universetwisters Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) Inspired by boredom and political incorrectness, I bring you - The Southern Pride Update "Whachu doin' around here, Yankee Boy? Don't you know this here's the south? Sure, we'll give 'ya a warm southern welcome alright. Now face the wall and shut yer mouth." New Vehicles: *Rancher Classic - Wanna go muddin'? Then 'ya need a Rancher. But not that longass Rancher XL them city slickers use, you gonna want one of them classic ranchers! *Motorized Beer Cooler - Drinkin' and drivin's a crime 'ya say? Not on this it ain't! *Redneck Limo - Take your sister or cousin to the dance? With this here contraption from old car parts laying around on Bubba's front lawn, there's no more "or"s! From now on, it's all "and"! *Mobile Hot Tub - Just put a tarp in the back of 'yer Picador, fill it with rainwater, and have a wet T-shirt contest with your siblings! New Weapons: *Pump Action shotgun - Perfect for shooting 'coons or threatening your daughter's boyfriend. She's yours. *M16 - Just like your pappy used during the war before he got discharged and went on welfare! *Confederate Sabre - Passed down to your pappy by his pappy and his pappy before his pappy and so on and so on, this is a genuine Sabre used in the war of Northern Aggression. Hope you don't leave it to rust on your lawn like your cars! New Activities: *Muddin' - Go out to Lago Zancudo in your trucks and see who can get them the dirtiest before the timer runs out! *Demolition Derby - Nothin's funner than taking your old beater and smashing it against many more of them. Last one standin' wins! *Huntin' - You can now go huntin' online! Get your best buddies together and see who can kill the most animals before the timer runs out! *Stock car racin' - Now available at the Vinewood Racetrack, take yer car and turn left hundreds of times until 'ya wreck it! But seriously though, all I want to see is the classic Rancher and demolition derbies to come back. Edited December 16, 2014 by universetwisters JRC99, imdonenow, Tyla and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Dat Rancher tho. universetwisters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//XP// Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) You forgot about the Walton,or, what about the Redneck Pickup Honestly, I would like the classic Rancher and the Walton to be back in V,maybe in the heists update,or so, as they added Kuruma,Hydra and Hunter(possibly) back. Edited December 16, 2014 by HazzardX maniac_pa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenmue18 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Inb4 "I'm southern and I find this offensive". universetwisters, The Dedito Gae, mareepx and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyla Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 *Motorized Beer Cooler - Drinkin' and drivin's a crime 'ya say? Not on this it ain't!*Mobile Hot Tub - Just put a tarp in the back of 'yer Picador, fill it with rainwater, and have a wet T-shirt contest with your siblings! I laughed so hard I split my stitches and nearly pissed my britches. This topic does not nearly have enough Camaro: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 What, no frog gigging activity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...................... Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 A monster truck would be nice . With the flag of the Confederate States . maniac_pa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Members Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) Shouldn't the hookers be the protagonist's many sisters now? Edited December 18, 2014 by Special Members universetwisters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dedito Gae Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) new activities: - - - - i don't see incest in the new activities, i wan't realism, things like greasy mullets, roadkill recicled into food,sun burns, ugly white people, racism, inbred minors with guns and proud ignorant people. and a soundtrack to set the mood. Edited December 18, 2014 by Midnight Hitman universetwisters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Could cross-burning be implemented as an activity? universetwisters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zello Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Lazlow gets replaced with a new right wing talk radio host theNGclan and ObsydianRaven 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemoyne outlaw Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 yes i love it! i like the guns and the sabre. the vehicles are great too. it should also include confederate uniforms and gear. maniac_pa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Cowboy Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I demand the Rape Ned Beatty minigame. universetwisters and The Dedito Gae 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Cowboy Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I wanna see Jack Thompson on TV complaining about the "'Hot Moonshine' Rape Mod." Zello 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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