Who has a better life?

[Jolly Swagman]

I wouldn't know about that But the fact is, it's 5-10 minutes of work. For all that talk of how money is so hard to make in this game.... I would love it if it were that easy in real life.

 

 

 

Especially if in real life the cops just forgave whatever you have done because you have entrered your front door.

 

New Anchor: "The gunman brutally murdered 47 people before shooting a rocket propelled grenade at a police car. Police advise that the suspect will not be charged with any offenses as by the time backup had arrived he had managed to enter his apartment and was taunting police by doing a "jerking" motion in their direction from an upstairs window. ."

 

 

@Head Dog: So you're only open to doing low class hooking then? Im much the same.

Edited September 25, 2014 by Jolly SWAGman

[brose_sfr]

my character isn't married & doesn't have 2 kids that won't go to bed...

[Headdogg81]

Yeah Swagman. Clients get too picky and demanding when they are paying a premium price. The s#!t they expect you to do. I have to kiss my mum with these lips...

Edited September 25, 2014 by Headdogg81

[AgentExeider]

I'll be honest, working both honestly and also dishonestly, If I could catch the break that my toon got, Yes I would, in an heartbeat, I would rob drug for Gang members, do missions for South American kingpins, anything, because cash is king.

 

Let me put it this way, my toon has planes, choppers, cars, money, a bad ass apartment, money in the bank and no worries, and ability to go anywhere and do anything and get away with it with just a phone call to a friend.

 

Isn't that the American dream? Shouldn't it be what we ALL strive for?

[Bozzah]

even with the ability of respawning, I imagine hell being like the life of my character

 

die almost every day several times because people shoot or run him over either at highspeed or very slowly, fall on the ground from thousands of meters, get ripped apart from chopper blades, drown (fire hose), getting chased by the police for hours and the list goes on...

 

I wouldn't want to live such a life even if I had that much money like him

Edited September 25, 2014 by Bozzah

[gizmonomono]

I'll be honest, working both honestly and also dishonestly, If I could catch the break that my toon got, Yes I would, in an heartbeat, I would rob drug for Gang members, do missions for South American kingpins, anything, because cash is king.

 

Let me put it this way, my toon has planes, choppers, cars, money, a bad ass apartment, money in the bank and no worries, and ability to go anywhere and do anything and get away with it with just a phone call to a friend.

 

Isn't that the American dream? Shouldn't it be what we ALL strive for?

What, to be a criminal?

[ArcadeWilliamz]

Yes Mr Willstig has a better life than me.

 

He owns a modern apartment with a 10 car garage and a another 10 car garage.

 

He owns 20 cars.

 

He never gets hungry or thirsty.

 

When he dies he respawns.

 

He earns more money than me.

[marshallbslayer]

Considering my GTA online character can just respawn when he dies and that he has millions, i'll say him.

this

[AgentExeider]

 

I'll be honest, working both honestly and also dishonestly, If I could catch the break that my toon got, Yes I would, in an heartbeat, I would rob drug for Gang members, do missions for South American kingpins, anything, because cash is king.

 

Let me put it this way, my toon has planes, choppers, cars, money, a bad ass apartment, money in the bank and no worries, and ability to go anywhere and do anything and get away with it with just a phone call to a friend.

 

Isn't that the American dream? Shouldn't it be what we ALL strive for?

What, to be a criminal?

 

To be succesful...by any means necessary.

[gizmonomono]

 

 

I'll be honest, working both honestly and also dishonestly, If I could catch the break that my toon got, Yes I would, in an heartbeat, I would rob drug for Gang members, do missions for South American kingpins, anything, because cash is king.

 

Let me put it this way, my toon has planes, choppers, cars, money, a bad ass apartment, money in the bank and no worries, and ability to go anywhere and do anything and get away with it with just a phone call to a friend.

 

Isn't that the American dream? Shouldn't it be what we ALL strive for?

What, to be a criminal?

 

To be succesful...by any means necessary.

 

A real credit to the human race you are

[Midnight Vibes]

With 50 million in the bank and 2 garages full of sports cars and various other tuned vehicles, I'd say I'd have the better life.

[Ninja_Gear]

my character isn't married & doesn't have 2 kids that won't go to bed...

One of the reasons i always use rubber.

 

I don't want any woman/kids spoiling the fun in my life.

[Stringer Bell]

Me of course

 

My online character is a millionaire with all these fancy cars but the sh*t he had to do to get all that, nah.

 

you mean sell the same car over and over?

