New melee weapons ideas

[mirrorparkradio]

I feel that the number of melee weapons in GTAO is limited and unimaginative, so let's help Rockstar out by giving some fresh ideas about some new possible melee weapons they can add to the game in future DLCs:

 

-Sword: slice and dice enemies and other players, in stealth mode you can impale other people from behind

-Taser: shocks enemies and stuns them for a few seconds, rendering them motionless while you watch in awe at them being electroucted

-Gardening shears: self explanatory

-Dildo: also self explanatory, and I've missed this thing ever since using it to beat hookers senseless with in GTA San Andreas.

 

What melee weapons would you guys like to see added to GTAO?

[SpidersWeb]

I swear I've seen this same thread with the same suggestions in the past.

 

But yes they're all good ideas. Taser is already in the game, SP, I believe.

[Lukezke]

Tasers used to spawn on peds over near Grove St, but that got patched out. Kinda OP.
Rather than melee weapons, I'd much rather see more fluent fist fighting in general. Kinda like Sleeping Dogs fluent, with different combos and counters, only probably less kung-fu ish.
Oh, f*ck it. I want that, plus multiple /styles/ of fighting too.

f*ck now I have to go play Sleeping Dogs

[YoungMivy]

I really want brass knuckles in the game.

[Conker64]

Whats the point when it really comes down to who has the better internet connection in melee and hand to hand anyway

Plus... Sleeping dogs for the win

[DemonicMoustache]

Dildos, nuff said. On a sidenote, I do want spiked knuckles and a katana blade

[Smesi]

We need more Knifes.

 

-Rusty Knife

-Clean Knife

-Stick that looks like a knife

-Plastic Knife

-Glass Knife

-Extremely Heavy Knife

-Bamboo Knife

-A knife made of feathers

-Wood Knife

-Panda Knife

-A knife made of DVD Boxarts of Friends

-Microphone Knife

-Leather Knife

 

And a Cleaver to spice it up a little.

Edited September 25, 2014 by Smesi.

[Rabadon]

We need more Knifes.

 

-Rusty Knife

-Clean Knife

-Stick that looks like a knife

-Plastic Knife

-Glass Knife

-Extremely Heavy Knife

-Bamboo Knife

-A knife made of feathers

 

And a Cleaver to spice it up a little.

Don't worry, R* got you covered

[Headdogg81]

A cricket bat..... and or hockey stick...

 

Edited September 25, 2014 by Headdogg81

[Blind and Mute]

Guitar, two-by-four, and a baseball bat with nails going through it.

[SpidersWeb]

Throwing knives.

 

We need throwing knives.

[Dumb guy]

Guitar, two-by-four, and a baseball bat with nails going through it.

Yeah. That and a monkey. Great idea man.

[CaptainMarvel]

 

Guitar, two-by-four, and a baseball bat with nails going through it.

Yeah. That and a monkey. Great idea man.

Perhaps computer keyboards of anonymous message board posters to smack each other with as well?

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

We need a baseball bat that's wrapped in barbed wire

[Blind and Mute]

 

 

Guitar, two-by-four, and a baseball bat with nails going through it.

Yeah. That and a monkey. Great idea man.

Perhaps computer keyboards of anonymous message board posters to smack each other with as well?

 

Smack each other? You wouldn't spank a monkey, would you?

[CaptainMarvel]

 

 

 

Guitar, two-by-four, and a baseball bat with nails going through it.

 

Yeah. That and a monkey. Great idea man.

Perhaps computer keyboards of anonymous message board posters to smack each other with as well?

 

Smack each other? You wouldn't spank a monkey, would you?

What's considered discipline and what's considered abuse?

[Dumb guy]

 

 

 

 

Guitar, two-by-four, and a baseball bat with nails going through it.

Yeah. That and a monkey. Great idea man.

Perhaps computer keyboards of anonymous message board posters to smack each other with as well?

Smack each other? You wouldn't spank a monkey, would you?What's considered discipline and what's considered abuse?It all depends on if you have safe word. Edited September 25, 2014 by Dumb guy

[Blind and Mute]

 

 

 

 

Guitar, two-by-four, and a baseball bat with nails going through it.

Yeah. That and a monkey. Great idea man.

Perhaps computer keyboards of anonymous message board posters to smack each other with as well?

Smack each other? You wouldn't spank a monkey, would you?

What's considered discipline and what's considered abuse?

 

anything more than three hits and you're just playing with yourself.

[Itzik_Maflitzik]

- Katana, not just a sword.

- We already have a tazer.

- Shears are cruel as f*ck, but I like it!

- Dildo, LOL why the f*ck not?

 

Full list:

 

1) Brass Knuckles

2) Shovel

3) Bricks

4) Chainsaw

5) Screwdriver

6) Machete

7) Wood axe

8) Sledgehammer

 

I couldn't think of more...

 

 

[mirrorparkradio]

-Dildo: also self explanatory, and I've missed this thing ever since using it to beat hookers senseless with in GTA San Andreas.

 

You live by the dildo, you die by the dildo. That's what my daddy always told me, and dammit was he right.

Edited September 25, 2014 by mirrorparkradio

[8up local]

Been saying it from the start and still to this day. I just want a fishing pole to whip on people damn it!!

[luisniko]

If Dildo isn't any different than baseball bat or nightstick, then it should be cut.

 

Unless you can shove the dildo to NPC's mouth to kill them.

[Shabazz916]

Assault sniper

[bigvade]

We need "A board! With a nail in it" also I'd like nothing more than to taze some fools online.

[Shaundi.]

Nunchucks & a katana

 

We need a baseball bat that's wrapped in barbed wire

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

I likey

[ZeroSafe]

Tasers used to spawn on peds over near Grove St, but that got patched out. Kinda OP.

Rather than melee weapons, I'd much rather see more fluent fist fighting in general. Kinda like Sleeping Dogs fluent, with different combos and counters, only probably less kung-fu ish.

Oh, f*ck it. I want that, plus multiple /styles/ of fighting too.

 

f*ck now I have to go play Sleeping Dogs

The story and melee combat of Sleeping Dogs were a hell of a lot better than GTA V's in my opinion (bracing for the hate for that story remark). Excellent game.

 

OT: I'd like to see a pipe wrench.

[Tabula Rasa]

thumb tacks for the temples

Edited September 25, 2014 by Tabula Rasa

[Rezurrect]

Katana and Machete sounds nice. Everything will be quick and clean considering the power of the Katana, it would most likely kill in a single swipe. On the other hand, a chainsaw would be interesting.

[MantisFang]

Limp Celery Stalk

Undulating Flagella

Pumpernickle Broadsword

Oppositional Teen

Utter disregard for hygiene

Edited September 25, 2014 by MantisFang

[cebo84]

Throwing knives.

 

We need throwing knives.

for you sir