Share your adventures/crazy stories!

[IveGotNoValues]

I don't ever really start topics, but I figured this could make for an interesting one. Just share some funny/crazy stories you and your friends have had. I know I love to tell a good story, so this could be the place for that kinda stuff.

 

I put my story in spoilers cause it's a huge wall of text.

 

 

I have ALOT of stories, but here's one at the top of my mind. Back in freshman year at my old school me and four other friends went on a field trip together. It was a trip for our video production class, and only 50 lucky people were allowed to go. The trip went to The Grove/Farmers Market in Hollywood (which is like 25 minutes away from where our school is), and we were told we'd have 2 hours to just eat and shop and what not, and then after that we were gonna go to watch live filming of The X Factor at the studio right down the street.

 

So me and my friends got off the bus and the teacher told us where we all had to meet up in 2 hours. We took off and decided to go to the top of the parking structure to get a good view of the Hollywood sign. We were just chilling up there for a while and then we decided to go down and get some food. We went to Johnny Rockets, which is always amazing, and then some dumbass (one of my old "friends" that really was just always a dick to me) decided it would be a good idea to go back up to the parking structure. We still had an hour of freedom so we figured why not. So we went back up and this kid (the dumbass one) is just acting like an idiot and jumping in the elevator. We got to the top and looked over the edge and this same kid decides to start spitting down at people, then runs to another edge of the building (which is 8 stories tall) and starts climbing on it, but we stopped him cause he was trying to stand up on the edge, and I was not about to witness someone fall to their death. He was just trying to be funny, but none of us were laughing, cause who jokes around like that. So then me and another friend decide it's time to go back down before this kid gets us in trouble, and we all head to the elevator. The dumbass kid sees a security camera and punches it, then the exact moment after he hits it we see a security guy walking towards us...

 

Were all freaking out and yelling at that one stupid kid. The security guy is like "we saw everything you guys did on the surveillance camera, come with me" and he starts leading us down to the security office. The stupid kid whispers to me "we can make a run for it and he'll never catch us" and I just shake my head angrily. So we get to the security office and the guy that caught us is telling his security buddies "these are the stupid kids from the surveillance video" and they're all laughing. These security guys are really young and honestly they were kinda cool. As we were waiting for our teacher to show up, we were just talking to them about GTA (not even joking, talking to security officers about GTA). We all agreed San Andreas was out favorite. So my teacher shows up, and damn, the look on her face when she saw me was terrifying. She already hated me as a student and was iffy about letting me go on the trip, so she was completely furious to see that I was in the trouble maker group. She immediately said "call their parents, they're not seeing the X Factor taping. I want them gone right now" and she walked out super pissed off. The security guys knew we were scared and were sorta messing with us. One guy kept saying "should I call the LAPD on you guys? Maybe they'll teach you a lesson. You know they're notorious for beating people, right?". Luckily we didn't end up riding in the back of a cop car, but instead just had to get picked up by our parents.

 

Eventually my mom showed up and she was so angry. I got in the car and she was questioning me on why I got "detained" and almost arrested, and I tried my best to explain that I didn't do anything, but she wasn't having it. She was actually crying with disappointment, cause she thought her "only son is becoming a little thug" as she said it. It didn't help that we got stuck in heavy Hollywood traffic, that only made her yell at me more for wasting her time and gas. Needless to say I got grounded for awhile. I also got banned from the Grove/Farmers Market for life. At school the next week me and all five of my friends got 5 days of in school suspension. Basically all we did for a week was sit in a plain white room for 7 hours staring at the wall in silence, I don't know what kept me from going insane honestly. I remember everyone was like "damn (insert name) I heard you got arrested. That's so cool, how did it happen" and I felt kinda badass to be honest. Suddenly I was well known around school as the "bad kid". That was a perk, but then all the staff at the school hated me and my friends, and told us we were an embarrassment to the schools legacy. All the teachers were out to get me from then on. I ended up switching schools after that year, not just cause of my bad reputation, but also cause I just wanted to start over at a new school where no one knew me. So moral of the story is, don't hang out with stupid, immature people...they will screw you over.

 

 

Sorry it's kinda long, but that's what the topic is for. Just share some crazy stories you have.

