ArmoredxApple Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) I know Christmas is coming soon, but I still haven't gotten my sister a gift yet, and I don't know what to get her. She is a senior in higschool and is going to GCU next year. I'm not really sure what she wants, because I can't really ask her because it's a secret santa kinda thing. I want to get her something funny, like maybe a going away to college thing she could use, or since GCU is a Christian college, some gag bible or soemthing like that. She also just got a new mac, so I can get her something for that. Not really sure what to get her, want it to be kind funny though. Any ideas? Oh and my family has a limit of about 40$ or less for gifts. Edited December 16, 2014 by ArmoredxApple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodSgtScooter Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 A apple wrapped in armor, filled with 1 dollar bills. Or a wreath of pictures of Arethra Franklin. Mr Oraange, ArmoredxApple, Cripto136 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0eladn Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) Book on easy meals for students Secret stash fake book for in dorm room A vase for flowers Edited December 16, 2014 by r0eladn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmoredxApple Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 Book on easy meals for students Secret stash fake book for in dorm room A vase for flowers I'm trying to find a secret stash fake bible, but can't seem to find one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Tony Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 A *good* pair of headphones. mr quick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I misread the topic title. I thought it said "Want to get my sister for Christmas?" You had my hopes up. Flachbau, Spaghetti Cat, Payne Killer and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabeRuth Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) A dildo! JK Does she like any kind of the following items? (1) Jewellery. (2) Perfume. (3) Shampoo/Conditioner. Or does she love any kind of sweets/foods? Oh boy 40$ or less? Dang uhhh.... No idea. Edited December 16, 2014 by BabeRuth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0eladn Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) Bible stash: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Large-Holy-Bible-Diversion-Book-Safe-Hidden-Compartment-Secret-Stash-/310941769968 no pictures though. Edited December 16, 2014 by r0eladn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmoredxApple Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 I actually just found one and bought it, I think she'll like it Here it is if anyone wants to see it: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Holy-Bible-Hidden-4-oz-Flask-Secret-Compartment/221305940350?_trksid=p2054897.c100204.m3164&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140407115239%26meid%3Dbb61dc4230724949b6f35de387e0b58b%26pid%3D100204%26prg%3D20140407115239%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D30%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D360474147418 TECHN9CiAN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingodile_r89 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Headphones / earphones always work. Abel. and Coin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TECHN9CiAN Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Nothing... Women go CRAZY over nothing... Jk. Idk how close your relationship is with her, but if i were you, i'd end up getting a gag gift, most likely something small, then wrap it in a box thats inside another box thats inside another box thats inside another box... U get the idea 007_eleven and Urban Legends 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Book on easy meals for students Secret stash fake book for in dorm room A vase for flowers I'm trying to find a secret stash fake bible, but can't seem to find one. Make one. Go to a thrift store and find a good hardcover version. http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Hollow-Book Made gifts are infinitely more enjoyed than purchased gifts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feckyerlife Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 a dildo. she will probably be like wtf. but will use it every day Payne Killer, Red Hat and ArcadeWilliamz 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottie Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) Shrunky Dinks Edited December 16, 2014 by Winning001 Nick1020, xxxtentacion and Payne Killer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Cat Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Name a star after her, I hear that always works. No Image Available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavle Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Socks. That's what I got for the last 4 years on Christmas. Node 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glass Cloud Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 $0 dollars worth of different kinds of condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aby Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 A laptop case or carry bag for her mac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YA BOY DIRT Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) How about an autographed poster of Jesus Edited December 17, 2014 by DirtSPP Coin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graven Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Give her the spirit and use the money for Your girlfriend's present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboveAndBeyoncé Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 A 20-30 dollar gift card to chipotle women love chipotle atleast white women here does.. TECHN9CiAN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroBrineR007 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Condoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreaz1 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 CondomsI honestly knew when I read your username that that was exactly what your post would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroBrineR007 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Condoms I honestly knew when I read your username that that was exactly what your post would say.Thanks! I guess... but anyways that's a good present. I don't think getting pregnant during the love weeks is fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Members Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I tought the title was "Want To Get My Sister For Christmas". My dissapointment when I reread the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K20 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 nunchucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroBrineR007 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Give her the spirit and use the money for Your girlfriend's sex toys. Corrected it for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_Leppard Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) I would go for a present she will definitely like. Edited December 18, 2014 by Jimmy_Leppard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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