Elder Maxson Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Title says it all. -Was driving with my dad, and he called some jaywalker a "fagget". That "fagget" turned out to be my friend. -Dad farting out loud while having friends over -My mom walking up to my crush back in 8th grade and asking her to go on a date with me. -Dad asking out loud where the condoms were at at Walgreens. -Mom making fun of some random goth/emo looking teenagers and comparing them to Marilyn Manson. -When they make a big scene about how expensive an item is at a store. -At the movies with dad, and he didn't shut his phone off. His ringtone was the Batman theme song from the '60s. Ironically, we were watching The Dark Knight. NightmanCometh96, Testarossa, Payne Killer and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son Of Big Boss Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) deleted Edited September 19, 2021 by Son Of Big Boss NightmanCometh96, ≡Pachµco≡, Jolly Swagman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrilLe Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 When my mom calls my name from the other end of the store. When my mom takes over 1 minute to answer her phone and it's a Nokia from 2007 with a vintage phone ringtone. When my dad acts like a total douche in the traffic. Eh - I know I have more but I can't remember anything... Distrom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOEsAGGRESSIVE Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 They conceived me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 -Transitioned from hippie to disco. -My dad (once) got a perm. -My dad (for a couple of years) had a "hair system". -My mother will include any stranger in any conversation and kind of lives to embarrass people. Family first of course. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theadmiral Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 -My dad got drunk too much and tried to grab the vagina of a woman in a reunion -In the same reunion yells if he takes a bath and the water is cold, his penis will shrink -My dad half drunk came with me to my house from a vacation with him, stopped in a terminal halfway to sh*t, no toilet paper, wipe his ass with a check he had in his wallet -Everywhere when my dad is drunk calls everybody dickhead, and other insults Is your dad looking for any new friends? I'd like to hang out with him Shaundi., Doc Rikowski, The Harwood Bitcher and 7 others 10 I AM SORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE VIDEO, BUT MY WEBCAM IS ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Swagman Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Is your dad looking for any new friends? I'd like to hang out with him I like that he was only "half drunk" when he decided to stop and sh*t in public before wiping his arse with a cheque. GN 92 and NightmanCometh96 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harwood Bitcher Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 My mother acompannied me to school until 7 grade,thank god i was 2 years bigger than the other kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son Of Big Boss Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) On 9/25/2014 at 8:10 PM, Jolly SWAGman said: On 9/25/2014 at 8:05 PM, theadmiral said: Is your dad looking for any new friends? I'd like to hang out with him I like that he was only "half drunk" when he decided to stop and sh*t in public before wiping his arse with a cheque. On 9/25/2014 at 8:05 PM, theadmiral said: On 9/25/2014 at 6:38 PM, Son Of Big Boss said: -My dad got drunk too much and tried to grab the vagina of a woman in a reunion -In the same reunion yells if he takes a bath and the water is cold, his penis will shrink -My dad half drunk came with me to my house from a vacation with him, stopped in a terminal halfway to sh*t, no toilet paper, wipe his ass with a check he had in his wallet -Everywhere when my dad is drunk calls everybody dickhead, and other insults Is your dad looking for any new friends? I'd like to hang out with him Edited September 19, 2021 by Son Of Big Boss Jolly Swagman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 My mom got drunk and fell through the attic floor. The whole ordeal was reminiscent of a Tom & Jerry cartoon. Son Of Big Boss, Testarossa, Murray Bunyan and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Swagman Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Is your dad looking for any new friends? I'd like to hang out with him I like that he was only "half drunk" when he decided to stop and sh*t in public before wiping his arse with a cheque. he was drunk, but not enough, he was carring a bottle that can contain up to 5 beers, then he sent me to a liquor store to buy some more, anyways, he considered first to wipe his ass with a sock, damn, that bathroom was dirty, when he's completely f*cked up, he begin calling friends, or gifting food for us, he usually drink at least 2L of 30º Alcohol I too was very embarrassed when my father developed cirrhosis due to his alcoholism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GN 92 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) 2014 Thread of the Year can't stop laughing my ass off the "fagget" part was gold OT: i can't remember anything right now just lmao Edited September 26, 2014 by BOSS 302 The Harwood Bitcher, Jolly Swagman and theadmiral 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) -My mom used to walk around the house without a shirt or bra -My grandma walked around school trying to find me in junior high one time. She was mad about something but I don't remember. -My mom giving birth to me Edited September 26, 2014 by Yolo Swaggins Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harwood Bitcher Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Jesus,reading this i thank god my mom is boring as me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m and Red Hat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son Of Big Boss Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) On 9/25/2014 at 8:46 PM, Jolly SWAGman said: On 9/25/2014 at 8:41 PM, Son Of Big Boss said: On 9/25/2014 at 8:10 PM, Jolly SWAGman said: On 9/25/2014 at 8:05 PM, theadmiral said: Is your dad looking for any new friends? I'd like to hang out with him I like that he was only "half drunk" when he decided to stop and sh*t in public before wiping his arse with a cheque. he was drunk, but not enough, he was carring a bottle that can contain up to 5 beers, then he sent me to a liquor store to buy some more, anyways, he considered first