Embarrassing things your parents did...

[Murray Bunyan]

My mother, whose first language isn't English, always types 'come' as 'cum'. You should see some of her messages, it makes you cringe, angry, sad and some other emotion I can't describe. I sometimes wonder if she does the same when sending messages to other people. I really want to tell her, I do. But I can't.

Also, 'did' implies that they've refrained from doing that embarrassing thing, that isn't the case with my parent at all.

[universetwisters]

About a year ago my mom got pissed and broke my door open after I locked it. Now it doesn't want to close properly, even the slightest bump can get it open.

 

Kind of embarrassing when you have to put your weights in front of the door before you go to sleep so your cats don't bust in and wreck your stuff

[Elder Maxson]

My dad had the weird habit of wearing his shirt unbuttoned, and his chest looks life bigfoot's. Over the summer, I cringed when he walked around the waterpark and he called for me.

[gtamann123]

My dad got paraplegic level drunk on bloody Marys at a bar once when I was designated driving. And the preceeded to spew "sentences" of random unrelated words for literally hours on end as well as spill tomato juice all over his shirt. He literally looked like a baby after eating spaghetti. And to top it all of he started hitting on girls who were literally half his age. And walking aimlessly around the bar falling down several times. Oh and he kept repeating the same random lines to the bar tender over and over again "You kicked me out of this bar 2 years ago" and he said that about every 5 minutes as if he didn't say it the first time. And near the end of the night he spilled a bloody Mary all over the bar making a huge mess and drawing the attention of everyone in the establishment. I just sat at the bar sipping my Sprite acting like I didn't know him.

 

And also my dad is deaf and has no concept of other people being able to hear what he is saying when we are out in public. So pretty much Everytime I'm in a public place with him he embarrasses the sh*t out of me by gossiping about other people loud enough for them to hear. But he is usually still under the effects of sleeping pills anyways so he doesn't care.

 

Then there was the time he showed up drunken to the Conference wrestling tournament my junior year. I was the #1 seed and cruised through my first 3 matches with first period pins and was set for the finals which I should have won handedly. But my dad showed up a few minutes before the match drunken and my mom and one of the assistant coaches tried to pull him away into the locker room before I could see him but I saw and it pissed me off and threw off my concentration. I ended up losing the match 16-10 despite putting my opponent on his back twice in the first period but I was too emotionally f*cked to concentrate. That was pretty humiliating.

Edited September 29, 2014 by gtamann123

[universetwisters]

My dad had the weird habit of wearing his shirt unbuttoned, and his chest looks life bigfoot's. Over the summer, I cringed when he walked around the waterpark and he called for me.

 

My old government teacher would do something like that, he'd wear a polo shirt, not bother buttoning up the buttons near the collar, and you could see all this hair just trying to pop out and stuff

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

About a year ago my mom got pissed and broke my door open after I locked it. Now it doesn't want to close properly, even the slightest bump can get it open.

 

Kind of embarrassing when you have to put your weights in front of the door before you go to sleep so your cats don't bust in and wreck your stuff

KB Homes built our house so sh*tty that my sisters door was already like that when the house was new. The cats are always busting in and they meow whenever they can't come in (whenever something's in front of the door). But yeah, KB sucks ass.

[gtamann123]

 

 

About a year ago my mom got pissed and broke my door open after I locked it. Now it doesn't want to close properly, even the slightest bump can get it open.

 

Kind of embarrassing when you have to put your weights in front of the door before you go to sleep so your cats don't bust in and wreck your stuff

KB Homes built our house so sh*tty that my sisters door was already like that when the house was new. The cats are always busting in and they meow whenever they can't come in (whenever something's in front of the door). But yeah, KB sucks ass.

Houses built within the last 20 years in general are horse sh*t. No quality in construction and no pride anymore. No one uses quality materials or quality craftsmanship. It's just all about how cheaply they can build them and how quickly they can turn around and sell it.

[Crazyeighties]

 

 

I'm as old as my parents were during my growing up time. Now I got some little bastards of my own. So at this stage of the game I'm not embarrassed by anything my folks did.

I'm to busy trying to embarrass my own kids.

Yup

 

My parents weren't too bad my dad was pretty cool as was my mom just the normal things with the teen years.

 

Now i have kids of my own and apparently i do a lot to embarrass my eldest but most of it is on purpose such as having Achy Breaky Heart as my ringtone she hates it with a passion and will walk away from me if the phone rings and were in public.

"Ya can't stop my heart my achy breaky heart" I just don't know the other words......

[Testarossa]

Moving us to this crappy little town where I live, there's absolutely nothing.

[gtamann123]

Moving us to this crappy little town where I live, there's absolutely nothing.

I would kill to live in a small town. Small towns beat the city in pretty much every way. I hope to move to a small town someday.

[Tacymist]

I remember long ago I was in the kitchen on the phone with my gf at the time and my dad came down to put a dish in the sink. He didn't notice the phone in my hand and decided to just let out the loudest, most obnoxious fart he could force out. And boy did he force it, he even gripped the counter and kicked his leg out in a swinging motion to give it this loud 'whammy' sound. It was one of the most unholiest of noises to ever come from a human I have ever heard. I swear the lights even began to flicker.

 

While he was busy summoning brown thunder, I slowly turned to him with a disgusted and horrified look on my face and that's when everything suddenly went quiet. As if he had just flipped a switch to stop the whirlwind of ass. His face went bright red as he realized it wasn't just me that could be hearing this. So, with a look of dread and shame on his face, he began to make his way back upstairs in as quick a manner as his legs could take him. Still having some pockets of gas left in him, I could hear a faint 'put put put' sound as smaller, less noisey farts began slipping out as he took each step up the long staircase.

