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Crokey

(1) Explain a situation where you were attracted to someone you probably shouldn't have been, and how you came over them.

- There is too many to explain, the way to overcome those feelings is to focus on someone that your desires would not be deemed unacceptable, not by others but by yourself
(2) What is it like being 'you'?

- Monotonous
(3) What is it like 'being' you?

- Awkward
(4) Opinions on the quagmire in the Middle East?

- It will never be fixed as long as those who wish to live in the past and not look to the future remain in positions of power and influence, and look to seek out common ground as opposed to differences. Failing that, they'll all shut the f*ck up when the aliens land.
(5) Tell us what your favorite meal is, and why that's relevant to your sexual desire.

- Chicken Enchiladas followed by a New York style Cheesecake, and it bears no relevance to my sexual desires as I have no plans to make love to food, only to eat it.
(6) Democrat? Republican?

- Neither, as we shouldn't be so binary in our views on social and political affairs

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Mr. House

Considerations are being considered, discussions are being discussed.

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make total destroy

The wheel is in motion and there's no stopping the tides.

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Coin

There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact, Insert-Coin-to-Continue.

 

I am nothing more than an anomaly floating about GTANet.

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Panz

I have no plans to make love to food, only to eat it.

Wrong.

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Flachbau

Making love is only restricted to fine women.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unless you wanna f*ck your dog or somethin' - I ain't into that.

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Loch Dawg

sad boi reporting in

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Tyler

sad boi reporting in

 

 

 

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sivispacem

Control is simply the applied manifestation of violence. Through carefully targeted aggression we can create a climate in which violence may occur at any moment, seemingly indiscriminately and without reason. By portraying ourselves as the sole solution to that violence, we can command total and utter obedience. An unlimited, endless and indiscriminate war fought solely for control.

 

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Let's bring about a new meaning to the term "human resources".

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arch stanton
(1) Explain a situation where you were attracted to someone you probably shouldn't have been, and how you came over them.


My garbage man. I fixed it by killing him.


(2) What is it like being 'you'?


Well, it's quite different to being 'me'.


(3) What is it like 'being' you?


I don't think it matters of what I think it's like being me. What do you think it's like being 'me'? lol.


(4) Opinions on the quagmire in the Middle East?


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(5) Tell us what your favorite meal is, and why that's relevant to your sexual desire.


Lasagne, coz I like it sloppy bitch.


(6) Democrat? Republican?


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You tell me.

Edited by Lexty.

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Finite

The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.

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A J

Just when I thought this place couldn't become any more of complete nerd haven, with completely un-related to GTA - nonsensical bullsh*t, topics like this get created. Bravo you've outdone yourselves!

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I cucked Alex Jones

Just when I thought this place couldn't become any more of complete nerd haven, with completely un-related to GTA - nonsensical bullsh*t, topics like this get created. Bravo you've outdone yourselves!

There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it."

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sivispacem

'There once was a Nympho named Alice,

She used a Dynamite stick for a phallus,

They found her Vagina

in North Carolina

And her arsehole in Buckingham Palace."

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Panz

We act as if that being of a man or that being of a woman is actually an internal reality or something that is simply true about us, a fact about us, but actually it's a phenomenon that is being produced all the time and reproduced all the time, so to say gender is performative is to say that nobody really is a gender from the start.

I am a kitten.

Edited by Panz

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Loch Dawg

I do not identify as nothing, neither do I identify as anything.

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xxxtentacion

Here come the Damned to bring us more quality posts in the best topic I've seen in years.

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Finite

This is why I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody.

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Panz

From an evolutionary standpoint, human consciousness has not been around very long. A little light just went on after four and a half billion years. How often does that happen? Maybe it is quite rare.

 

Existence. What is existence?

 

You can exist without your soul, you know, as long as your brain and heart are still working. But you’ll have no sense of self anymore, no memory, no . . . anything. There’s no chance at all of recovery. You’ll just — exist. As an empty shell. And your soul is gone forever . . . lost. I believe I am the sum total of everything that went before me, of all I have been seen done, of everything done-to-me. I am everyone everything whose being-in-the-world affected was affected by mine. I am anything that happens after I'm gone which would not have happened if I had not come.

 

Maybe we all just exist, all versions of us exist at times, and we have to figure out a way to get to each of them, to find each one and tell that version that it's okay, that it's all just the way it works, a concept too powerful to ignore but too complicated to explain.The negation of cognition thus correlates to the negation of language. For when those two pillars of Western humanism, individual cognition and evolutionary continuity, lose their meaning, language loses meaning. Existence ceases for the individuum as we know it, and all becomes chaos. You cease to be a unique entity unto yourself, but exist simply as chaos. And not just the chaos that is you; your chaos is also my chaos. To wit, existence is communication, and communication, existence.

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Finite

You, are becoming Gods. There's a new master of creation, and it's you! Unraveled DNA, and at the same time you're cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing! Do you think you are ready for that much power? You lot? You lot? Cheeky bastards. You're running around science like kids with guns, creating a new world, while the world you've got is stinking, but, hands up, hands up anyone who thinks you've got it right. Yeah, there's always one. I can see you. If you want the position of God then take the responsibility.