[Pedinhuh]

I used to think my chracter had a worse life than me when I was a noob in GTA:O because he used to live on the streets, used to have a sh*t income from jobs and needed to rob stores to make ends meet, needed to pay cab fares, use the trains or steal cars on the street and was constantly being chased by the police, mostly because his own car was impounded all the time.
But now he has one house with a full 6 car garage to chill out in the countryside, and a high end apartment in the city with a full 10 car garage. Only takes jobs that pays more than 15k since he's a skilled hitman now, doesn't get chased by the cops becasue he can pay Lester...
That was one hell of character development if you ask me
So yeah, his life is better than mine now, plus he's immortal.

[Headdogg81]

It takes a lot longer to steal and range rover in real life....... I mean from what I have heard.

[Is this The Guy?]

 

Me of course

 

My online character is a millionaire with all these fancy cars but the sh*t he had to do to get all that, nah.

 

you mean sell the same car over and over?

 

Lol no. I robbed and killed for the millions i have now, but legitimately

[Jazzy the Dutchess]

As pathetic as my boring life is mine is better. Only thing I would trade with my character is her weight and money. However I appreciate walking out my door without there being a war zone 24/7.

[oldbag69]

I would say it's equally sh*tty just in different ways

[LordZekrom]

Well, I'm a loser with no girlfriend. However...

 

My character has to live on an island with 16 psychopaths who will shoot me on sight, run me over, attack me with a crowbar, blow me up and reign death on me with everything they've got.

 

Not to mention the ones flying around in military fighter jets.

 

I'll take my crapola life over that thank you.

Edited September 26, 2014 by LordZekrom

[Grizzly322]

Me

 

Because inevitably my character at some point is going to be waiting an eternity in an apartment for me to come back and run his live.

 

I hope that day is a long ways away

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

After just a few menial missions, he's set for life. He lives in Century City, LA. He drives an Aston Martin Vanquish, plus multiple other cars. He still has a decent net worth. And he gets to do and go wherever he wants.

 

So obviously he has a better life.

[ezfaun]

I only have 2 cars and a dirtbike vs my characters 20 stored and maintained. -Character +1

I only have one house while my char has two and he has twice the amount of money in his bank account than I do with my every last asset. -Character +2

He is a virgin while I am not. And he will always be a virgin because I will make it that way. -Yeaaaa

[The Byzantine Empire]

Much better than our lifes I think.

 

The most of us couldn't drive a Bugatti Veyron or a Koeingsegg in real life.

[Kampioen]

I rarely play GTA and he's stuck in it forever, so me.

[NubcakeVII]

Me, because I don't get destroyed by jets every time I go to get something from a convenience store.

[FilthyEsquire]

My character has 20 cars, to pads (at the same place...) a tank, a Jet, a flight suit, an armory, stippers phone numbers in his phone, his own mechanic that calls him boss, he seems to never run out of weed (Hey he and I are similar!!), he can cycle through all of S.A. with out stopping to drink a gulp or water, he has other friends that live the life of luxury too.

 

My avatar is better than me in every way it seems. I'm sure if he could play a guitar he would do it better, and he owns two, and a few skateboards.

 

I don't get jelly of him, but damn he's a big spender. I feel accomplished (SARCASM numbnuts...) when I buy a 300 dollar glass piece. He buys a mask for more than 10,000 bucks and never wears the damn thing.

 

Oh and I forgot he owns a monster truck, and a fireworks launcher.

 

Luckily I can't see his dick in the shower or I'd feel insecure (JOKES!! dumbasses)

[QuackinAColdOne]

I do. My character can only stay in one city his whole life, can never get to meet a nice young lady, nor can he follow his dreams of motorsport racing due to jackasses that wreck him off the road, shoot rockets at him and get an undesirable speed boost in drag race.

 

Let's also remember that my character has to buy $20,000 masks from a prostitute-ridden beach where people go to land a plane run by an underpayed flight school instructor.

 

Oh, and don't even get me started on starfish.

[Happy_Killstick]

If i was my character i wouldnt care if i would die 1000000 times per day or lose money on crap, i could just call for a job and voila i have some pocket money again.

 

Yes! my character has a better life than me, please let me switch!

 

[FilthyEsquire]

I do. My character can only stay in one city his whole life, can never get to meet a nice young lady, nor can he follow his dreams of motorsport racing due to jackasses that wreck him off the road, shoot rockets at him and get an undesirable speed boost in drag race.

 

Let's also remember that my character has to buy $20,000 masks from a prostitute-ridden beach where people go to land a plane run by an underpayed flight school instructor.

 

Oh, and don't even get me started on starfish.

You know when you put it that way, I do have it way better than my character. I mean I can download music on my phone, that alone is trumping him. Haha!!!!

[FilthyEsquire]

Double post, and I haven't figured out how to delete a post...

Edited September 28, 2014 by FilthyEsquire