What's your real life GTA moments?

[RavingWithJesus]

You only "think" it was three days ago. We have spent billions on this operation which involved having your memory erased and false memory's implanted in your head, one being that it was "three days ago" that the incident occurred. Far fetched I know but these are the lengths we had to go to to bring a criminal of your caliber to justice. It was really 10 years ago and it wasn't a car you where driving it was a spaceship and I am not real I am just your imagination.

 

...maybe you should lay off the drugs for a little while.

Edited December 14, 2014 by ajdude1

[GrindingOnDatNRG]

I once saw a Pegassi Infernus drive by, I thought the badge texture was glitched as it said Lamborghini.

Hahaha now that's funny. It's worse when you start calling the Statue of Liberty the statue of happiness and think New York is called liberty city

 

You only "think" it was three days ago. We have spent billions on this operation which involved having your memory erased and false memory's implanted in your head, one being that it was "three days ago" that the incident occurred. Far fetched I know but these are the lengths we had to go to to bring a criminal of your caliber to justice. It was really 10 years ago and it wasn't a car you where driving it was a spaceship and I am not real I am just your imagination.

 

...maybe you should lay off the drugs for a little while. or go outside...

Or.. You could take a joke. Unless you where joking then it is I that indeed needs to take a dick. I mean JOKE!!!1 Oops!

Edited December 14, 2014 by GrindingOnDatNRG

[Pavle]

r u a cop?

[GrindingOnDatNRG]

r u a cop?

If I told you that I'd have to kill you.

[Pavle]

 

r u a cop?

If I told you that I'd have to kill you.

 

[GrindingOnDatNRG]

 

 

r u a cop?

 

If I told you that I'd have to kill you.

 

Hahaha

[Pavle]

 

 

 

r u a cop?

If I told you that I'd have to kill you.

Hahaha

 

[GrindingOnDatNRG]

 

 

 

 

r u a cop?

 

If I told you that I'd have to kill you.

Hahaha

 

Yes. Much craze. Very cop. Wow.

[Pavle]

 

 

 

 

 

r u a cop?

If I told you that I'd have to kill you.

Hahaha

Yes. Much craze. Very cop. Wow.

 

wow

[GrindingOnDatNRG]

Hahahahaha

[Docfaustino]

The f*ck is happening ^

 

I drove on a one way downtown and was followed by a man spastically waving his arms that I was going in the wrong direction. Almost hit him on the way out, and turned the wrong direction to the next street and ended up sticking my 300 in a police blockade from an earlier traffic jam...my buddy had to do some smooth talking to convince them not to order drug tests.

 

A tea party member with a "Not a liberal" sticker cut me off and almost swerved in to my ride. I was like HE KNOWS.

 

This is more Saints Row but I like to loudly blast lesbians in prison through my Aux cord at red lights

Also with the KKK and f*cking anonymous being on the ground at the site of the Ferguson rioting I think its a great location for a GTA game.

 

Just replaying V and I enjoy it so much more this time. It gets a little stupid after Madrazo shows up and then the big bad cartel boss acts like a total wimp. But hey, it grew on me. I just wish we would stop going back to VC and LC and SA and actually see a different city.

 

I also got in to Elder Scrolls Online for a bit but it was gabbage.

[Algonquin Assassin]

Every so often I get the urge to purchase a blue Hawaiian shirt.

[PhillBellic]

Every so often I get the urge to purchase a blue Hawaiian shirt.

Tommy, is that you?

[Algonquin Assassin]

 

Every so often I get the urge to purchase a blue Hawaiian shirt.

 

Tommy, is that you?

I like beer and strippers so I need the appropriate attire.

[Daz]

Every so often I get really excited when I see 3 or more people evenly spaced in a circle close together.

 

Only for a split second, then I realize I don't have a grenade and it is real life.

[Crazyeighties]

I remember this one time I was in Barbados on a cruise and I was in port I saw this guy beating up on a lady I was 15 or 16 I puffed out my chest ready to tell him to take a walk, and wanting to ask her if she was okay. ( Ready to kick his ass if I had to) then remembered oh yeah I'm only 4' tall (I was really short until I was almost 17) and this guy is probably 2 feet taller and 200 pounds heavier then I am. So I went back to the ship

Edited December 17, 2014 by Crazyeighties

[Pavle]

Every so often I get the urge to purchase a blue Hawaiian shirt.

On prom night I was wearing a half white half blue shirt and I felt cool, because Vice City nostalgia.

[TECHN9CiAN]

My neighbor across the street got a Hellcat Dodge Challenger a few days ago, and when i saw him pulling up in it, i hollered across the street "daaang, thats a nice Buffalo, man"...

 

Awkward eye contact ensued...

[AceThaCreator]

i had plenty of these in my old neighborhood growing up with none of them involving me but one stuck out to me the most and thats when this guy got shot in the leg a few house down when i was 10 from a drug deal gone bad and there were literally like 20 police officers everywhere on my porch, in the streets, and etc. but the guy that shot him(if this was GTA) must of had 3 stars for that many cops to show up.

[Papi Chulo]

Story Time

 

 

 

It was hot summer night. I decided make quick stop at the store get something drink. Blindly walk in on a gas station lick.

 

 

 

Next thing you know, I see dude get washed up lol.

 

 

 

Robbers make a safe getaway, with the dough.

Frantically dude starts cussing compulsively, nigg** this ni*gg*.

At this point I'm thinking to my self he about catch 2nd ass whooping.

In all in sincerity he apologies, his remarks were directed towards the robbers, so I stall him out.

