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DAMND

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I got a few joiners for a few jobs in a row but the game is still taking ridiculously long times to load every single session (like literally 2-4 minutes in skycam)

 

and I'm still not getting any non-freeroam lobbies over 8 people

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JuZ 75

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If Online is actually playable for more than 5 minutes I will be very happy.

5 minutes! You lucky sod, I can only get online if the planets are correctly aligned...
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CrysisAverted

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If Online is actually playable for more than 5 minutes I will be very happy.

5 minutes! You lucky sod, I can only get online if the planets are correctly aligned...

 

"One calculation of alignments within around thirty degrees (about as close as they can get) shows that the last such alignment was in 561 BC, and the next will be in 2854. All nine planets are somewhat aligned every 500 years, and are grouped within 30 degrees every 1 to 3 alignments." - google

 

 

I feel for you

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TheKidKid415

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I don't know but I have gotten online faster now.

 

Haha same online loads and exiting jobs faster now too!!

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blk95ta

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I hope the plate scrambling is fixed.

plate scramble was already fixed. I replaced all my 2nd garage plates a few days ago and they have stayed on just fine.
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henryborked

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I believe there now is realistic steak and we can go on a quest to find out wtf a Gerald is.

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elfoam

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Can anyone check if the turbo bug has been fixed,

Yes please check. I'm going crazy having a shed full of fast cars that drive like VW beatles. I want first person POWER common rockstar get your sh*t in order.

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Racer__X

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I believe there now is realistic steak and we can go on a quest to find out wtf a Gerald is.

Just stop.. That sh*t wasn't even funny a year ago

 

If it was a big update it would've have been all over the internet, Rockstar's website and definately here.. Since it's not, this is just to fix bugs and connectivity issues, hell, some dudes at the beginning of this thread even said it.. Just, tryyyy to think a little people

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Glass Cloud

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I was just beginning to get 20-30 person lobbies. I bet this patch ruins that. And why do they keep having me DL the SAME DAMN PATCH every other day? Don't tell me it's an updated version because if that was true it wouldn't be the same size as it would have to be bigger because of them adding stuff.

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tenpennyisplainevil

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Turbos is still messed up. Still slow start.

Ah crap, that could mean that it's intentional. It's true that turbos don't kick in until later, so that would make for a slow start before the turbo has effect. Especially some old supercharged cars are notorious for slow starts like that

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elfoam

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Turbos is still messed up. Still slow start.

 

Ah crap, that could mean that it's intentional. It's true that turbos don't kick in until later, so that would make for a slow start before the turbo has effect. Especially some old supercharged cars are notorious for slow starts like that

Its not intentional.. Gesus man. The turbo is exactly backwards. Its just a simple coding error, subract instead of add that's all.. Rockstar already said they are aware of the problem a couple of days ago.

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I prefer the way turbo is now, it's a shame they are going to ruin it.

You like all your cars not having enough power to pull a sailor off your sister?. I prefer to be able to peel the tyres and race myself. The cars are soooo gutless right now.

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WetWoolley

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hur dur heists!

No, of course it's more bug fixes

He didn't even mention heists, stop being an asshole.

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hur dur heists!

No, of course it's more bug fixes

He didn't even mention heists, stop being an asshole.

 

he didnt even start being an asshole. u got it a bit wrong i guess. this guy never went against the OP. read it again!

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Bus Creep

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I prefer the way turbo is now, it's a shame they are going to ruin it.

You like all your cars not having enough power to pull a sailor off your sister?. I prefer to be able to peel the tyres and race myself. The cars are soooo gutless right now.

 

 

What will we do with a drunken sailor?

What will we do with a drunken sailor?

What will we do with a drunken sailor?

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

Put him in the longboat until he's sober

Put him in the longboat until he's sober

Put him in the longboat until he's sober

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

Stick him in the scrubbers with a hosepipe on him

Stick him in the scrubbers with a hosepipe on him

Stick him in the scrubbers with a hosepipe on him

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter

Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter

Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

That's what we do with a drunken sailor

That's what we do with a drunken sailor

That's what we do with a drunken sailor

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Early in the morning

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