How a real man handles his bounty.

[Grand Reacher]

A real Gend Theft Auto starts with the hunters choice. Your bounty will most likely have gotten it from some random means, like jacking a car or for some reason unknowns to the best of us, a player decided to go into his pocket and spend money on him. Why someone would do this, only the toads of GTAF can say.

 

So a real man takes good time in picking his bounty. He gets real close to the man, sniffs deep into the mans nape and whispers into his ear. His reaction at this point is everything. The amount of sweat is important too, don't be afraid to taste it, ever so slightly. You can use your finger for this. I recommend going for the back, some good dense sweat can get there when being examined and you don't want to miss it.

 

His next move will be sudden and purposeful eye contact with you. Far before he made eyecontact, you both knew what you were in for. Mutual information about what you had just done had been exchanged, lines had been crossed. The fact no one had already stepped in and questioned you is amazing, frankly not many people make it this far.

 

Frankly not many people take me seriously anymore. Having said all that if you made it this far his eyes would have locked on, either fleetingly in such a way that all the necessary information has been exchanged, or they will be hard and threatening, challenging even.

 

But in the rare cases, you will get THE bounty. This is the bounty you want, this is an eye that will look into you with admiration but will have that real glare that he is above you, that he is admiring because he chooses to, he has mastered this corner of the universe, hell he created this time and space, it runs under his flow of energy but only fleetingly. And in this moment your bounty will open up to you.

 

It is in this moment that you drive a knife straight into his heart and walk out of the bar as fast as possible. I recommend stealing a spare change of clothes from someone on the way out because people are going to be looking for you. Lay low in town for a while, chances are you will get off scot clean. You will leave with nothing, but would have achieved everything.

Edited December 12, 2014 by Grand Reacher

[Mr.Nedich]

Interesting story, bro. Tell it again.

[§†range]

10/10 would read again.

[ChrisV]

can't believe we lost good threads like bitch & moan

and rumours and speculation for this kind of crap.

Edited December 12, 2014 by ChrisV

[Grand Reacher]

can't believe we lost good threads like bitch & moan

and rumours and speculation for this kind of crap.

 

Clearly Chris has never met the right bounty.

[Andreas]

Interesting story, bro. Tell it again.