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Kim Jong Un missing for more than a month


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His absence is probably nothing weird my guess he's providing poses for more Kim Jong Un statues.

or he is trying to become a Kim Jong Un statue

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Twenty bucks says he is just hanging out in the states...blending in.

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^He's hiding out here in the states preparing for a guerilla attack set to happen next month

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^He's hiding out here in the states preparing for a guerilla attack set to happen next month

Or maybe it's just because we have better, tastier foods and snacks.

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Possibly laying in a top secret Soviet bunker, slowing dying of his many lifestyle diseases.

r.i.p

 

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Twenty bucks says he is just hanging out in the states...blending in.

 

All joking aside I think he's actually training for his for his start as point guard in the North Korean basketball team.

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Kim at Point and Dennis Rodman down low in the paint. Sounds like an unstoppable force to me. Look out team USA there's a new basketball king in the world

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Kim at Point and Dennis Rodman down low in the paint. Sounds like an unstoppable force to me. Look out team USA there's a new basketball king in the world

I thought Kim played for the Lakers? He's backing up Nash I think.

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He's at least 20 stone with a family history of gout and supposed diabetes. It wouldn't surprise me that one of these could have happened:

  • had to have his leg amputated (note, his prominent limp on his last recordings)
  • both ankles fractured due to his weight (possibility)
  • overthrown from power (his sister has been in, as Sheldon Cooper would say, his spot; and his 2nd in command has agreed to talks with the South)
  • exiled himself to get away from it all

 

The way that the DPRK ('official' name of North Korea) are hiding something, is worrying. Could be possible that after 'The Interview' comes out (the film where Seth Rogen and James Franco assassinate him on orders of the CIA), the media would say that he indeed was assassinated by SR and JF. Either that or he's ronery.

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Twenty bucks says he is just hanging out in the states...blending in.

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It would be funny if he assumes every American dresses like Dennis Rodman.

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He probably got Ebola.

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The dogs that ate his uncle must have turned on him. Good. He's a c*nt of a tyrant and a waste of space on this planet.

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Twenty bucks says he is just hanging out in the states...blending in.

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It would be funny if he assumes every American dresses like Dennis Rodman.

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Im fairly confident that he can convince his citizens that everyone outside of NK dresses like that

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He's probably in his basement playing a bootleg copy of Kerbal Space Program to discover a successful ICBM build so his missiles don't just plop into the water the next time he threatens America with a "nucrear strike" and tries to test them.

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A couple of people got the answer right, I got ahold of a PS4 and i've been addicted to playing Minecraft for the last month and I've been right here the whole time...

 

Nobody ever wondered how a North Korean was able to access GTAF?

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Just hope that teenage "president" got thrown to his starving people.

Now THAT would be good. But probably he's just ill.

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Just hope that teenage "president" got thrown to his starving people.

 

He's 28-29 years old. Hardly a teenager.

 

My guess is that he's likely appointed his sister in charge whilst he receives medical treatment and sent the diplomats to South Korea as either a distraction or to lay the groundwork in case he does actually pop it before his heir comes of age. The fact that the government also tacitly admitted to th existence of their labour camp network is also very intriguing also.

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So has anyone found him yet? Did they look in the barbershop?

Lol wtf? Barber shop? I didn't know he was gunna get his pubes shaved off.

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I think he's tired of appearing on TV and he's taking a holiday in his private island with Dennis Rodman or tens of prostitutes.

Prostitutes? More like his dude officers.

 

Cool thinly-veiled homophobia there.

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Just because he implied that Kim may be Homosexual doesn't necessarily mean he is Homophobic. Maybe he has evidence to support his claim

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I dunno man, seems pretty cut and dry to me. Dude may as well have said "hahaha he's gay!"

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Maybe Phoenix_Poop informed me that he has in his possession a collection of photgraphs which depit Kim Jong Un engaging in homosexual acts with several if his officers? Or maybe he's just a homophobe

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As interesting as the former sounds, it's definitely the latter.

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