Edited September 24, 2014 by IveGotNoValues

[Flūttershy]

I got a hangnail once and it really f*cking hurt.

[LightningLord]

What started my love for video games came from me nearly dying.

 

When I was two years of age, I decided to run down a tall flight of stairs because I thought it would be fun. I ended up tripping so high to the stairs, when I was at the ground, I ended up striking head first into a sharp edge of a table, revealing a little of my muscles, veins, and skull. My parents took me to a hospital. The doctors there said I was incredibly lucky to be alive. I thought if it was any worse, I would suffer brain damage and permanent nerve/muscle damage. After the surgery, my father felt bad for me and decided to buy me a Nintendo 64. It was one where you could see throughout the plastic and see all the insides. It had 3 games with it. If I didn't hit my head, I would've never had that Nintendo 64, and I don't think I would have been so attached to video games. I still have that Nintendo 64. Works just fine. I'm lucky and thankful to be alive.

Edited September 23, 2014 by LightningLord411

[a20characterusername]

This one time at an outdoor mall some man rode up to me on a white horse and gave me 25 dollars for absolutely no reason, then rode off.

 

Also I found a shoe on a picnic table once. Crazy times.

Edited September 23, 2014 by gtarelatedusername2

[unopescio]

I got a hangnail once and it really f*cking hurt.

 

f*cking hangnails man. I think im genetically predisposed to them. Actually I think all my nails are a bit f*cked. A few months ago I was on a segway and the wheel got stuck and it spun around and my foot crash into a wall, f*cking hurt like hell but I just thought I stubbed it real bad. After about half an hour it was still hurting bad so I decided to take my shoe and sock off to discover a bloody and nail-less big toe. Ive got a photo of it, it looked gnarly. Still hasnt grown back all the way either.

 

gruesome pic

 

 

 

Edited September 23, 2014 by Kirsty

[Mr. House]

Dude f*cking hell put that sh*t in a spoiler

[unopescio]

I kept the nail in my pocket rolled up in a bit of paper for days before it dried out and started to curl up. I then threw it into a flock of seagulls by the shore and watched them fight over it.

[make total destroy]

Jesus

f*cking

Christ

[Special Members]

And I thought browsing GTAForums in public was SFW.

[Zondar]

You should thank that guy who was acting like a dick OP. It could've been a lot worse. He saved you from having to go and watch X Factor.

[Cripto136]

My toe just cringed...

 

OT: I remember when I was five, my family and I were eating at a Mcdonalds around 8 pm and this homeless man wearing this weird Styrofoam thing around his shoulder walks in, demanding the clerk to give him some coffee. My dad decided to buy the coffee for him just so he could get what he wanted. A minute after the guy throws the coffee on the floor and runs outside yelling while ditching his Styrofoam thing in the parking lot. As we were leaving my brother put on the Styrofoam which my dad told him to immediately take it off.

[universetwisters]

I spilled fruit salad all over my shirt once. What an adventure.

[Zondar]

Back in the early 2000's I did a Bungy jump at a gay, dance music festival whilst on E.

It's fair to say I was pretty jeeped afterwards.

[Absurdity]

One upon a time, I was standing in my local park with five or six people, and we were all stoned. An arrow went whistling past and went "thunk" in to a tree trunk behind me and I thought 'this is extremely dangerous,' but then I thought, 'now wait a minute, I'm just on a bad trip. I'm being paranoid. I'm not going to make a idiot out of myself by screaming 'my God! An arrow just came through here!'. I wondered if anybody else had seen the arrow whistle by, but no one seemed to have noticed. Pretty soon, another arrow came "phht!" whistling through the woods, missing somebody by a sixteenth of an inch, with nobody reacting to it. I was thinking 'jeeze, I'm on a real bad trip and, I'm only going to make it worse if I start raving and jabbering about these arrows'.

 

Well, in fact; what was going on was that we were standing in the woods right behind the targets on the archery range and people were missing the targets and there were arrows flying everywhere. We all saw them, but no one wanted to be paranoid, so we just kept walking back and forth in the line of fire, ignoring the arrows, figuring they were manifestations of deep-seeded psychic difficulties that we did not want to bring up and put everybody on a bad trip.

[ChrilLe]

I stalk deer like a lunartic at night in the forests and all my classmates call me weird, mental and psycho.

