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Sanchez Off-Road Meet!


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Kittybeth

PH03NIX & CHAINSOAR'S BADASS, AWESOME, MOTHERFLUFFINGLY COOL SANCHEZ OFF-ROAD-TYPE THING (working title)

FRIDAY 24TH OCTOBER

22:30 GMT / 17:30 EST / 14:30 PST

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Hold onto your giblets, guys, 'cos the road's about to get reeeeeal bumpy.

Join Ph03nix and Chainsoar as they take you on a somewhat well-organised journey from Los Santos to Mount Gordo on the only bike worth having (small print: this is not entirely accurate and if you ever hear anyone say that you should beat them to death with a wrench) - THE MIGHTY SANCHEZ!!!!!!!!!! (*cue dramatic music and sexily-clad ladies riding in*)

 

Starting from El Burro Heights beach we'll head up and onto the hills, zooming over the nubbins and canoodles (yup) and most likely experiencing one or two slip'n'slides down as we make our way over to RON Alternates Wind Farm for a bit of leaping around and general badassery; we'll then head over the rocky terrain of Sandy Shores to a special little spot that Chainsoar discovered on a lonely day of rough-riding with his beloved Sanchez, Juan Bandito Consuela, where we'll do some more leaping around off of a little hill in a competition we like to call 'Bitches Gonna Die'. This'll consist of three mini-stages (along with a practice run in pairs) with people being eliminated from each stage should they come off of their bikes upon landing. The prize of this glorious competition? Nothing. You get nothing. You've already got a Sanchez, what more do you bastards want?!

From there, the winner boasting and the losers bitching, we'll head up the rocky ridges of Mount Josiah; you can climb it or you can bomb it, it's absolutely up to you - I personally like to do a bit of both, treat her real nice then rough her up a bit. (The bike, I mean. The bike.) Once we reach the top (perfect photo opportunity) we'll do a slow cascade back down the other side into Raton Canyon where we'll jump over a river and possibly see a few bikes washed downstream - no shame in it, just the loss of pride and any remaining masculinity. Nothing to worry yourself about.

At this point we'll head to Paleto Bay, get some repairs done if necessary and pick up some more snacks (whilst Ph03nix sneaks off to The Lost biker bar to kill those goddamn dicksnaps) before we find the sweet spot of Mount Chiliad and start the climb - and believe me, you'll want to climb her. Speed will not always be your friend when it comes to the Sanchez and Chiliad's beautiful bosom, believe you me.

From the top of Chiliad you'll have two choices: either throw your bike off of the edge and parachute or, as I intend to do, throw your bike off of the edge and see how long it takes you to die - 'Bitches Gonna Die: Reprisal'. Once we've all replaced our vehicles/appendages we'll head on over to Mount Gordo to once again bomb or climb, heading to Ursula's house and El Gordo Lighthouse for a little gang attack fun and more photo opportunities. Who knows, maybe we'll be on Gordo long enough to see the ghost of Jolene Cranley-Evans? Get a few snaps of you guys with her, show them to your family - always a crowd-pleaser!

From there, the meet will be officially at an end, however I plan to take y'all back to Los Santos for some drag-racing at LS International Airport; you can bring whatever vehicles you want and from that point do whatever the hell you want!

Still interested? Sign up now!

1. Ph03nix

2. Chainsoar

3. Freddy1 Krueger

4. yello cactus

5. CrabCrust

6. stevedogg51

7. DeInEmA68

8. Psycho787

9. Medication4you

10. The Last Flight

11. hesselgren

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RULES

  • Don't be a little bitch. Blow sh*t up, kill another player or generally act like a wanker and you're out.
  • Must dress in appropriate off-roading gear (think of the chafing!) OR in the best appropriation of a biker that you can.
  • Must use a Sanchez. Obviously.
  • I Got 99 Problems & A Sandking Is Every Single One Of Those Problems So Don't Do It Or You Will Suffer My Wrath

Hopefully see you there!

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livejoker

Glad to see you hosting. Pamela Fapperson here, I want in. Sanchez is real cheap, too. Just post a time and I'm in depending. :D

GT: DignifiedTick (will edit this if time isn't convenient)

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steve dogg 51

count me in !! need to find a sanchez first, and some leather pants !

 

 

Ps can I bring my sandking ?? ;)

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Kittybeth

Ahahaha oh sh*t, three of the most infamous hosts want in? Goddamn, I'm gonna have to pull out all the stops now!

