:3 what would you do if you turned into your favorite animal?

[ByePolar 539]

Seagull. I'd sh*t bomb everyone on the beach and then laugh it up with the rest of the seagulls.

[Le zébu suintant 264]

 

As a cat, i woud sleep when i want.

As a human, I sleep when I want.

 

Not me.

[Tacymist 12,600]

I have two favorite animals, so I would become a hybrid.

 

[mr quick 10,510]

My favorite animals are humans, so I'd probably eat a kebab and jack it.

 

 

 

Guys, this was my 3000th post. Partay.

[make total destroy 19,935]

Get 3535 posts, then make a "In the Year 3535" thread.

[I cucked Alex Jones 3,963]

[ChrilLe 4,311]

Probably a rabbit so I can commit suicide and let someone make me into a warm winter hat.

 

Cause f*ck PETA.

[EphemeralStar 2,450]

MY FAVE ANIMAL IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE IS A WOLF PEGASUS <3

 

I would become the WOLF PEGASUS GODDESS OF WIND & PURITY ahahahhaha. DON'T JUDGE ME. ;-;

Edited December 28, 2014 by EphemeralStar

[TECHN9CiAN 2,211]

Lol im lovin this thread

[Wayne Daniels 909]

I would be a fly and when girls are asleep I would just land on them and walk all over their body

[PhillBellic 24,575]

I'd turn into a homo sapien and do what they would do.

[Der Süden 1,609]

I would be a deadly virus and spend a lot of time inside people that I don't like.

[Gummy 3,363]

I'd f*ck bitches and get money.

[RoadRunner71 2,943]

I'd get stuck in a the grill of a ford suv.

 

[BabeRuth 100]

I'd Kill Claude.

[dingodile_r89 635]

I'd be the apex predator of the sea perfected by millions of years of evolution.

 

And I'd breach right next to a tourist boat and scare the living daylights out of them.

Edited December 28, 2014 by dingodile_r89

[TECHN9CiAN 2,211]

I'd be the apex predator of the sea perfected by millions of years of evolution.

 

And I'd breach right next to a tourist boat and scare the living daylights out of them.

 

So you'd be a killer whale? Cuz i know ur not thinking shark, any killer wale can kill a shark by just flipping it upside down... Those f*ckers are terrifyingly smart killing machines. Apex predator for sure

 

Edited December 28, 2014 by TECHN9CiAN

[Dottie 9,268]

Id find OP's house and put a small dent in the front door

#MinorInconvenience

#BadAssOverHere

[161isaiah161 394]

 

I swear this sounds like another furry fetishism thread.

 

Better than a foot fetish thread... I dont get those people. Is this what they see?

Furries i can understand, but foot fetish? So many wtf's

Well I'm not going to sleep tonight

[Dumb guy 2,191]

I already am my favorite type of animal.

[Pavle 17,287]

I would be this-

[WildBrick142 23,741]

I have two favorite animals.

 

If I were a raccoon, I'd loot trash cans all night and watch how humans get pissed off.

If I were a red panda, I'd steal bamboo from pandas and eat it all day.

 

Either way I would annoy someone.

[AutobotJazz1 5,165]

I'd be every hunters worse f*ckin nightmare

 

[Mr. Scratch 11,116]

 

Edited December 29, 2014 by Mr.Scratch

[NoahGoldFox 122]

[GTA_stu 8,365]

^Yh that's probably like hentai to you, ya filthy deviant.

[ten-a-penny 6,965]

I'd probably hunt people down and start spinning like a mothaf*cka and rip them off piece by piece.

 

#CrocodileMasterRace.

[Typhus 1,341]

Run away from Richard Gere.

[Niobium 8,991]

 

I swear this sounds like another furry fetishism thread.

Better than a foot fetish thread... I dont get those people. Is this what they see?

Furries i can understand, but foot fetish? So many wtf's

 

 

 

my reaction to looking at that hideous..... thing...... (skip to 0:20)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqLH9CY4dws

Edited December 31, 2014 by nobum62

[hasidichomeboy 1,052]

i would be a border collie and ruin everyone's day with a smile. even though i already do that.