 

Then silence took over once again. The air was thick and it was difficult to breathe, but it was peace at last.

 

I was unsure if she heard any of that over the phone, I had my hand over the speaker the whole time hoping it was enough to shield her from the wretchedness. But after a brief silence she muttered out:

 

"Wa...was someone just moving furniture?"

 

I said "No... *sigh*... that was my dad's ass."

[Mr. House]

I remember long ago I was in the kitchen on the phone with my gf at the time and my dad came down to put a dish in the sink. He didn't notice the phone in my hand and decided to just let out the loudest, most obnoxious fart he could force out. And boy did he force it, he even gripped the counter and kicked his leg out in a swinging motion to give it this loud 'whammy' sound. It was one of the most unholiest of noises to ever come from a human I have ever heard. I swear the lights even began to flicker.

 

While he was busy summoning brown thunder, I slowly turned to him with a disgusted and horrified look on my face and that's when everything suddenly went quiet. As if he had just flipped a switch to stop the whirlwind of ass. His face went bright red as he realized it wasn't just me that could be hearing this. So, with a look of dread and shame on his face, he began to make his way back upstairs in as quick a manner as his legs could take him. Still having some pockets of gas left in him, I could hear a faint 'put put put' sound as smaller, less noisey farts began slipping out as he took each step up the long staircase.

 

Then silence took over once again. The air was thick and it was difficult to breathe, but it was peace at last.

 

I was unsure if she heard any of that over the phone, I had my hand over the speaker the whole time hoping it was enough to shield her from the wretchedness. But after a brief silence she muttered out:

 

"Wa...was someone just moving furniture?"

 

I said "No... *sigh*... that was my dad's ass."

That is the best thing I have read all month.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

 

About a year ago my mom got pissed and broke my door open after I locked it. Now it doesn't want to close properly, even the slightest bump can get it open.

 

Kind of embarrassing when you have to put your weights in front of the door before you go to sleep so your cats don't bust in and wreck your stuff

KB Homes built our house so sh*tty that my sisters door was already like that when the house was new. The cats are always busting in and they meow whenever they can't come in (whenever something's in front of the door). But yeah, KB sucks ass.

Houses built within the last 20 years in general are horse sh*t. No quality in construction and no pride anymore. No one uses quality materials or quality craftsmanship. It's just all about how cheaply they can build them and how quickly they can turn around and sell it.

 

Agreed. At least they have gotten a lot more stylish down here. I mean sh*t if you want a $300000-$400000 house now, you've got some pretty awesome choices to chose from. Some even come with cool views judging from what I've seen on Zillow.

[gtamann123]

 

 

 

 

About a year ago my mom got pissed and broke my door open after I locked it. Now it doesn't want to close properly, even the slightest bump can get it open.

 

Kind of embarrassing when you have to put your weights in front of the door before you go to sleep so your cats don't bust in and wreck your stuff

KB Homes built our house so sh*tty that my sisters door was already like that when the house was new. The cats are always busting in and they meow whenever they can't come in (whenever something's in front of the door). But yeah, KB sucks ass.

Houses built within the last 20 years in general are horse sh*t. No quality in construction and no pride anymore. No one uses quality materials or quality craftsmanship. It's just all about how cheaply they can build them and how quickly they can turn around and sell it.

 

Agreed. At least they have gotten a lot more stylish down here. I mean sh*t if you want a $300000-$400000 house now, you've got some pretty awesome choices to chose from. Some even come with cool views judging from what I've seen on Zillow.Yeah they are stylish and may come with a good view but construction quality they are bullsh*t. And usually filled with Frigidaire appliances that break down within a year of moving in 99% of the time. Their plumbing is terrble with pierce valves and plastic pipe all over. The walls are paper thin. The siding is of the lowest possible quality. And the carpet is usually the lowest grade possible. When you buy a $400k new construction estate home you are basically paying for the square footage, curb appeal, and address. Everything else is sh*t. Edited September 29, 2014 by gtamann123

[Bessie_23]

 

• Trying to be artifically 'cool' and pretending they understand SMS lingo (for instance LOL for them means lots of love and not laugh out loud).

 

Being too affectionate in public and showing too much of concern in front of your friends.

 

Coming on to FB and liking each and every one of your pictures.

 

[Homemade Dynamite]

One time I was at the grocery store with my mom and *NSYNC was on the radio. She loudly sang along when the lyrics "BYE BYE BYE" were sung.

[Guest Billy Russo]

- My dad grabbed me in a head lock one time on Holiday and shouted 'I got him' to a police car. I wasn't impressed.

- When I didn't have my own computer, and used to use the one downstairs at night etc, my mom asked me not to download anything on the computer. I asked what she was going on about, and she said 'I know what you teenage boys do'

- My mom going on my MSN account way back in those days when I was away and typing sh*t to this girl I was talking too.

- Whenever they f*cking asked "You got a girlfriend then?"

- Posting cringe sh*t on Facebook that everyone can see. Mostly my mom. I've stopped going on there lol.

[Mr. House]

 

• Trying to be artifically 'cool' and pretending they understand SMS lingo (for instance LOL for them means lots of love and not laugh out loud).
• Being too affectionate in public and showing too much of concern in front of your friends.
• Coming on to FB and liking each and every one of your pictures.

lol has been shorthand for 'lots of love' for decades.

[gtamann123]

I was saw a post where a grandmother texted her granddaughter "Your Grandfather has died hunny xo xo xo LOL" it was pretty humorous

[Elder Maxson]

I get one bad grade in math class (a 63), and my mom has to announce to the whole known universe that I'm a failure to society. My dad doesn't mind though. (mom's Filipino and dad's Puerto Rican)