Will Heists Drop Before Christmas?

[dead goon]

The only heist is that R* has taken our money. For something they will never release.

You willingly gave it to them...

[Franceska]

 

The only heist is that R* has taken our money. For something they will never release.

You willingly gave it to them...Which made it so amazing because it was a clean heist.

 

 

 

I don't even think heists will come. No doubt they will delay it again.

Edited December 10, 2014 by Franceska

[E•MO•TION]

May 2015

2405 to be exact.

[Hector Tavares]

You have a better chance of getting run over by a reindeer my friend.

[A3janNL]

 

The only heist is that R* has taken our money. For something they will never release.

You willingly gave it to them...

Usualy is with a scam.

[Mr.Nedich]

My suspicion is either the week before Christmas or another delay until conveniently after PC release.

[Sky_Light12]

umm.. let me as Fi instead

 

here's what the result and " she " said

 

master , i have calculation 30% chance that heist will be released . but there's aproximated 70% another heist delay

once you found out heist was delay . i calculated that 100% you're extremely frustated , exploding temper , patience melted , intense raging and repeatedly hitting yourself to wall . is there more calculations to be predicted , master ?

 

[Dottie]

Lol that's funny

Heists are a myth

[Octavio89]

Heists are the new Duke Nukem Forever.

[Franceska]

Heists are the new Duke Nukem Forever.

At least that was in the working.

[huckmonkey]

Better chance of finding the karen snipe

[TLAW93]

I would think R* would make the Christmas update one huge update and release heists with it on the 24th. According to funmw2 it's all one update but who knows with R*.

[Killbook]

We have a better chance of the modded money lobbies and tunables exploit happening again.

[CarimboHanky]

at this point i believe there was already 2 heist and we all play it once or twice!!!

 

the first heist took place back in septetmber 17, 2013. the heist crew was a group that goes by the name of R*, the target was millions of game stores around the wolrd. the loot was well over a billion dollars.

 

the second hit was carried on november 18, 2014, same target, the result were. a bit different but still they rake some millions.

 

theres a rumor they are planning a 3rd and final heist in january-februry.

[CrazyHandz]

Christmas, like next year? Probably not.

[Abraham Ford]

You have a better chance of getting run over by a reindeer my friend.

My grandma got ran over by a reindeer. Wonder if she has heists now.....?

[AllanSK8]

Its actually funny when you think about it, cos GTAO isn't actually complete till heists are out, so we still have a unfinished game, but f*ck me dead over a year since it was announced and its still not here.....the farrrrrk?

[deadx23]

 

I don't think so. I think R* will release a christmas update next tuesday or later and that's it for 2014.

Can't happen, next content update is heists. That's why we've had nothing in a long time and won't have anything until they are done. They might cost us Christmas.I agree, we might get snow though

[RAND0M GRAFFITI]

January 27tth, When the PC version comes out

Edited December 10, 2014 by RAND0M GRAFFITI

[hugh750]

unlikely, it will most likely drop after new years day.

[Pedinhuh]

Very unlikely, considering that they will have to drop the christmas DLC in 15 days, that's not enough time to work on the heists I think, they will probally relaease heist along with the PC version, but not before modders hack into the game's code to see the heist were in the game all along...

[cjdavies]

Christmas 2015/2016/2017?

[Mr.Nedich]

Very unlikely, considering that they will have to drop the christmas DLC in 15 days, that's not enough time to work on the heists I think, they will probally relaease heist along with the PC version, but not before modders hack into the game's code to see the heist were in the game all along...

 

have to

If you think they HAVE to, you're going to be disappointed. They did it last year, all they need to do is inject a bit of code letting Christmas stuff be accessible again and voila, Christmas clothes for sale.

[smokingndriving]

No. (I know, insightful, right?)

 

I don't care anyway. There's a lot I'd rather see happen instead (casino, more stuff in the water, etc etc etc.)

Edited December 10, 2014 by smokingndriving

[The_B1u3_Jay]

I think at this point, we can say that heists are officially the biggest myth in GTA history since Big Foot in GTA:San Andreas.

Edited December 10, 2014 by Awesom-0

[XIantonioIX]

Magic Conshell says No

[aFIockOfSeagulls]

After PC release Hists will come out.

[TheNameless]

Can't help but think Heists are the Chinese Democracy for the 21st century...

[smokingndriving]

Can't help but think Heists are the Chinese Democracy for the 21st century...

 

LOL

 

For those who don't get the reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Democracy

Edited December 10, 2014 by smokingndriving

[Octavio89]

After PC release Hists will come out.

 

 

Why the f uck do I keep reading about those 'hists' ? Is this like a joke I don't understand or something?