Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Most of us hate them. Trying to shove beliefs down our throats. But how do you deal with them? Elite today some knocked on my door. So I opened it and said "Hi, how's it going. You must be here for the ritual. I have the perfect virgin to sacrifice, but I'm still deciding whether to slit her throat or chop off her limbs. Can You Guys Help Clean Afterwards? Make yourselves at home, more are coming." They just ran and ran, drove away. I'm sure they won't even visit again. Sunrise Driver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripto136 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 So uh, I hear you're a potato smuggler. Cause you know, I need some real serious cargo to be "moved". Killzone3265 and Xyn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 So uh, I hear you're a potato smuggler. Cause you know, I need some real serious cargo to be "moved". Sure thing. I can "move" it for you. What king of Potatoes? Sweet? Baked? IveGotNoValues 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 My next door neighbour is a Jehova's Witness. She's in her late 90's and has the build of a rugby player. Nice woman, although she suffers from dementia and occasionally makes a nuisance of herself. Fonz, Blisteryship006 and PinkRibbonScars 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a20characterusername Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I've actually invited them in once, these two elderly ladies. I let them explain their religion to me and I explained why I'm not into any of it. was pleasant enough, though I learned JWs shun anyone who doesn't buy into their spiel, including family members. One of the ladies 'disowned' her family over it...I asked her if 'God' would want that but didn't get an answer (of course). These people make even hardcore evangelicals seem tolerant by comparison. PinkRibbonScars and Mister Pink 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TECHN9CiAN Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 If youre a religious person yourself, invite them in and tell them about your religion. I guarantee you they will not want to listen and leave. Ive done this. Always works. f*ckers love to push their beliefs unto others, but if yoy try to do the same, they wont even listen. f*ckin hypocrites. I hate them all. xVampire Fangx, Blisteryship006, GN 92 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 If youre a religious person yourself, invite them in and tell them about your religion. I guarantee you they will not want to listen and leave. Ive done this. Always works. f*ckers love to push their beliefs unto others, but if yoy try to do the same, they wont even listen. f*ckin hypocrites. I hate them all. I'm with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonz Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I just tell them I'm not interested and never open the door. I also ignore those guys who sometimes go to schools' entrances and try to sell copies of the New Testament to students. I'd rather just go about my business, because, if I actually acknowledge them, I know I'll get caught up in some sort of debate, which is the last thing I want when I'm leaving school at the end of a rough morning… SmokesWithCigs, PinkRibbonScars and xVampire Fangx 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 I just tell them I'm not interested and never open the door. I also ignore those guys who sometimes go to schools' entrances and try to sell copies of the New Testament to students. I'd rather just go about my business, because, if I actually acknowledge them, I know I'll get caught up in some sort of debate, which is the last thing I want when I'm leaving school at the end of a rough morning I've had some stay outside my door for more than 1 hour... When will these people take the hint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezza. Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) I just like to greet them with a "Kifflom, Brother Brother!" and tell them about Epsilonism, usually gets rid of them quickly Edited December 31, 2014 by EZza2647 Fonz, Jolly Swagman, SmokesWithCigs and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 The one that lives next to me has never tried to convert me or even brought religion up. Her family are always there too and they're the same, they never bring it up either. I think it's something they don't all do. Some of them are pretty mellow. SmokesWithCigs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonz Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I just tell them I'm not interested and never open the door. I also ignore those guys who sometimes go to schools' entrances and try to sell copies of the New Testament to students. I'd rather just go about my business, because, if I actually acknowledge them, I know I'll get caught up in some sort of debate, which is the last thing I want when I'm leaving school at the end of a rough morning I've had some stay outside my door for more than 1 hour... When will these people take the hint. Are you serious? 1 hour... Damn, stubborn bastards. In that case, open up and tell them all about Jediism or something of the sort. I bet that will keep far away for a long time. PinkRibbonScars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) I just tell them I'm not interested and never open the door. I also ignore those guys who sometimes go to schools' entrances and try to sell copies of the New Testament to students. I'd rather just go about my business, because, if I actually acknowledge them, I know I'll get caught up in some sort of debate, which is the last thing I want when I'm leaving school at the end of a rough morning I've had some stay outside my door for more than 1 hour... When will these people take the hint. Are you serious? 1 hour... Damn, stubborn bastards. In that case, open up and tell them all about Jediism or something of the sort. I bet that will keep far away for a long time. 1 hour, just standing outside the door. When opened it to tell then yo go away, they talked for 3 and a half HOURS. SERIOUSLY Edited December 31, 2014 by Potato_Smuggler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingdongs Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Back when I was a young lad we used to send mormons from mormons.org to each other's houses. Not sure if you can anymore, you used to be able to fill out a form and they would send a mormon representative to the house on the form. SimsDaniel916 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonz Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I just tell them I'm not interested and never open the door. I also ignore those guys who sometimes go to schools' entrances and try to sell copies of the New Testament to students. I'd rather just go about my business, because, if I actually acknowledge them, I know I'll get caught up in some sort of debate, which is the last thing I want when I'm leaving school at the end of a rough morning I've had some stay outside my door for more than 1 hour... When will these people take the hint. Are you serious? 