The 'Cool Things About Me' Thread - Speshul Snowflake Edition

[QuackinAColdOne]

I can pick things up pretty quickly and get acquainted to change easily.

 

I wear my contacts for a month straight withoht taking them out.

 

I play hockey (any nice ladies willing to decrease the altitude of their under-garments now?)

Edited December 30, 2014 by gagemb9918

[GTA_stu]

I hate lettuce (taste aversion?) but will eat pretty much anything else in a salad.

 

Knock knock

 

(who's there)

 

Lettuce.

 

(Lettuce who?)

 

Lettuce in and I'll tell you.

 

jajajajajajajajajaja

[El Tigre chino]

i love pickles

[trip]

You know that thing that hangs down in the back of your throat? Your uvula. I have two.

 

My beard is almost 100% gray yet I don't have one gray hair on my head.

[TECHN9CiAN]

I'm hated by most people for my very dark sense of humor. *cries in Spanish*

 

 

OT:

I can talk backwards with high accuracy to where if you play a recording of me talking backwards backwards it will sound like im talking normal.

[SixteenValues]

I can run backwards pretty fast. I actually find it a lot more comfortable and less exhausting than doing it forwards.

 

But hell, I would look like an idiot if I did it all the time.

Edited December 31, 2014 by SixteenValues

[Onett]

[Potato_Smuggler]

 

I'm hated by most people for my very dark sense of humor. *cries in Spanish*

 

 

 

OT:

I can talk backwards with high accuracy to where if you play a recording of me talking backwards backwards it will sound like im talking normal.

Teach me your ways master.

[TECHN9CiAN]

Lol well, im 25, been practicing since i saw the movie Little Nicky i didnt really get it down right till a few years ago, u just need to practice and perfect the reverse announciation of syllables. Either do that, or get possesed, whatever works best for you

 

Great way to freak people out when bored. Works like a charm as a bible thumper repelant.

Edited December 31, 2014 by TECHN9CiAN

[Nick1020]

I finally figured out wtf is a gerald.

 

Edited December 31, 2014 by Nick1020

[MONKEYbusinezz5]

I play hockey.

 

 

Wait...

 

 

I play hockey (any nice ladies willing to decrease the altitude of their under-garments now?)

Oh.

 

 

Edited December 31, 2014 by MONKEYbusinezz5

[79'Blazer4x4]

- I have a similar thing going on as OP. My hair is dark brown but my facial hair is blonde, at least it used to be, it seems to be getting more and more brown now.

- I can crack my jaw(in rapid succession). Haven't found anyone else who can do that yet.

 

 

Nothing that's really useful in any way.

[Potato_Smuggler]

Lol well, im 25, been practicing since i saw the movie Little Nicky i didnt really get it down right till a few years ago, u just need to practice and perfect the reverse announciation of syllables. Either do that, or get possesed, whatever works best for you

 

Great way to freak people out when bored. Works like a charm as a bible thumper repelant.

Well, since I'm lazy, time to summon a demon

[Potato_Smuggler]

I'm the real slim shady

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

You know that thing that hangs down in the back of your throat? Your uvula. I have two.

Shee-ittt. My ex-girlfriend has that. I thought she was the only one.

 

 

[Aby]

I'm universally hated by the OGA. It don't come easy.

 

You're pretty easy to hate.

[Flachbau]

Excuse me sh*tlord OP, but I feel the term 'snowflake' is problematic, as snowflakes are white and therefore non-inclusive and vaguely casually racist. Any sapiosexual, transracial otherkin and their headmates worth their salt (and pepper!) know this. ERASURE.

 

I skipped three grades in school and also lived as a vagrant, traveling almost without rest for over a decade.

 

Wow, you must be so fun at parties, bro.

 

Cool things about me: I can piss this guy off

[the lost nipple]

 

I'm universally hated by the OGA. It don't come easy.

 

You're pretty easy to hate.

 

so in other words, he's not a condescending prick?

[Xyn]

Man, the bait here is top tier...

[RavingWithJesus]

 

lol just here for the comments.

Edited December 31, 2014 by ajdude1

[the lost nipple]

Man, the bait here is top tier...

This is like the GTX Titan Z of bait

[G's Ah's]

I play hockey (any nice ladies willing to decrease the altitude of their under-garments now?)

 

Unless it's ice hockey, the only pussy you'll get is one that goes "meow".

[a20characterusername]

 

Excuse me sh*tlord OP, but I feel the term 'snowflake' is problematic, as snowflakes are white and therefore non-inclusive and vaguely casually racist. Any sapiosexual, transracial otherkin and their headmates worth their salt (and pepper!) know this. ERASURE.

 

I skipped three grades in school and also lived as a vagrant, traveling almost without rest for over a decade.

 

Wow, you must be so fun at parties, bro.

 

Cool things about me: I can piss this guy off

 

That joke comment i made about your wispy skinner mustache must've really gotten under your skin, given that you haven't stopped following me around since. Project much?

 

On topic: I'm ambidextrous, and can write two different sentences at the same time.

Edited December 31, 2014 by a20characterusername

[johnny_zoo]

I cant think of anything. Does this mean I'm NOT cool? Because I wont accept that.

[a20characterusername]

I cant think of anything. Does this mean I'm NOT cool? Because I wont accept that.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/758313-whats-a-fact-that-you-have-trouble-accepting-believing/

???

[Dick Grayson]

Not me but, my town is 99% white people. We have a Chinese family that works the Chinese place, and everyone else is white or lives out of town in neighboring towns. I'm not racist or pulling anyones leg. It's like 1950's America, and alot of the residents are baby boomers. It's like we're stuck in time.

[Algonquin Assassin]

The fact I exist is the coolest thing about me.

[Potato_Smuggler]

The fact that most people consider me too responsible. I mean, how am I too responsible

[AlienTwo]

The fact that most people consider me too responsible. I mean, how am I too responsible

You're not. Too dumb, yes, responsible? No.

[Potato_Smuggler]

 

 

The fact that most people consider me too responsible. I mean, how am I too responsible

You're not. Too dumb, yes, responsible? No. I have a certified IQ of 197, so no. But, I have better things to do than argue with an immature idiot.

I can rap the supersonic part of RAP GOD - EMINEM, almost 3 times as fast.