to wipe his ass with a sock, damn, that bathroom was dirty, when he's completely f*cked up, he begin calling friends, or gifting food for us, he usually drink at least 2L of 30º Alcohol Edited September 19, 2021 by Son Of Big Boss Jolly Swagman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) -My mom used to walk around the house without a shirt or bra JK Edited September 26, 2014 by maxpaynefan The Harwood Bitcher 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb guy Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I'm as old as my parents were during my growing up time. Now I got some little bastards of my own. So at this stage of the game I'm not embarrassed by anything my folks did. I'm to busy trying to embarrass my own kids. Ai®a©ob®a and The Harwood Bitcher 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai®a©ob®a Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) I'm as old as my parents were during my growing up time. Now I got some little bastards of my own. So at this stage of the game I'm not embarrassed by anything my folks did. I'm to busy trying to embarrass my own kids. Yup My parents weren't too bad my dad was pretty cool as was my mom just the normal things with the teen years. Now i have kids of my own and apparently i do a lot to embarrass my eldest but most of it is on purpose such as having Achy Breaky Heart as my ringtone she hates it with a passion and will walk away from me if the phone rings and were in public. Edited September 26, 2014 by AiraCobra Dumb guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb guy Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) My parents weren't too bad my dad was pretty cool as was my mom just the normal things with the teen years. Now i have kids of my own and apparently i do a lot to embarrass my eldest but most of it is on purpose such as having Achy Breaky Heart as my ringtone she hates it with a passion and will walk away from me if the phone rings and were in public. I'm 40+. I'd walk away aswell.And isn't it funny? People we listened to have kids our kids listen to. Edited September 26, 2014 by Dumb guy The Harwood Bitcher 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmanCometh96 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) This topic is gonna go places, keep it up guys. Edited November 13, 2020 by NightmanCometh96 Redacted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danz. Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 2014 Thread of the Year can't stop laughing my ass off the "fagget" part was gold OT: i can't remember anything right now just lmao Dude, you're drunk again.... Go home gnad. Flachbau and theadmiral 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theadmiral Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Do you know where i go in brazil to get those ham flavoured crackers they sell in the brazilian grocery store? I AM SORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE VIDEO, BUT MY WEBCAM IS ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshalMoo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Do you know where i go in brazil to get those ham flavoured crackers they sell in the brazilian grocery store? Probably go to the American grocery store in Brazil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affalterbach Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 -My mom used to walk around the house without a shirt or bra Can i come over? Payne Killer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toke Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 My mom told me a story once about how she and a group of friends were at a bar in 1972 and while she went to go get drinks they'd busted out with a 8 ball of cocaine and started going to town. Well my mom (whom didn't know much about coke at the time)came back with the drinks and saw all this white powder on the table and with her free arm brushed it all off the table on the carpeted aisle must to the dismay of her friends who had dumped the ENTIRE 8 ball on the table. Jolly Swagman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdick Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 My mom got drunk and fell through the attic floor. The whole ordeal was reminiscent of a Tom & Jerry cartoon. Same thing happened to me when I was drunk. Although I fell through a loft hatch head first not through the floor.. was hilarious lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ByePolar Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 - My mom's top partial (dentures) falling out on the dinner table at my cousin's wedding reception. My sister's husband was a pretty funny guy and he cracked a joke at the table which my mom found very funny. She started laughing so hard her partial fell out. - My dad cutting a greasy fart loose in the middle of Winn Dixie (grocery store) and had everyone on that aisle running for cover. - One of my relatives moved to New Orleans and wanted my mom come visit her. She gave my mom directions on how to get there but my mom isn't very good with directions. I'm talking about a time back in the early 70's, no GPS was around then, you actually had to look at a map and plot your own route. Anyway, she got lost and pulled over to the side of the road next to a couple of hookers and asked for directions. Asking a hooker for directions isn't embarrassing, who else would know the streets better than a hooker? The embarrassing part came when my mom asked the girl what she did for a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkaujrog Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Uh .. one night I heard some moaning and groaning from my mom/stepdad's bedroom .. and I just couldn't masturbate that night. (shivers) Killed my mojo for that week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephan90 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 - more funny than embarassing, my mother once put her purse in the fridge out of confusion. - my father fell asleep on the toilet at a birthday party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a20characterusername Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 -My mom used to walk around the house without a shirt or bra -My grandma walked around school trying to find me in junior high one time. She was mad about something but I don't remember. -My mom giving birth to me It could've been worse, your grandmother could've walked around without a shirt or bra looking for you in junior high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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