 

And well played, Steve. Well played. :p

 

No, but seriously guys, if it hadn't been for you I wouldn't have even considered doing something like this. After having so much fun in my Ruffian at Steve's meet last week I really wanted to give this a go! Hope you guys don't mind, I don't want to seem like I'm stealing your idea... I just love my motorcycles and off-roading on my bike has always been something I love doing. Hoping to get Chainsoar in to co-host with me, as recently we've been mapping out routes for our own amusement.

 

:D I'll see if I can get some others interested and then I'll get on with setting up a date and time!

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livejoker

 

 

PS3 or Xbox?

Xbox, m'dear.

Boooo!

 

We've taken into account your dislike for the chosen platform and to make it fair the meet has been moved to the Wii U.

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steve dogg 51

Cool! I have a Wii.

 

spacefrog08 ...... i have a mega drive, wanna game of sonic or even Ecco the dolphin ?

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Freddy1Krueger

Depending on the time of this I'm down for a bit of Sanchez off roading GT Freddy1 Krueger

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Kittybeth

Depending on the time of this I'm down for a bit of Sanchez off roading GT Freddy1 Krueger

Woop! Chainsoar's agreed to co-host and be the slightly more sane one, which is a necessity. -_- It'll be at a time that suits the US folks, naturally, so hopefully you'll be able to make it despite that. :)

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yello cactus

I'll pop along. I've had maybe 2 or 3 goes on a bike. Not off-roading just road but i'd like to give it a go off road.
Only issue is getting rid of a vehicle from my garage :$

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I'm down, surprised its not a Ruffian meet lol. I'm welding mon, tues, and Thursday nights from 6-10 cst, besides then I'm free. Really been looking for a Sanchez meet lately. I love wheelin round the windmill farm and quarry.

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Kittybeth

I'm down, surprised its not a Ruffian meet lol. I'm welding mon, tues, and Thursday nights from 6-10 cst, besides then I'm free. Really been looking for a Sanchez meet lately. I love wheelin round the windmill farm and quarry.

 

*laughs* I loved my Ruffian but once I really gave the Sanchez a chance I discovered it's one hell of a climber, as well as the least likely bike to die on from huge jumps. :p Yeah, there's definitely going to be a trip through the windmill farm... I have a feeling I'll be throwing a few free-roam minutes into the session for people to just get their errant desire to flip around out of their systems. And by 'people' I mean me. And by me I mean I literally cannot control myself.

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Freddy1Krueger

What time and when? And what's a Sanchez? Is that a modified version of the Sandking?

 

 

 

Don't think the time and date has been announced yet

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Kittybeth

What time and when? And what's a Sanchez? Is that a modified version of the Sandking?

GET IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

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Freddy1Krueger

Put me down for this great adventure. Never off roaded on a Bike so it will be a new experience for me. Gt Freddy1 Krueger

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Kittybeth

Put me down for this great adventure. Never off roaded on a Bike so it will be a new experience for me. Gt Freddy1 Krueger

Awesome! ^_^ Have no expectations whatsoever and you'll hopefully have a good time. :p

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FailingGeorgew

24 th of october might be settled in England with a new second-hand 360 and a measly 16 mgps by that time. I,ll keep my eye on this and get back to you!

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Kittybeth

24 th of october might be settled in England with a new second-hand 360 and a measly 16 mgps by that time. I,ll keep my eye on this and get back to you!

No worries m'dear, just keep me posted! :D

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CrabCrust

I've sat in the corner and decided I detest the font. I managed to read the word giblets then had a wave of spasm attacks.

 

I'll be there if you'll permit. That said, probably for an hour so understand if you want to put me on the list and then remove me ;)

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Kittybeth

I've sat in the corner and decided I detest the font. I managed to read the word giblets then had a wave of spasm attacks.

 

I'll be there if you'll permit. That said, probably for an hour so understand if you want to put me on the list and then remove me ;)

*grins* Well, just because I'm feeling generous (and don't really want you to spasming your way out of the corner) I've changed the font. Is it to your liking, sir? Perhaps you'd prefer the 1990 Times New Roman? Slightly drier, with a zingy edge that hints of citrus and rhubarb...

 

Course I'll permit, you're awesome. An hour is more than enough, we may even be done by then - no idea how long it'll take. :) Either way, it'd be great to have you along for the ride!

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steve dogg 51

I'm in !! and in and if ok i will update you with the odd pic in my path to enlightenment as to what a Sanchez is ?

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Kittybeth

I'm in !! and in and if ok i will update you with the odd pic in my path to enlightenment as to what a Sanchez is ?

Why do I have the lingering suspicion that I'm going to end up seeing pictures of various Sandkings? :p

 

Edit: Freddy, I can't add you as a friend as your Friends list is full. :/

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