 

Sirens. Whoop cops were on they way.

 

 

 

Swiftly head back in my car smash out before the cops came..

 

 

 

Edited December 17, 2014 by Papi Chulo

[Graven]

Saw someone dropping cigarette box on ground.

I picked the box and killed the f*cker with it.

[Ben73]

Seeing an armoured truck collecting money.

 

It's a PN Gunzel!! (your signature) Don't see too many admitting to being gunzels on the internet.

 

Anyway on topic, one night I had just got off my train, in the work car driving back to the depot. It was about 10pm. We are driving down an average, small suburban street in a less than desirable area. As we are a couple hundred metres off the traffic lights at the main road, we see a single headlight come flying around the corner onto the wrong side of the road in front of us, then this trail bike rider crosses back to his side of the road and gives it all it's got. By the time he reaches us he goes flying pass at about 130+ in a 50 zone. We make a comment about it and keep driving, as we are pulling up at the traffic lights we see a Highway Patrol cop car with roof lights flashing slow right down in front of us. Then he plants his foot and keeps driving down the main road. Few seconds later another cop car come flying down the road and follows his mate.

I have a feeling that bike rider got away that night.

 

Another time in the work car at night, probably about 9pm, we are coming through the main road of a small country town. I notice a cop coming out of the Mc Donalds driveway as we pass. We continue on the same road and get out of town onto the highway. About a minute out of town a bike goes past us heading in the other direction doing about 170 in a 100 zone. Highway Patrol car right up his ass doing the same speed. Don't think that bike got away that night considering he was closing in on the other cop ahead and it was a Harley by the look and sound of it passing that quick at night. They are far from the quickest bikes around. The highway patrol here do have reasonably quick cars. 0-100 in 5.5 seconds or so.

[trip]

-My wife once had a gun held to her head.

-I was eating in a pizza place when two guys came in with shotguns and started shooting up the place (the ceiling not the people)

-Was in a 7-11 and some crack ho stole a handful of pantyhoes and ran out to the getaway car (piece of sh*t car) the 7-11 guy ran out with his gun a shot out their back window.

-Saw a dude on an ATV riding on a regular city street get taken out by a car as he (ATV) blew tnrew an intersection.

[GrindingOnDatNRG]

I rode an ATV on the road to my friends once, lol. He only lived just up the road from me so I got on a little 150cc quad with a quick shifter and just rode to his house lol. It was about a 3 minute ride. No cars came no cops either.. It was a WIN in my book.

Edited December 18, 2014 by GrindingOnDatNRG

[ArcadeWilliamz]

Here's a my moments.

- Saw a police car speed past with lights & sirens.

- Saw a car dealer with nice cars.

- Saw 2 black people fighting on my street.

- Saw a armored truck.

- Saw a car run a red light.

[Crossed]

when I was younger I liked to steal a lot of s*** and we did all sorts of crazy crap. One time we stole a trampoline and a pool those were boxed up in front of a Walmart outside. Another time I helped my buddy fix his truck by going to a car dealership late at night.got a couple tires and a door. So many stories of drugs and thievery and vandalism, oh the lovely vandalism.

 

I had a friend that dealt in speed an weed. He had a warrant and had to lay low. So I basically became his driver for the next six months till all that collapsed.

 

It's hard to remember it all. I don't really do these things anymore but I have daydreams.

[Ben73]

I rode an ATV on the road to my friends once, lol. He only lived just up the road from me so I got on a little 150cc quad with a quick shifter and just rode to his house lol. It was about a 3 minute ride. No cars came no cops either.. It was a WIN in my book.

 

This post reminded me of something else crazy that happened.

I work with a guy who was having a win one night when him and his mate were riding an unregistered offroad bike on a public road. It was going good for a little while.

He was drunk, with his mate on the back, flying around on the bike until they smashed into the back of a parked car, killing his mate and putting himself in hospital for months. Once getting out of hospital he spent over a year in court trying to claim he was the passenger when it crashed even though he admitted he was riding to the paramedics on the night it happened. Judge threw the book at him and sent him to jail.

 

He was in his late teens when it happened and was locked up at about 20 years old. He could of been earning over $100,000 a year by age 22 if this didn't happen because he could of kept his job at my work. He has had a major set back in life because he was stuffing around with his mate one night. But his mate and his family had a bit more than a setback.

Edited December 20, 2014 by Ben73

[GrindingOnDatNRG]

Wow that's really sad. I don't think he deserved to go to jail. Being responsible for his friends death would have effected him enough I think, let alone having to go to jail. Poor guys.

 

Do you know how long he was sentenced for? Is he out now?

Edited December 20, 2014 by GrindingOnDatNRG

[Ben73]

Must be between 2-3 years. Since he is eligible for parole after 18months.

 

Not very long compared to some things, but when I think about stuff I did 18 months ago, then imagining doing pretty much nothing between then an now would be terrible. Let alone 3 years ago.

All that just because of an accident while he was having fun. I have never rode drunk on the road, but it makes me think about stuff I have done and wonder what would of happened if things had gone wrong.

[K^2]

-My wife once had a gun held to her head.

-I was eating in a pizza place when two guys came in with shotguns and started shooting up the place (the ceiling not the people)

-Was in a 7-11 and some crack ho stole a handful of pantyhoes and ran out to the getaway car (piece of sh*t car) the 7-11 guy ran out with his gun a shot out their back window.

-Saw a dude on an ATV riding on a regular city street get taken out by a car as he (ATV) blew tnrew an intersection.

 

Remind me not to go to Phily ever again.