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Kittybeth

Sanchez Off-Road Meet!

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hesselgren

I'll pop along. I've had maybe 2 or 3 goes on a bike. Not off-roading just road but i'd like to give it a go off road.

Only issue is getting rid of a vehicle from my garage :$

still have that hearse?

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livejoker

I'm honestly impressed by your post and I think I'm in love with your sense of humor - something this forum seriously lacks. I'm still in and a Friday that's 4 light years away is still a good date.

Can said Sanchez be the same color as the inside of a tuna? If you're unsure of the color that's inside a tuna, please press 1. If you somehow know the color of the inside of a tuna please press 2 and hum along to the National Anthem of Tuna's.

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steve dogg 51

my path to enlightenment in finding this Sanchez thing has started !

 

but were do i start ????? i know !!!

 

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when i asked her for a Sanchez, she told me it was $5 wow thats cheep, but i could only drink that sanchez, and apparently your not suppose to eat the little paper umbrellas

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i decided to ask some more people, she had real class but no Sanchez

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this lady was more interested in my cute butt ! than helping look for a Sanchez, i should have charged her !

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in desperation i shouted "ive dropped my Sanchez" a few helped me search the floor, and even bent over to help look but still no luck

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this dutch lady turned up .... she promised to lead me along the path of Sanchez enlightenment...... the pisswiser advert tell us to f*** the dutch so id though id try !

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she promised to take me to a sanchez ..... it would have been rude not to join her

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whats this ???? is it a Sanchez arising in my trousers ????

 

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i had a warm funny feeling in my pants, the feeling i always get when when im about to find something ??0_0.jpg

 

she offered to show me her futo ???? i was intrigued was this a distant cousin of the Sanchez ???

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to be contd >>>>>>

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Kittybeth

I'm honestly impressed by your post and I think I'm in love with your sense of humor - something this forum seriously lacks. I'm still in and a Friday that's 4 light years away is still a good date.

 

Can said Sanchez be the same color as the inside of a tuna? If you're unsure of the color that's inside a tuna, please press 1. If you somehow know the color of the inside of a tuna please press 2 and hum along to the National Anthem of Tuna's.

*presses 1 over and over*

 

"Hello, you're through to It Takes Two To Tuna, how may I help?"

Um... hi. I have a... a question.

"No problem, we're here to help. What can I help you with?"

It's... *laughs* It's going to sound a bit odd.

"Oh, believe me, we've heard it all."

Ah, really?

"Yes, absolutely."

That's a relief.

"Do you know, I had someone call me up last week asking what colour the inside of a tuna is!"

...

"I know, I can tell from your silence that you're as surprised as I am! Who DOESN'T know what colour the inside of a tuna is?!"

Ha. Ha! Yeah, yeah, that's... that's pretty funny...

"Tell me about it! Some people... ah dear. So, yes, sorry, got a little distracted there. What was your question?"

*DIAL TONE*

 

GODDAMN IT, PAM.

But seriously, thank you so much for such positive feedback - genuinely, made me grin like an idiot for a moment. Let's hope the meet reaches the expectations set by the post! o_O

 

Steve... oh, Steve. Steve. *shakes head from side to side* Just don't listen to her when she offers to let you give her a dirty Sanchez. Don't do it.

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yello cactus

 

I'll pop along. I've had maybe 2 or 3 goes on a bike. Not off-roading just road but i'd like to give it a go off road.

Only issue is getting rid of a vehicle from my garage :$

still have that hearse?

 

 

Long gone. I was constantly getting requests to spawn them so I got rid. Don't miss it!

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steve dogg 51

hang on a minute guys,

i will just ask the dutch lady if shes got a tuna (she smells slightly of fish so we might be on to a winner)

and if she can show she me the what color it is inside !

 

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dutch lady were you going ??????? ........ guys she left me !

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DeInEmA68

Count me in!

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xiDrFeelGoodix

I'm definitely in depending on day and time

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Kittybeth

I'm definitely in depending on day and time

Hey doc - all info on the first post. :D

 

Count me in!

That's awesome, I'll add you to ze list! :)

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xiDrFeelGoodix

Oh shiba! Fridays are no good for me :( I'll have to catch the next one!

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Kittybeth

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Psycho787

I can possibly make it, just may be a bit late. I was plannin on goin kayaking Friday.

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Medication4you

Can I say maybe? Sounds like a blast but I may be busy! D:

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xiDrFeelGoodix

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tis' a tragedy m'love :( but I'm a Monday-Thursday kinda guy lol

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darkness412

 

I'll pop along. I've had maybe 2 or 3 goes on a bike. Not off-roading just road but i'd like to give it a go off road.

Only issue is getting rid of a vehicle from my garage :$

still have that hearse?

 

I have a hearse...i'll be on in an hour or so...happy to spawn for you.

 

as for this meet...I think I have to work on the 24th. motherf*ck me. :panic::panic::panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

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Kittybeth

I can possibly make it, just may be a bit late. I was plannin on goin kayaking Friday.

