The 'Cool Things About Me' Thread - Speshul Snowflake Edition

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

This thread is dedicated to sharing all of the things that make you a special speshul snowflake. You can share things such as unique physical characteristics, mental characteristics, unique talents, and special capabilities and experiences.

 

To get the thread started:

-All of my hair grows dark brown, except for the facial hair around my mouth. It grows red.

-I can shoot a steady stream of water between my teeth.

-I was in a Chuck e Cheese while it was held up in an armed robbery. Neither me nor my family were aware of it until we overheard someone talking about it a few minutes after it happened.

 

It is your turn to share your speshul snowflake powers.

[Coin]

I posted in this thread.

 

That makes me a speshul snowflake.

[Kalvin]

Nothing.

 

*cries*

[xxJ0n4Th0Nxx]

It appears I have Irish facial hair also. It starts black but grows out to a nice gingey pube hue. I have been asked if I dye my beard. To be sure, to be sure.

 

My ankle sets off metal detectors. Thanks BMX!

 

I watched a ram-raid happen at the toy shop a few doors down from the newsagency I worked at about 10 years ago. Got to work in the van with my boss at about 2 am (newspaper deliveries). As we pulled up a car came barreling out of the carpark across the road straight into the front of the toy store. We just sat there like wtf? We had already called the cops by the time he came out. His car broke down around the corner, cops got him with a box full of empty DVD covers. ROFLMAO.

[Girish]

I have a big dong.

[a20characterusername]

Excuse me sh*tlord OP, but I feel the term 'snowflake' is problematic, as snowflakes are white and therefore non-inclusive and vaguely casually racist. Any sapiosexual, transracial otherkin and their headmates worth their salt (and pepper!) know this. ERASURE.

 

I skipped three grades in school and also lived as a vagrant, traveling almost without rest for over a decade.

[krashr]

the other night i plugged a plug into a power point in the dark. it was a three pronged plug.

[§†range]

The probability of existing in the universe, being born as you or myself are about 1 in 102,685,000

 

As a comparison, the number of atoms in the body of an average male (80kg, 175 lb) is 1027. The number of atoms making up the earth is about 1050. The number of atoms in the known universe is estimated at 1080.

 

So what’s the probability of your existing? It’s the probability of 2 million people getting together – about the population of San Diego – each to play a game of dice with trillion-sided dice. They each roll the dice, and they all come up the exact same number – say, 550,343,279,001.

 

Feeling like a pretty f*cking snowflake right now.

 

edit/ The numbers are to the power of. 1 in 10 to the power of 2,685,000 and so on.

Edited December 30, 2014 by Sum-gUy

[Mr. House]

I have a big dong.

[Mr. Scratch]

I'm universally hated by the OGA. It don't come easy.

[GTA_stu]

 

I have a big dong.

 

 

According to google my vast knowledge of foreign currency exchange rates, that's not even 10 dollars.

 

Girish actually have very little dong then.

[mr quick]

 

• marwin moody is my real name

 

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kebabs

 

[Mr. Scratch]

You're kebab, ergo kebab is life.

[MarshalMoo]

Excuse me sh*tlord OP, but I feel the term 'snowflake' is problematic, as snowflakes are white and therefore non-inclusive and vaguely casually racist. Any sapiosexual, transracial otherkin and their headmates worth their salt (and pepper!) know this. ERASURE.

 

I skipped three grades in school and also lived as a vagrant, traveling almost without rest for over a decade.

I disagree. Snowflake is problematic because it implies something is unique. Whereas Yolo Swaggins already indicated uniqueness by using (a misspelled) special. This is equivalent to saying a unicorn is very unique.

 

[AlienTwo]

I've never killed a man out of an angry reaction to bad news.

[PhillBellic]

Is this one of those milestone/kilometerstone threads?

 

Anyhoo, I design Police/Emergency Vehicle liveries for modded cars for GTA IV. That's something cool that I do.

Edited December 30, 2014 by PhillBellic

[make total destroy]

I physically cannot whistle.

 

P cool huh?

[Voodoo]

I can armpit fart the theme from Jaws.

[GTA_stu]

I've never been able to armpit fart. Still got the anus farting, and blowing raspberries with my mouth to simulate fart sounds, never had the trifecta though. : (

 

I can flare my nostrils.

Edited December 30, 2014 by stu

[ChrilLe]

I can burn fat and gain musclemass extremely fast.

 

Being a mesomorph rules!

[universetwisters]

I like trains.

[GTA_stu]

How 'bout models of trains. How you feel about them?

[universetwisters]

They give me limplip

Edited December 30, 2014 by universetwisters

[CML99]

I like trains.

I live near the train station.

[Zombichh]

I can make a clover shape with my tongue. Pure talent

[AlienTwo]

I've never killed a man out of an angry reaction to bad news.

I take it back.

[Fonz]

Erm… I love planes?

Edited December 30, 2014 by Black_MiD

[Potato_Smuggler]

I'm hated by most people for my very dark sense of humor. *cries in Spanish*

[IveGotNoValues]

My hair is mostly dark brown, but I have some blonde/red hairs mixed in. I guess that's my white side coming through. I'll admit, it makes me feel pretty damn special.

Edited December 30, 2014 by IveGotNoValues

[Gay Tony]

I hate lettuce (taste aversion?) but will eat pretty much anything else in a salad.