 

Story of my life.

[The Harwood Bitcher]

I almost had sex with a albine girl

 

I had sex with a girl in a train station, while a senile old hobo watched ALL from far

 

I fingered my gf and without washing my hands, did myself a tuna sadwich, tasted funky

 

During sex my gf shat on me (i guess im that good..)

 

I broke a guy arm and was affraid that his friend were gonna beat me, turns out he got beat brutally beat up by a gang later

 

During one argument with my ex ,she suddenly starts banging his head against the wall, locks himself in his room and calls the police saying i beat her

 

A couple of skindheads chase me thru the cemetery at night

 

I always steal the 3d glasses

 

I surprised my gf masturbating to magazine that had a topless photo of wolverine (hugh jackman) , i watched while she finish

 

One awful night, i saw a guy that looked EXACTLY like niko bellic was following me ,i almost got a pannic attack that time

 

I took 2 ectasy pills and they didn't work (weird because im not a drug guy)

 

Once i enter in the house of the boyfriend of my ex and messed all up his stuff

 

I smeared poop in the door of my ex,killed his cat and locked his facebook account

 

I got caught during sex with the aunt ot my best friend in his bed

Also i got caught with a whore that ripped me of,in his bed

And i got caught jerking off in his bed

 

 

Maybe i got more histories but i can't remember more at the time

Edited September 23, 2014 by The Harwood Bitcher

[Mr. Scratch]

Going in abandoned buildings and getting chased by security guards/dogs/scrappers/hobos and occasionally climbing a crane at 2 am.

[DeafMetal]

An ongoing story:

 

Every time I accidentally sit on my keyboard, calculator pops up. Every. Single. Time.

 

My computer is calling me fat.

[ByePolar]

Some years back, I was bow hunting for deer one morning in a large (65,000 acre) swamp, which also boasted a good population of wild hogs. That particular morning, I didn't see much, a few young deer wandered around my stand, nothing I didn't want to harvest, so I got down out of my stand to do a little scouting and then I planned on going home. I must have walked a hundred or so yards through the thick underbrush until I got to a clearing, I just stood there for a while looking around, when I heard a rustling noise coming from a cluster of brushes just a head of me. I stood there quiet thinking it might be a deer, but it wasn't! An old sow came walking out of the bushes with her brood, she didn't even know I was there and I knew that there was about to be trouble if she got any closer to me. Wild sows can be quite aggressive when they have little ones and they can deal out some major damage to hunter to protect their young. I picked up my bow to nock an arrow, but she spotted me, she jumped back a little, hair raised up on her back, little ones went to running and I was about to go into panic mode. It seemed like time slowed down to a crawl, like everything was in slow motion, I don't even know how long she stood there looking at me and me looking at her. She started to make a charge at me, but I put my compound bow in front of me to act as some kind of shield and I think that's what got her attention, because she didn't charge, she just stood there grunting and throwing her head up like to say, get the f*ck out of here. I backed up slowly, never turning my back on her until she was completely out of sight. My f*cking heart was pumping so hard I thought I was about to have a heart attack. Jesus f*cking Christ I was a scared!

Edited September 23, 2014 by RoadkillGumbo

[Graven]

