Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 I was raised within the religion for over a decade...then all of a sudden my parents stopped going to the meetings which means I did too...my grandmother is the only true Jehovah's Witness...They're actually very nice people, but the religion has way to many rules...By the way, they don't sell you their books & magazines, or force you to give a donation in exchange, they give them away for free...But be cautious, because if you take one, they'll assume your interested, and they'll start offering a bible study... I know what you mean. Most are okay people, but some just need a high five. to the face with a baseball bat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I was raised within the religion for over a decade...then all of a sudden my parents stopped going to the meetings which means I did too...my grandmother is the only true Jehovah's Witness...They're actually very nice people, but the religion has way to many rules...By the way, they don't sell you their books & magazines, or force you to give a donation in exchange, they give them away for free...But be cautious, because if you take one, they'll assume your interested, and they'll start offering a bible study... I know what you mean. Most are okay people, but some just need a high five. to the face with a baseball bat Yeah...but trust me, a baseball bat isn't going to scare them away...They always, ALWAYS, come back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 I was raised within the religion for over a decade...then all of a sudden my parents stopped going to the meetings which means I did too...my grandmother is the only true Jehovah's Witness...They're actually very nice people, but the religion has way to many rules...By the way, they don't sell you their books & magazines, or force you to give a donation in exchange, they give them away for free...But be cautious, because if you take one, they'll assume your interested, and they'll start offering a bible study... I know what you mean. Most are okay people, but some just need a high five. to the face with a baseball bat Yeah...but trust me, a baseball bat isn't going to scare them away...They always, ALWAYS, come back... I had some stay outside the door for 1 hour, opened it to chase them away, ended up standing there for 3 hours, listening to their chatter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) One of my biggest idols is a witness F*ck. edit: Fun fact, I didn't know who he was a year ago. http://gtaforums.com/topic/595269-who-is-this-guy/ Edited December 31, 2014 by Marwin Moody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 One of my biggest idols is a witness F*ck. edit: Fun fact, I didn't know who he was a year ago. http://gtaforums.com/topic/595269-who-is-this-guy/ nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Why cruel word, WHY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonz Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 One of my biggest idols is a witness F*ck. edit: Fun fact, I didn't know who he was a year ago. http://gtaforums.com/topic/595269-who-is-this-guy/ Wha...? George is a witness? FFS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 One of my biggest idols is a witness F*ck. edit: Fun fact, I didn't know who he was a year ago. http://gtaforums.com/topic/595269-who-is-this-guy/ Wha...? George is a witness? FFS... The world can be so cruel. Fonz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Daniels Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Here's my problem-I can't not talk to them. It's not just them, anyone I see in public handing out flyers that try to talk me me or people selling sh*t in the shopping centre, I take a flyer and listen to them, my partner is always there to save the day though. Once two smoking hot Jehovah girls came knocking in my door, I was like "praise te Lord" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 One of my biggest idols is a witness F*ck. edit: Fun fact, I didn't know who he was a year ago. http://gtaforums.com/topic/595269-who-is-this-guy/ I feel kind of dirty using his signature strings now. They're super great flatwounds though. Fonz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 They're no more deluded than any other devout, really. The shame is the cult-like practices which, much like Scientology, will excommunicate you if you fail to tow the company line. It's a weird business. Fonz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) They're no more deluded than any other devout, really. The shame is the cult-like practices which, much like Scientology, will excommunicate you if you fail to tow the company line. It's a weird business. It's pretty weird. I've met some who have "disowned" their families over it. Edited December 31, 2014 by Potato_Smuggler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graven Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) I deal them same way than your random vacuum cleaner seller or anyone else. Thank You but no thank You. Edited December 31, 2014 by Slave Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai®a©ob®a Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I don't even answer the door, My grandpa put a sign on his front door as he was getting them coming to his door every other day after they learned that my grandma had just died and they wanted to introduce him into the faith. So he made a sign and put on the front door, DearJehova's Witnesses. I don't want none of your GD spiel, Anybody else feel free to knock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 One of my biggest idols is a witness F*ck. edit: Fun fact, I didn't know who he was a year ago. http://gtaforums.com/topic/595269-who-is-this-guy/ Rest in Peace Bernie Mac. mr quick and Fonz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai®a©ob®a Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 One of my biggest idols is a witness F*ck. edit: Fun fact, I didn't know who he was a year ago. http://gtaforums.com/topic/595269-who-is-this-guy/ Rest in Peace Bernie Mac. I hope you're kidding,g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 One of my biggest idols is a witness F*ck. edit: Fun fact, I didn't know who he was a year ago. http://gtaforums.com/topic/595269-who-is-this-guy/ Rest in Peace Bernie Mac. are u f*cken retarded? thats billy d williams Otter and Fonz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TECHN9CiAN Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 One of my biggest idols is a witness F*ck. edit: Fun fact, I didn't know who he was a year ago. http://gtaforums.com/topic/595269-who-is-this-guy/ The singer Prince is also a witness. No biggie. Although since he became one, he has refused to play songs that glorify sexuality, such as Erotic Ciry or Darling Nicky. Bummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) Actually, I'm pretty sure it's the male Sharkeisha. JUST A JOKE Edited December 31, 2014 by Potato_Smuggler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonz Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 One of my biggest idols is a witness F*ck. edit: Fun fact, I didn't know who he was a year ago. http://gtaforums.com/topic/595269-who-is-this-guy/ Rest in Peace Bernie Mac. are u f*cken retarded? thats billy d williams Are you dudes crazy? It's clearly Denzel Washington. Otter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) All black people look alike, get it? Isn't that funny? Edited December 31, 2014 by make total destroy a20characterusername 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai®a©ob®a Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) All black people look alike, get it? Isn't that funny? Edited December 31, 2014 by Troubadour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 All black people look alike, get it? Isn't that funny? STEREOTYPICAL BLACK GIRL VOICE: That's Racist!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai®a©ob®a Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 All black people look alike, get it? Isn't that funny? STEREOTYPICAL BLACK GIRL VOICE: That's Racist!! Fixed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 All black people look alike, get it? Isn't that funny? STEREOTYPICAL BLACK GIRL VOICE: That's Racist!! Fixed it You made it 50 times better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonz Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 All black people look alike, get it? Isn't that funny? Are you showing off to the other children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Stay off my monkeybars. Ezza. and RoadRunner71 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shhhhhhhhh Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I had a friend in elementary school (like 4th grade) that was Jehovah's Witness and she was super weird. I mean; I liked her enough to be her friend but sh*t got weird once she started pulling out single strands of my hair and eating it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TECHN9CiAN Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I had a friend in elementary school (like 4th grade) that was Jehovah's Witness and she was super weird. I mean; I liked her enough to be her friend but sh*t got weird once she started pulling out single strands of my hair and eating it... Not sure if thats a common witness practice or just her mr quick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glass Cloud Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 OP I think your fedora is too tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 OP I think your fedora is too tight. I think you sit way too high on that horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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