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Travel back in time - Give your 5 year old self - One piece of advice?

StormerBoy

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IveGotNoValues

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Oh yeah, I would also tell myself to spend as much time with both of my grandmas as I can before I turn 16, cause they'd both die that year. I wish I knew that before...

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DeafMetal

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Stop being such a pussy.

 

Now that I have different priorities and don't have time for women... I have the most admirers I've ever had as far as I know, mostly cause I don't give a sh*t about getting a date anymore. This could have come in handy when I was 17, horny, and had lots of free time.

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lil weasel

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What five year old listens?

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IveGotNoValues

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Stop being such a pussy.

 

Now that I have different priorities and don't have time for women... I have the most admirers I've ever had as far as I know, mostly cause I don't give a sh*t about getting a date anymore. This could have come in handy when I was 17, horny, and had lots of free time.

Lucky. I'm currently 17, horny, and have lots of free time and this could come in handy right now. Could you send them my way please?

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DeafMetal

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Stop being such a pussy.

 

Now that I have different priorities and don't have time for women... I have the most admirers I've ever had as far as I know, mostly cause I don't give a sh*t about getting a date anymore. This could have come in handy when I was 17, horny, and had lots of free time.

Lucky. I'm currently 17, horny, and have lots of free time and this could come in handy right now. Could you send them my way please?

 

Gotta get them a good lawyer first, though. Statutory rape can be pretty expensive.

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Coin

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I would tell 5 year old me to stay the course.

 

 

 

You'd want to molest your 5 year old self?

 

 

What is wrong with you?

 

Rhetorical question, don't answer.

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Xyn

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I'd rather give my 5 year old self some candy.

 

You'd want to molest your 5 year old self?

 

 

Everyday.

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I would tell 5 year old me to stay the course.

 

 

 

You'd want to molest your 5 year old self?

 

 

What is wrong with you?

 

Rhetorical question, don't answer.

 

We aaall know there's a name for people who give kids candy.

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Ai®a©ob®a

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When that cute chick says Hi to you at the county fair when your 16 keep on walking it'll save you a lot of pain and you'll be contacted by someone amazing in 3 weeks.

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krashr

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"hey lil krash, in about 5 years you will think you've trained your mind and body enough to be able to jump off a two storey balcony and not get injured. you will be wrong. my advice is, don't do it.. but i know you'll do it anyway, because you're an idiot. have fun with that."

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Affalterbach

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Get rich you little f*ck.

 

It might help him a little more by telling him how

True. Then i would say this.

 

Become a drugs baron, you little f*ck.

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Algonquin Assassin

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Only use your right hand when you sense arousal in your pants.

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PhillBellic

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I don't know. For all we know the universe could be destroyed in some kind of paradox.

 

Cheers.

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beanzinapot

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I would tell my 5 year old self nothing cause a 5 year old wouldn't even be able to remember what you said after a few minutes, or comprehend what you're saying to him/her.

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"Watch where you walk backwards to or lie down to. The consequences could get very painful if you're not careful."

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Alexander

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I don't know. For all we know the universe could be destroyed in some kind of paradox.

 

Cheers.

Maybe the Novikov self-consintency principle is correct and we can't change anything :/

 

Anyway, if I get the chance to give and advice to the 5 year old Alexander, I would say:

 

- Invest in Apple while venezuelans can still buy as many dollars as they want.

 

- You'll meet a girl in HS, she'll use red glasses and is 2 year older than you, and you'll feel something for her. Guess what, she will like you too! Go for it!

 

And the most important:

 

-DO NOT WATCH THE FINAL EPISODE OF HIMYM!

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Undyne

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Don't walk into the kitchen after that bottle breaks, you'll have to walk with a bandaged foot for days.

 

I don't think I would listen though *facepalm*

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Dottie

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I would tell 5 year old me to stay the course.

 

 

 

You'd want to molest your 5 year old self?

 

 

What is wrong with you?

 

Rhetorical question, don't answer.

 

We aaall know there's a name for people who give kids candy.

 

their parents

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Vehicles

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"Here,buy this lottery number,*drops a huge pile of test papers* remember these,it'll help you in the future" and a guide written by myself on how to deal with things that will happen.Even though this counts as cheating but it will make my future life more easier.

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undertaker fan

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I will tell myself to concentrate on studies, never trust friends until you know them very much and play outdoor games to keep yourself active.

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Nothing. There are some many variables and so many different possible outcomes for every single choice we make in life. If I were to tell myself to do A hoping to achieve B, I could get Z for all I know. Nothing is written in stone.

Before that you must figure out if the grandfather clause will take effect...

 

 

OT Don't act weird and save any money you get

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gtamann123

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When you graduate high scool and get your first job save every penny you get instead of spending it on stupid sh*t and unnecessary vacations. You will thank me when you move states and have a pile of cash at your disposal

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Xyn

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When you graduate high scool and get your first job save every penny you get instead of spending it on stupid sh*t and unnecessary vacations. You will thank me when you move states and have a pile of cash at your disposal

 

And spend it on blow & hookers good times.

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