Dottie Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I almost T-boned a van yesterday. That's about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray Bunyan Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 (edited) I'll be sharing this valuable piece of my life with you. If you're really willing to read this, then it shouldn't simply be skimped. Rather, I insist that you 'scan' it, if you will. There is a valuable lesson deep inside it. EDIT: Not exactly a crazy story, a story nonetheless. Edited November 2, 2014 by Murray Bunyan na89340qv0n34b09q340 and IveGotNoValues 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkaujrog Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) I was playing GTA V online in freemode session with a few friends and one of my guyfriends had his chat on everyone. We were driving around because we were still figuring out what we were going to do, so my guyfriend says to me ... Guyfriend: Hey May, switch your chat to everyone.Me: Why?Guyfriend: There's this guy who keeps asking who I'm talkin' to and I think he doesn't have any friends.Me: Um, ok. So, I switch my chat to everyone .. Me: Hi.Person: Hey.Me: What's up?Person: Hey! Are you a girl or a boy?Me: .. Um, I'm a boy.Person: Really?!Me: (laughs) No, I'm a girl.Person: PROVE IT!Me: (pauses ... nervously laughs) Whatt?!! How am I supposed to prove I'm a girl?Person: Um, I don't know .. make girl noises.Me: (laughs out loud and so does everyone else on the mic) What?!! OMG. Ok! I'm switching back to friends only! (cusses my guyfriend out) The person sounded like he was 9-12 years old .. oh my god, it was hilarious, but the goosebumps and uncomfortable feeling I felt .. I swear, I saw a flash of myself on Dateline. LOL .. Edited October 1, 2014 by nkaujrog IveGotNoValues 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harwood Bitcher Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I was playing GTA V online in freemode session with a few friends and one of my guyfriends had his chat on everyone. We were driving around because we were still figuring out what we were going to do, so my guyfriend says to me ... Guyfriend: Hey May, switch your chat to everyone. Me: Why? Guyfriend: There's this guy who keeps asking who I'm talkin' to and I think he doesn't have any friends. Me: Um, ok. So, I switch my chat to everyone .. Me: Hi. Person: Hey. Me: What's up? Person: Hey! Are you a girl or a boy? Me: .. Um, I'm a boy. Person: Really?! Me: (laughs) No, I'm a girl. Person: PROVE IT! Me: (pauses ... nervously laughs) Whatt?!! How am I supposed to prove I'm a girl? Person: Um, I don't know .. make girl noises. Me: (laughs out loud and so does everyone else on the mic) What?!! OMG. Ok! I'm switching back to friends only! (cusses my guyfriend out) The person sounded like he was 9-12 years old .. oh my god, it was hilarious, but the goosebumps and uncomfortable feeling I felt .. I swear, I saw a flash of myself on Dateline. LOL .. i don't believe you are a girl, make girl posts. Alexander 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkaujrog Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) Me dunno.. Edited October 1, 2014 by nkaujrog Alexander and The Harwood Bitcher 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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