Payne Killer Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Probably got lost in his a-hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rabbit Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 His absence is probably nothing weird my guess he's providing poses for more Kim Jong Un statues. or he is trying to become a Kim Jong Un statue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Twenty bucks says he is just hanging out in the states...blending in. Graven, Tyler, Ezza. and 8 others 11 My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) ^He's hiding out here in the states preparing for a guerilla attack set to happen next month Edited October 10, 2014 by gtamann123 trip and Melech 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 ^He's hiding out here in the states preparing for a guerilla attack set to happen next month Or maybe it's just because we have better, tastier foods and snacks. Melech and Abel. 2 My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melech Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Or maybe it's just because we have better, tastier foods and snacks. And better girls. trip, Abel. and 161isaiah161 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrilLe Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Possibly laying in a top secret Soviet bunker, slowing dying of his many lifestyle diseases. r.i.p  1 like = 1 iPod 161isaiah161 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_zoo Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Twenty bucks says he is just hanging out in the states...blending in. Â All joking aside I think he's actually training for his for his start as point guard in the North Korean basketball team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Kim at Point and Dennis Rodman down low in the paint. Sounds like an unstoppable force to me. Look out team USA there's a new basketball king in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Leone Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Kim at Point and Dennis Rodman down low in the paint. Sounds like an unstoppable force to me. Look out team USA there's a new basketball king in the world I thought Kim played for the Lakers? He's backing up Nash I think. gtamann123 and ocd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_zoo Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) dp. Edited October 10, 2014 by johnny_zoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frontzie Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 He's at least 20 stone with a family history of gout and supposed diabetes. It wouldn't surprise me that one of these could have happened: had to have his leg amputated (note, his prominent limp on his last recordings) both ankles fractured due to his weight (possibility) overthrown from power (his sister has been in, as Sheldon Cooper would say, his spot; and his 2nd in command has agreed to talks with the South) exiled himself to get away from it all  The way that the DPRK ('official' name of North Korea) are hiding something, is worrying. Could be possible that after 'The Interview' comes out (the film where Seth Rogen and James Franco assassinate him on orders of the CIA), the media would say that he indeed was assassinated by SR and JF. Either that or he's ronery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrinPA Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Twenty bucks says he is just hanging out in the states...blending in. It would be funny if he assumes every American dresses like Dennis Rodman. 161isaiah161 and Zondar 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxxtentacion Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 He probably got Ebola. 161isaiah161, Frontzie and Franceska 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranklinDeRoosevelt Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 The dogs that ate his uncle must have turned on him. Good. He's a c*nt of a tyrant and a waste of space on this planet. Detective Phelps and wiizardii 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottie Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Â Twenty bucks says he is just hanging out in the states...blending in. It would be funny if he assumes every American dresses like Dennis Rodman. Â Im fairly confident that he can convince his citizens that everyone outside of NK dresses like that Zondar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroSafe Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 He's probably in his basement playing a bootleg copy of Kerbal Space Program to discover a successful ICBM build so his missiles don't just plop into the water the next time he threatens America with a "nucrear strike" and tries to test them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai®a©ob®a Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 (edited) A couple of people got the answer right, I got ahold of a PS4 and i've been addicted to playing Minecraft for the last month and I've been right here the whole time...  Nobody ever wondered how a North Korean was able to access GTAF? Edited October 11, 2014 by AiraCobra ddyoung 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddyoung Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Just hope that teenage "president" got thrown to his starving people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Just hope that teenage "president" got thrown to his starving people. Now THAT would be good. But probably he's just ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Or he's just too f*cking lazy to get out of his silk sheet lined bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G's Ah's Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Just hope that teenage "president" got thrown to his starving people. Â He's 28-29 years old. Hardly a teenager. Â My guess is that he's likely appointed his sister in charge whilst he receives medical treatment and sent the diplomats to South Korea as either a distraction or to lay the groundwork in case he does actually pop it before his heir comes of age. The fact that the government also tacitly admitted to th existence of their labour camp network is also very intriguing also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiizardii Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 (edited) Â Edited October 11, 2014 by Phoenix_Poop Franceska, Shaundi., Cripto136 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_zoo Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 So has anyone found him yet? Did they look in the barbershop? wiizardii 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiizardii Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 So has anyone found him yet? Did they look in the barbershop? Lol wtf? Barber shop? I didn't know he was gunna get his pubes shaved off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Â I think he's tired of appearing on TV and he's taking a holiday in his private island with Dennis Rodman or tens of prostitutes. Prostitutes? More like his dude officers. Â Cool thinly-veiled homophobia there. 161isaiah161 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 (edited) Just because he implied that Kim may be Homosexual doesn't necessarily mean he is Homophobic. Maybe he has evidence to support his claim Edited October 11, 2014 by gtamann123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 I dunno man, seems pretty cut and dry to me. Dude may as well have said "hahaha he's gay!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Maybe Phoenix_Poop informed me that he has in his possession a collection of photgraphs which depit Kim Jong Un engaging in homosexual acts with several if his officers? Or maybe he's just a homophobe make total destroy and 161isaiah161 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 As interesting as the former sounds, it's definitely the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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