe as a whole. It's really interesting really imo, they don't believe in hellfire but simply that if you reject god you will be disconnected from the source of life and become unconscious forever after you pass away.

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Do there women put out? I'm down to see that Chewbacca smile

"They are allowed to have sex, as long as it fits the guidelines of the Watchtower Governing Body"- according to google, they xan, but is has to follow special guidelines. Crazy.
Actually, they can, and can't...

 

They can if they're married, they can if they do it with just ONE man throughout their liver(her husband), they can only do the casual kind(no oral, anal, etc.), and if she plans on getting pregnant out of it...

 

They can't with various different men, can't do it out of wedlock, lesbian and gay sex is a no, and, worst of all, you can't have sex for fun...

 

 

 

 

Where do you guys get this stuff? They're not supposed to fornicate or commit adultery but nowhere does it say you can only have sex with only one person your entire life or that you can't have sex for fun and pleasure.

 

 

I was born in the religion...I know ALL about their beliefs...

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I was born in the religion...I know ALL about their beliefs...

 

 

I'm guessing you were another one of those 'unique' teenagers who rebelled against their parent's belief system? Where did you get the idea JW's can't have sex for fun..? Unless I guess your idea of fun is being nailed in the ass by a man named Betty.. which is an entirely subjective opinion I suppose.. but still.

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I was born in the religion...I know ALL about their beliefs...

 

I'm guessing you were another one of those 'unique' teenagers who rebelled against their parent's belief system? Where did you get the idea JW's can't have sex for fun..? Unless I guess your idea of fun is being nailed in the ass by a man named Betty.. which is an entirely subjective opinion I suppose.. but still.

I never rebelled against them, my parents gave up the religion, so therefore I did too...Of course I was never going to join it...Their sex life is up to the Witnesses, it depends on how strict they are with their religion...

 

Oh, and by the way I DO happen to like trannies...and girls...and guys...

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Unless I guess your idea of fun is being nailed in the ass by a man named Betty..

Where did that come from? More importantly who is this Betty? Maybe he and his unorthodox way of fun is the solution to keeping Jehova's Witnesses away from our homes.

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