1 hour... Damn, stubborn bastards. In that case, open up and tell them all about Jediism or something of the sort. I bet that will keep far away for a long time.1 hour, just standing outside the door. When opened it to tell then yo go away, they talked for 3 and a half HOURS. SERIOUSLY I guess the only option in those circumstances is to storm off while they're speaking and never look back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 I just tell them I'm not interested and never open the door. I also ignore those guys who sometimes go to schools' entrances and try to sell copies of the New Testament to students. I'd rather just go about my business, because, if I actually acknowledge them, I know I'll get caught up in some sort of debate, which is the last thing I want when I'm leaving school at the end of a rough morning I've had some stay outside my door for more than 1 hour... When will these people take the hint. Are you serious? 1 hour... Damn, stubborn bastards. In that case, open up and tell them all about Jediism or something of the sort. I bet that will keep far away for a long time.1 hour, just standing outside the door. When opened it to tell then yo go away, they talked for 3 and a half HOURS. SERIOUSLY I guess the only option in those circumstances is to storm off while they're speaking and never look back. Ooor, I could call in an air strike , while 360 triple head shot collateral no scoping them while playing smoke weed ever day in the background. Works either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiju Blue Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 @ OP: Aren't you edgy? Anyway, I've only encountered a jehova witness once. They rang up my house's intercom, and I answered on the phone. Real nice lady asked if I would like to hear what she had to say, I politely turned her down. She wished me a good day. Jolly Swagman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 @ OP: Aren't you edgy? Anyway, I've only encountered a jehova witness once. They rang up my house's intercom, and I answered on the phone. Real nice lady asked if I would like to hear what she had to say, I politely turned her down. She wished me a good day. haha, people say I'm edgy all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottie Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Blare any slayer song /problem solved PinkRibbonScars, 161isaiah161 and Special Members 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Members Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I've luckily never faced one of these people, but if one of them knocked on my door I would smack it shut right infront of their face with joy. f*ck those crazy assholes. A cult that ruins families. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyeighties Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Most of us hate them. Trying to shove beliefs down our throats. But how do you deal with them? Elite today some knocked on my door. So I opened it and said "Hi, how's it going. You must be here for the ritual. I have the perfect virgin to sacrifice, but I'm still deciding whether to slit her throat or chop off her limbs. Can You Guys Help Clean Afterwards? Make yourselves at home, more are coming." They just ran and ran, drove away. I'm sure they won't even visit again. I call Bull sh*t! I just tell them I'm Hindu and need to get to the BBQ I have planned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 Most of us hate them. Trying to shove beliefs down our throats. But how do you deal with them? Elite today some knocked on my door. So I opened it and said "Hi, how's it going. You must be here for the ritual. I have the perfect virgin to sacrifice, but I'm still deciding whether to slit her throat or chop off her limbs. Can You Guys Help Clean Afterwards? Make yourselves at home, more are coming." They just ran and ran, drove away. I'm sure they won't even visit again. I call Bull sh*t! I just tell them I'm Hindu and need to get to the BBQ I have planned trust me, it happened. I got the idea when someone else did something similar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I always see Jehovah's Witnesses walking around the neighborhood, but I don't think I've ever had one knock on my door. sh*t, not even Jehovah's Witnesses want anything to do with me.. PinkRibbonScars and Sunrise Driver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 *Jehovah's My entire family are Jehovah's witnesses. Some are a lot more into it than others. The organization itself encourages preaching work. They mean no harm and if you tell them not to come back, they won't. If you have any more questions, ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 My grandmother was a Jehovah's Witness, but she got kicked out of her church for marrying a Jew. True Story. Fallcreek and 161isaiah161 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Next time just invite them in, sit them down and show them the grand theft auto games, it's a religious experience. Sunrise Driver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixteenValues Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) If I see them in my front yard, I usually step onto my porch and tell them I don't need anyone to convince me into religion. Already got one, and I'm sure fine with whatever I believe in. Also, it weren't easy having a Jehovah's witness back in middle school. She was all anti-Christmas and sh*t. Edited December 31, 2014 by SixteenValues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beemertramp Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Open the door naked and say you are a nudist and your religion is naturism.that oughta make the f*ckers uncomfortable and leave XD haha AuSsIeThUnDeR36 and xVampire Fangx 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato_Smuggler Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 *Jehovah's My entire family are Jehovah's witnesses. Some are a lot more into it than others. The organization itself encourages preaching work. They mean no harm and if you tell them not to come back, they won't. If you have any more questions, ask me. yeah, your family is fine, but there's always some of those bad apples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Femme Fatale Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I was raised within the religion for over a decade...then all of a sudden my parents stopped going to the meetings which means I did too...my grandmother is the only true Jehovah's Witness...They're actually very nice people, but the religion has way to many rules...By the way, they don't sell you their books & magazines, or force you to give a donation in exchange, they give them away for free...But be cautious, because if you take one, they'll assume your interested, and they'll start offering a bible study... xVampire Fangx 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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