The 'Cool Things About Me' Thread - Speshul Snowflake Edition

[resevil2008]

I actually like Resident Evil 6 having played all the classics and loving them.

 

I started smoking nearly 2 years ago. I don't think I have stopped for more than one day. As much as I enjoy smoking, this bothers the sh*t out of me.

[a20characterusername]

I have a certified IQ of 197

By which measure, Stanford-Binet, Wechsler, etc?

 

Or is it more along the lines of this?

[Potato_Smuggler]

 

I have a certified IQ of 197

By which measure, Stanford-Binet, Wechsler, etc?

 

Or is it more along the lines of this?

No, it's not a long those lines. But it's weschler.

[Coin]

My ability to detect bullsh*t.

 

The bullsh*t-o-meter is reading off the charts right now.

[Potato_Smuggler]

My ability to detect bullsh*t.

 

The bullsh*t-o-meter is reading off the charts right now.

Are you sure it's not broken.

[Aby]

I actually like Resident Evil 6 having played all the classics and loving them

Good man

[AlienTwo]

 

 

The fact that most people consider me too responsible. I mean, how am I too responsible

You're not. Too dumb, yes, responsible? No.

I have a certified IQ of 197, so no. But, I have better things to do than argue with an immature idiot.

I can rap the supersonic part of RAP GOD - EMINEM, almost 3 times as fast.

 

Of course you do, now go back to making your insanely intelligent threads.

[Payne Killer]

I can slow down time in my mind with painkillers.

[Potato_Smuggler]

 

 

 

 

The fact that most people consider me too responsible. I mean, how am I too responsible

You're not. Too dumb, yes, responsible? No.

I have a certified IQ of 197, so no. But, I have better things to do than argue with an immature idiot.

I can rap the supersonic part of RAP GOD - EMINEM, almost 3 times as fast.

 

Of course you do, now go back to making your insanely intelligent threads.

I'm sorry, I thought the website was for having some degree of fun discussing stuff in this particular section, not being an a**hole to other people because of what they do. Anyways, can we just let this go and get in topic?

[dice]

People with large IQs really have a weird way of having fun

[Otter]

Simmer down, sausages, or I'll break out the maple syrup.

 

 

Edit - in case my particular brand of Candian humor is unclear - this is a warning. Stop sh*tting on each other.

[Potato_Smuggler]

Simmer down, sausages, or I'll break out the maple syrup.

 

 

Edit - in case my particular brand of Candian humor is unclear - this is a warning. Stop sh*tting on each other.

 

Noooo! Not the syrup.

Edited December 31, 2014 by Potato_Smuggler

[Otter]

And you, my dear potato, need to learn the ropes of an internet forum. It'll come in time - but for now, resist the urge to respond to everything.

 

As for me, well, I've been on a course correction this year. A lot of fundamental things about "me" have changed. I've been sober for 10 months. I quit my job in advertising, after ten years, to make cartoons with my partner. (see: facebook.com/worlddoctorsoutreach)

 

So, my special snowflake is melting into something new.

[I cucked Alex Jones]

hey otter do you want to do shots with me?

[SixteenValues]

I can drink up to 0.8 gallon of commercial chocolate milk, without my stomach killing me and the oncoming diarrhea.

 

My friends usually starts puking at 0.5.

 

Guess I'm immune to what ever it is.

[mrpain]

I'm told to stay strong and keep fighting, but what they do not know is that I have already lost.

Edited November 8, 2015 by mrpain

[TECHN9CiAN]

Wow, this thread got stupid faster than average.

[AlienTwo]

Wow, this thread got stupid faster than average.

It's not like it had that far to go...

[SingularSoul]

I literally have no fear, when it comes to speaking in front of large numbers of people;

To be more specific, I feel (positive) "butterflies" around 5 minutes before I am due to speak, and then, as if by magic, I can simply stand up, casually speak/ answer questions/ debate, with ease.

 

I can also effectively bullsh*t my way through any face-to-face encounter. Meeting new people, pretending to like assholes, job interviews; You name it, I can manipulate and pull strings, and convince people I give a sh*t all the time.

 

Both are VERY useful skills.

[Flachbau]

 

 

 

 

Excuse me sh*tlord OP, but I feel the term 'snowflake' is problematic, as snowflakes are white and therefore non-inclusive and vaguely casually racist. Any sapiosexual, transracial otherkin and their headmates worth their salt (and pepper!) know this. ERASURE.

 

I skipped three grades in school and also lived as a vagrant, traveling almost without rest for over a decade.

Wow, you must be so fun at parties, bro.

 

Cool things about me: I can piss this guy off

 

That joke comment i made about your wispy skinner mustache must've really gotten under your skin, given that you haven't stopped following me around since. Project much?

 

On topic: I'm ambidextrous, and can write two different sentences at the same time.

Wow congrats, put it on your resume.

[a20characterusername]

Was that an attempt at an insult, or just more of the usual passive-aggressiveness? Oh, and it's "resumé".

 

On topic: I mostly play guitar, but playing musical instruments is almost second nature to me.

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

I'm a car enthusiast with a vast knowledge of most European and North American Super Cars and I have some knowledge about Asia-Pacific Super Cars

[Majestic81]

Oh ignore. senseless bragging.

Edited January 1, 2015 by Majestic81

[Zook]

I've had poems published in a real book sold in shops. So I guess I'm a published poet?

 

I wish I coud like my own posts.

Edited January 1, 2015 by Zook

[the lost nipple]

Oh ignore. senseless bragging.

To be fair you did click on a thread called "The 'Cool Things About Me' Thread - Speshul Snowflake Edition"

The title should have led you to infer that this thread would be a little lackluster in the modesty department

Edited January 1, 2015 by the lost nipple

[79'Blazer4x4]

 

Oh ignore. senseless bragging.

To be fair you did click on a thread called "The 'Cool Things About Me' Thread - Speshul Snowflake Edition"

The title should have led you to infer that this thread would be a little lackluster in the modesty department

 

Exactly, this is basically the senseless bragging thread.

Edited January 1, 2015 by 79'Blazer4x4

[G's Ah's]

I've had poems published in a real book sold in shops. So I guess I'm a published poet?

 

I wish I coud like my own posts.

 

You could always stand in front of the mirror and jack off. It has the same pleasure affect and you can spice things up by going "who's a pretty boy" like a parrot.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I can do magic such as card disappearing tricks and stuff like that, Oddly enough it comes in handy on the job sometimes to make people having a bad day smile.

[AlienTwo]

I'm told by "science" that my DNA is unique, as well as my fingerprint. I have no clones, so that seems to be true.

[Herbanov]

I can clap using only one hand.