No worries, Psycho, I'll put you down. Lateness is fine. :)

 

Can I say maybe? Sounds like a blast but I may be busy! D:

Sure, I'll put you down... but if by some miracle this list gets filled and someone else wants in I'll have to replace you if you can't give a definite 'yes' by then. That cool?

 

 

 

I'll pop along. I've had maybe 2 or 3 goes on a bike. Not off-roading just road but i'd like to give it a go off road.

Only issue is getting rid of a vehicle from my garage :$

still have that hearse?

 

I have a hearse...i'll be on in an hour or so...happy to spawn for you.

 

as for this meet...I think I have to work on the 24th. motherf*ck me. :panic::panic::panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

 

D'you work late, Darkness?

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darkness412

 

I can possibly make it, just may be a bit late. I was plannin on goin kayaking Friday.

No worries, Psycho, I'll put you down. Lateness is fine. :)

 

Can I say maybe? Sounds like a blast but I may be busy! D:

Sure, I'll put you down... but if by some miracle this list gets filled and someone else wants in I'll have to replace you if you can't give a definite 'yes' by then. That cool?

 

 

 

I'll pop along. I've had maybe 2 or 3 goes on a bike. Not off-roading just road but i'd like to give it a go off road.

Only issue is getting rid of a vehicle from my garage :$

still have that hearse?

 

I have a hearse...i'll be on in an hour or so...happy to spawn for you.

 

as for this meet...I think I have to work on the 24th. motherf*ck me. :panic::panic::panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

 

D'you work late, Darkness?

 

i'm in Los Angeles (LOS SANTOS), so i'm on pacific time. I'll probably be home at 7pm Pacific on that day...which is in the middle of the night over in the UK.

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Kittybeth

Massive bummer. Well, depending on the majority of countries attending, I may end up pushing it to a later time anyway, so keep an eye. :)

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yello cactus

Time difference is always going to be an issue, so everyone come over to my house. You've plenty of time to fly over from the US and travel up from around the UK. :)
I'll make sure i've got snacks in and a couple of bottles of Vino :)

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darkness412

Time difference is always going to be an issue, so everyone come over to my house. You've plenty of time to fly over from the US and travel up from around the UK. :)

I'll make sure i've got snacks in and a couple of bottles of Vino :)

i'll bring condoms and breath mints.

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Kittybeth

You boys better be having butt-sex with those condoms. I will, however, drink the wine. And be a voyeur.

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hesselgren

 

 

I'll pop along. I've had maybe 2 or 3 goes on a bike. Not off-roading just road but i'd like to give it a go off road.

Only issue is getting rid of a vehicle from my garage :$

still have that hearse?

 

I have a hearse...i'll be on in an hour or so...happy to spawn for you.

 

as for this meet...I think I have to work on the 24th. motherf*ck me. :panic::panic::panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

 

no thanks, just that i spawned one for him a long time ago,

 

yello cactus, did not know you were into offroading!

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livejoker

 

Time difference is always going to be an issue, so everyone come over to my house. You've plenty of time to fly over from the US and travel up from around the UK. :)

I'll make sure i've got snacks in and a couple of bottles of Vino :)

i'll bring condoms and breath mints.

 

Or just bring condoms that taste like breath mints. Problem solved.

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Kittybeth

 

 

Time difference is always going to be an issue, so everyone come over to my house. You've plenty of time to fly over from the US and travel up from around the UK. :)

I'll make sure i've got snacks in and a couple of bottles of Vino :)

i'll bring condoms and breath mints.

 

Or just bring condoms that taste like breath mints. Problem solved.

 

Pam knows her sh*t.

Or her BJ's at least.

 

...

 

Feel I should put an R-rated warning on this topic. xD

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Giantsgiants

Sound like an interesting meet. I've got a Shrewsberry Firearms Sanchez. GT: The Last Flight

 

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chainsoar

Oh my god am I actually about to meet GiantsGiants ingame

 

I feel kind of tingly inside

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Kittybeth

Sound like an interesting meet. I've got a Shrewsberry Firearms Sanchez. GT: The Last Flight

 

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D'you have a mic, m'dear? And a high tolerance for jokes of a homosexual and generally sexual nature? I feel this is a very important question to ask. xD

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Giantsgiants

 

Sound like an interesting meet. I've got a Shrewsberry Firearms Sanchez. GT: The Last Flight

 

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D'you have a mic, m'dear? And a high tolerance for jokes of a homosexual and generally sexual nature? I feel this is a very important question to ask. xD

 

Yes and yes.

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Kittybeth

 

 

Sound like an interesting meet. I've got a Shrewsberry Firearms Sanchez. GT: The Last Flight

 

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D'you have a mic, m'dear? And a high tolerance for jokes of a homosexual and generally sexual nature? I feel this is a very important question to ask. xD

 

Yes and yes.

 

Brilliant. Added to the list. Looking forward to seeing your rather gorgeous Sanchez - and yourself, of course - in two weeks!

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livejoker

That's not the real Giantsgiants - the picture he posted doesn't require me to lower the brightness on my screen and question how can colors be so...um...."vibrant". Eager as well to meet Giants as I didn't take him for a meet kind of player.

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