About 20 years ago, I was walking home drunk from bar that´s located in another district. It was past the midnight in darkest hours of Autumn. There was a big forest where I lived back then which I had to pass through. Or not necessary, but I did not want to walk those extra kilometers in that condition. So I was sidestepping a creepy sub-urban road that lead to dead end before the forest, and took a footpath to a dense coniferous forest. Trying to make my best to stay on the path, only under a moonlight. I walked over a small hill, and then a downhill back deeper into darkness, to a little more open space.
To a place where was world war era trenches. Decided to step into a trench. It was little muddy, but I had no problem. Was wearing always combat boots and coat back those days. So I advanced in the trench, probably better than on the path because of the walls. They were tagged with cocks and pussies and other funny things You can imagine. On regular distances, there was round air-defense spots, with bunkers around them.
As I was closing into one of these, I saw a short flash of light in the darkness. I think my heart stopped for couple beats. It came certainly from one of the bunkers,. I did not go for the "Hello, anybody there?" horror movie fail, but kept standing silently on my place. For a moment that seemed like eternity. Then I continued walking and yeah, I had to take a look. Where the f*ck was my survival instinct? Gone with the booze.
I got my zippo from the coat pocket in the entrance, a round creepy hole that was oozing wet and what not, I lighted the zippo, but I saw only a wall, there was a bend after few meters. So what do I do? Close my coat, and crawl in. Got beyond the wall curve, floor was full of all sorts of sh*t, some dirty blankets, plastic bags, seemed like glue sniffing stuff etc. I figured some hobos or outsiders of society had been sleeping there probably. Then I saw 3 insets, with 3 stone graves, chilly man...
My initial thought was: I want to remove those stones and dig the grave. But I did not. I saw something else at the end of the main passage, which was about 10-15 meters long and maybe 3 meters wide. Had to walk carefully, watching not to poke head into the speleothems hanging from the ceiling. It was a chair, and it did not seem to fit in the bunker, looked like from different era. I was certain it had been brought in not long ago. There was also remains of a small bonfire in front of it. I had a vision that maybe some soldier played guitar on it and others were gathered around him. It was only a little dusty, I swept the dust off and sat in it. Comfy. I tried to mimic a war commander giving orders to soldiers.
Then I laid my hands on the armrests, and the ends felt strange. They were like carved so that my fingers merged into the chair. I squeezed and things went odd. My arms and legs got strapped to the chair. I tried to resist and move, but no. It was completely helpless. And if You think this was weird, keep reading. Next I started to hear sounds from one of the grave niches., Am I going mad? Yes I was, because it was an officer that stepped in behind the corner.
Wearing black long leather coat, black leather cap and black high boots. First I thought this was a bad joke, or maybe a robbery. Then I thought about a soldier who died, and the soul never got peace.
But I was wrong. As it came closer I saw long hair. The woman looked gorgeous, and confident. She stepped in front of me, legs apart and slapped the paddle against the leather coat few times and said.

You are my slave. You will follow my every command and serve to me forever.

 

It was unbearable, I went like

 

 

multiple times.

[PhillBellic]

I don't really have any adventures/crazy stories as such. Anyway I was once given a $30 tip one day.

 

Cheers.

[ArcadeWilliamz]

Last week the black kids next door to me burned a hole in my fence and grabbed a hand of full rocks each from my yard and used them to damage property.

[79'Blazer4x4]

I don't have anything extremely crazy but I'll tell what i have.

 

A couple of them involve me driving my buddy's 99' Blazer(4 door) on some ice roads in Ontario. I'll say a few things about the ice roads first so you get the idea. Obviously the ice roads are on a frozen lake, this lake had a bunch small islands with trails(mostly very winding ones) over that the ice roads connected with so you could go over the islands instead of around them. These island trails are only about 2 vehicles wide where occasionally slimming down to 1 vehicle wide. The actual ice road parts were plowed off about 10 cars wide so there's lots of room. Also keep in mind that the 4x4 wasn't functional at this point so we were in 2wd(not like we would've used 4x4 anyway).

 

So I drove up onto one of the islands and came to a left curve which was a slight uphill and then about a sharp 90 degree turn just before the top of this uphill. It was also only about a vehicle and a half wide(pretty much the exact length of the Blazer) with snow banks on each side(obviously, it's winter and it's a plowed trail). I try to drift and do good til almost around this corner when i give it a bit too much gas and it spins right out. Somehow I managed to do a complete 180 without so much as touching either of the snow banks on either side(there had to be only about a couple inches to spare when we were completely sideways. I just left it in drive and took off back the way we came.

 

The other one was on a lake part of the ice road in a small dead end cul de sacish area. I did a donut to turn around and then had to round a corner. Once again I tried drifting it and gave it a bit to much gas, except this time it didn't spin right around but started going completely sideways(facing one of the snow banks) and regained traction and started to drive forward right toward the snow bank. The truck was about 2 meters from the bank and the bank continued about 20 meters or so to the right(remember that we were facing it at this point so the right is where I meant to go to begin with). Thinking for sure that I was gonna crash into this snowbank, I tried a last resort of hitting the brakes and hoping it would slow the impact a bit, but by some miracle when I hit the brakes it shifted the weight back sideways and the truck went completely sideways that whole 20 or so meters and cleared the snowbank(because who needs physics anyway?).