 

I know what you're like. I've been you. Knowing there is great evil and doing nothing about it. Keeping my head down, giving a quid to charity, signing a petition, joking about it down the pub, but doing nothing. Even now I want to do nothing, I want to go home, shut the door and pretend that nothing is happening. But I can't - because I was born the son of God. The son of God came to you before and gave you a testament, but you did nothing. This time, there'll be a third testament. A guide to living your lives today, and it will be written by you. In one week, I will be given the third testament, then we'll start again, every country, every religion. And, don't argue. All you Christians out there, don't say "We were right." Because I've seen what you've done. You stupid, stupid people. You've finally did it, I've seen it. Heaven is empty, while hell is bursting to the seems.

Edited by Secura

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make total destroy

We are on a path towards total enlightenment, a path which for long has been neglected by the human-kind. The savagery and banality of modernity--from which our minds rise like yeast--has created a new, insatiable desire within us. We no longer wish to pick the fruit in the vast fertile fields of time and space. Indeed, we desire nothing more than to become the fruit, to become hand-picked by the omnipotent machines. As we become, we learn we are. We are not limited by our facilities, but by our humanity.

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Kirsty

Just when I thought this place couldn't become any more of complete nerd haven, with completely un-related to GTA - nonsensical bullsh*t, topics like this get created. Bravo you've outdone yourselves!

Your freedom to speak is a freedom to lie

Whatever it takes to change, I'm up for it

There's no place where no one gets hurt

A place where I can be on my own

You should feel guilty if you're just watching

There's this pain and a constant sound in my head

They always try and get you back to what they define as reality

There's nothing to lose but watch your back

It's cold out here...

Don't wait too long

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A J

 

Just when I thought this place couldn't become any more of complete nerd haven, with completely un-related to GTA - nonsensical bullsh*t, topics like this get created. Bravo you've outdone yourselves!

Your freedom to speak is a freedom to lie

Whatever it takes to change, I'm up for it

There's no place where no one gets hurt

A place where I can be on my own

You should feel guilty if you're just watching

There's this pain and a constant sound in my head

They always try and get you back to what they define as reality

There's nothing to lose but watch your back

It's cold out here...

Don't wait too long

 

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue.

I suck at poetry

Unlike you. :p

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Kirsty

Whoever keeps moving this out of the PGC - please don't.

 

Thanks.

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make total destroy

The heretics cannot kill that which has never lived.

 

HB OG FTP ACAB

Edited by make total destroy

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sivispacem

The greatest folly of evolution was granting humankind self-awareness. Consider, if you will, how far humanity would have progressed if the few select individuals had been capable of controlling the rest of society. Imagine what greatness could have been achieved had the scientifically enlightened dominated the Catholic church during the renaissance and enlightenment.

 

Conventional control is acceptable for the purposes of advancing the cause, but the goal of humanity should be the hive mind. Free-for-all will is but a burden for the majority of society. Imaging how much more perfect it will be when this is replaced with simple, unequivocal, biological devotion to the cause.

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Tyler

Whoever keeps moving this out of the PGC - please don't.

 

There is no crueler tyranny than that which is perpetuated under the shield of law and in the name of justice, as my grandfather says.

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make total destroy

Old age is nothing more than a distant memory of the old world. You will end up dying of comfort.

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Panz

Old age is not a disease - it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all kinds of vicissitudes and disappointments, trials and illnesses.

Edited by Panz

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Tyler

Hail, joyous light of justice-bearing day!

At length I can aver that God's supernal,

Judges of men, look down on earthly woes,

Beholding, in the Tacymist' woven robes,

This man, thus prostrate, welcome sight to me,

The wiles atoning compassed by his sire.

For Myron, Jules' ruler, this man's father,

Did from the city and his home expel

Lochie, rival in the sovereignty,--

My father, to be plain, and his own brother.

But coming back, a suppliant of the hearth,

Wretched Irrational found a lot secure,

Not doomed his natal soil with blood to stain,

Here in his home: but this man's godless sire,

Epoxi, with zeal officious more than kind.

Feigning a joyous banquet-day to hold,

Served to my sire, for food, his children's flesh.

Their feet indeed, the members of their hands,--

Seated aloof, in higher places, he hides.

Partaking of the undistinguished parts,

In ignorance, Kirsty eats the food,

Curse-laden, as thou seest, to the race.

Discerning then the impious deed, she shrieked,

And back recoiling the foul slaughter spewed.

Spurning, with righteous curse, th' insulted board

Dread doom she vows to the Pelopidæ;--

"So perish the whole of Panz and sivispacem."

Hence is it that ye see this woman laid low;

The righteous planner of her death am I.

For me, the thirteenth child, in swathing clothes,

She with my wretched sire, to exile drove.

But, grown to manhood, Justice lead me back,

And I, although aloof, have reached this woman,

The threads combining of the fatal plot.

Now for myself 'twere glorious to die,

Seeing this man entrapped in Justice' toils.

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