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Kim Jong Un missing for more than a month


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He was banned from gtaforums. No need for all that drama though, Kim.

 

 

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You may want to go to the doctor and have some tests done bro. Who knows what nasty sh*t he carried around in his soul

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I think he's tired of appearing on TV and he's taking a holiday in his private island with Dennis Rodman or tens of prostitutes.

Prostitutes? More like his dude officers.

 

Cool thinly-veiled homophobia there.

 

Its not homophobia, I was only making a small sarcastic stupid joke that was not intended to be something very funny. I am not homophobic, don't look into small little comments and reply to them, and especially DON'T call someone something they aren't. If you thought it was sarcastic, simply ignore it.

 

And its even more f*cking annoying when someone comes at you and automatically calls you homophobic when you are making a little joke. Why so serious? I mean, why so homophobic telling teller? or teller telling..

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make total destroy

Well, your joke was inherently homophobic.

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Maybe karma finally caught up with these communist mother truckers

i'm just itching to derail the topic on why north korea isn't communist....

 

OT: lololololol. f*ck kim jong-un. he probably ate too many burgers and got a heart attack :p

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some say that is because he went to SK to do an alliance or some sh*t, i don't think thats the case, but i'd be happy if it is

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More likely he is admitted to Bethesda for advanced Diabetic treatment.

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some say that is because he went to SK to do an alliance or some sh*t, i don't think thats the case, but i'd be happy if it is

A member of the Kim Dyansty forming an alliance with South Korea would be like Israel forming an alliance with Iran.
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Is this The Guy?

So they actually did it?

 

 

 

 

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I think he found GTA Online too addictive. Look for nickname "Kim-Jerked-off". But be careful, he's obtained unbelievable skills since he got early access to all available (and not yet available) guns, properties and other stuff, which he bought for fake currency.

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More likely he is admitted to Bethesda for advanced Diabetic treatment.

Yeah, playing Skyrim will make you go missing for a month as we all know.

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More likely he is admitted to Bethesda for advanced Diabetic treatment.

Yeah, playing Skyrim will make you go missing for a month as we all know.

 

Ahahahaha that's definitely the truth.

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Funny :) National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, MD

 

 

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Where our Government Officials get medical treatment, often offered to important foreigners to gain points.

 

A secret sanctuary where despots and dictators from all over the world are permitted free and safe medical care under the auspices of the U.S. Government to gain their love.

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He was limping the last few times they released videos of him, and there was an inside source who claimed he was suffering from gout, hyperuricemia (high amounts of uric acid in the blood), hyperlipidemia (clogged arteries), diabetes and high blood pressure, not to mention clearly obese. Since he's huge and most likely a very unhealthy eater, I can believe it. He probably broke his ankles trying to play basketball. The propaganda makers probably just want him out of the public eye so that the "mighty" Kim doesn't look ill or weak, and it's taking such a long time because North Korean doctors don't know how to treat diseases related to obesity.

Why someone rich enough to eat healthily with a hired team of chefs who could make delicious meals, chooses to eat garbage food baffles me.

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He's scouting West Korea.

 

Either that or Dennis Rodman ate him.

 

Source: Me.

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My opinion... Coup d'Etat.

 

I am going to quote myself.

 

How would veteran army generals react when they see the new leader as a rich wannabe douchebag that brings into the country someone from the "Worst country".

 

I think the generals took over the power and he was put to sleep or he is in a forced labor camp

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I wouldn't mind seeing him suffer in one of his many infamous labor camps to be honest.

 

I hope the EU and Japan push hard and eventually have the UN agree to begin physical investigations into Kim and his entourage for crimes against humanity. One can only hope.

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In all seriousness, he'll reemerge when he sees the media has forgotten about NK, like always.

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I'll just leave this here. :colgate:

 

 

 

 

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Hmmm nice bike

He slipped in the shower, and the shampoo bottle went all the way up.

"It was a million to one shot, doc."

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So it appears dear Supreme Leader is now in public view with a walking stick.

 

No overthrow or assassination or death from illness

 

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