 

The last one from Ontario was with my buddy driving(the owner of the Blazer) with me in the back left seat and 2 of his other friends in the other 2 seats. We were no longer on the ice road and were just driving when he sees a little back road area which led to a railroad electrical box after a couple corners. We got there and turned around and my friend decided he was going to drift the next left turn on the way out, so he lines up for it by going quite a bit to the right(it was night time btw). Everyone in the vehicle except him see this metal post he just turned toward, his friend in the front seat casually says "Post" just before we hit it. When we drove back to town we all noticed the light was misaligned from the impact because the light was shining nearly vertically into the tree tops beside the road.

 

This one was with a different friend here in Alberta. We had gotten off work early due to freezing rain and we carpooled to work in his Ram 1500. We reached a spot on the highway(2 lane) where there had been a few accidents. There was a semi about half a kilometer ahead of us who was apparently slowing down to stop, yet neither of us noticed until we were about 1/4 kilometer behind him since he had downshifted to stop and so there were no brake lights. We were going 70km/h(about 43mp/h) when we realized he was stopped and my friend tried to brake but at that point the road was completely ice(I have pics on my old phone where you could literally see about a quarter inch of ice on the road) and his truck wouldn't even slow down or turn let alone stop. While he tried to get it to steer into the ditch I just braced myself for the impact. We ended up smashing straight into the back of the stationary semi trailer at about 65km/h(40mp/h) and came to an instant, dead stop. we stopped so hard the glasses flew off of my face and ended up on the dash by the windshield and it felt like my organs were gonna pop out of me chest. The truck had a bull bar bumper that prevented the air bags from deploying, but saved the truck. The only damage to it was cosmetic(bumper, grill, fenders, hood, etc.), but the frame was fine and it didn't even push the grill into the fan. I was honestly surprised how well that bumper protected the truck from that hard impact.

[LOES]

Reading these makes me feel like my life is so boring.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I don't know why you got grounded or what's wrong with your mom and how did you get banned for life from one of your stupid "friends" punching a security camera? That's harsh.

 

I don't have any crazy stories to share. My life has been pretty uneventful.

[MarshalMoo]

I'll tell you guys about my adventures with a fellow GTAForum member when we get married.

 

http://www.refinery29.com/francesca-jean-maurice-italy-wedding

[theadmiral]

I'll tell you guys about my adventures with a fellow GTAForum member when we get married.

 

http://www.refinery29.com/francesca-jean-maurice-italy-wedding

Can you tell us anything at this point?

[MarshalMoo]

 

I'll tell you guys about my adventures with a fellow GTAForum member when we get married.

 

http://www.refinery29.com/francesca-jean-maurice-italy-wedding

Can you tell us anything at this point?

 

Well, I don't want to say anything that hasn't been mutually agreed that it's OK to post on an internet forum about, but there was this one time we lite a melon candle upstairs and our shadows danced until we set the woods on fire.

[The Harwood Bitcher]

A girl set me up in a blind date, i go to the restaurant (was expensive,cloth napkins!!) And meet her, she's doable but i can totally feel she hates me.

I try to start a conversation but she is not interested in talk and looks at his cellphone all the time, im getting nervous and the ankward silences begin to appear, i get up and jokingly i say "don't go away while i go to the bathroom".

A retardsh*t thing to do

I go out of the can, and i see that nobody is in there, she left (at least we didn't eat nothing)

I tried to act like it didn't bothered me but the truth is that it hurted me, i stayed in my house for the next days doing nothing butannoying my relatives at whatsapp and playing gta...

 

First and last blind date for me.

[ChrilLe]

A girl set me up in a blind date, i go to the restaurant (was expensive,cloth napkins!!) And meet her, she's doable but i can totally feel she hates me.

I try to start a conversation but she is not interested in talk and looks at his cellphone all the time, im getting nervous and the ankward silences begin to appear, i get up and jokingly i say "don't go away while i go to the bathroom".

A retardsh*t thing to do

I go out of the can, and i see that nobody is in there, she left (at least we didn't eat nothing)

I tried to act like it didn't bothered me but the truth is that it hurted me, i stayed in my house for the next days doing nothing butannoying my relatives at whatsapp and playing gta...

First and last blind date for me.

How the f*ck can someone resist you?