Miss Sandy Shores 2015 - TBC

[Zoots Remuvah]

Miss Sandy Shores 2015


So folks, y'all heard about that little dolly show down in Los Santos and probably thought they wouldn't know a real girl if it kicked them in the nuts, right?

Well here it is.. The real beauty pageant where it'll take a damn sight more than a little dollybird smile to win.

See a real woman of today should be able to shoot a bottle from half a mile away with a glock, while drinking a bottle of pisswasser and smoking on a meth pipe.

Hell, you should be able to do it from a mile away with that "handicap".

So here's the score.


Get your finest dames (actual gender irrelevant) and get them to haul ass over to Sandy Shore (date TBC) for the showdown..

Events include:

• Round the island drunk drivin' race. (possibly in golf carts. - Compulsory drinking stops en route)
• Arm wrestlin'
• Drunken swimming race across the Alamo Sea.
• Bikini fistfightin' (death match, no weapons)
• Race up mount chilliad (on foot, all weapons allowed. Probably done drunk.)
• Catwalk show (AFTER all of the above. Drinking optional but recommended. Clothing also optional).

 

 

So keep it real, keep it Sandy Shores and get yourself down for THE event of the year.

Be a real woman and show them plastic hoes what its really all about.



Fine print:

This competition is speculative in nature and highly unlikely to happen.

Should anyone actually be interested in a REAL competition, then hell, let's do it.

Competition will be split into US/Euro titles.

Scoring will be based on points per round, plus judges votes on catwalk show.

Overall Miss Sandy Shores 2015 prize will be voted on by public from the winners of each competition.

There may be a prize. Even if it is a tiny plastic trophy in the post (probably melted btw).

If anyone wants to get involved with this, god help them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm gonna go hold my own beauty pageant, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the pageant!

Edited September 17, 2014 by Doktor Gott

[D.A.]

Why not?

[Zoots Remuvah]

Well if people bite, I'm game tbh.

 

Could be hilarious.. after all it's the taking part that counts..

 

(and the drinking it would seem..)

[AceThaCreator]

Is this only for PS3?

[Zoots Remuvah]

Is this only for PS3?

 

 

Well that's an organisational issue. If people bite for this and are will to work as host(ess)es, then I can't see why it shouldn't be one for each platform.

 

(what would also help would be if Rockstar would somehow unlock a dress for males to wear (like Trevor's).. though lipstick/makeup could suffice..)

Edited September 17, 2014 by Doktor Gott

[Special Agent 25]

One question: why 2015?

 

The los santos one is 2014, why isn't this one?

Edited September 28, 2014 by L5B4LIF3

[Zoots Remuvah]

2015 as organizing it would be like herding cats.. (and I'll be on Ps4 by then...)

 

 

also.. Wouldn't want to steal anybody's thunder now , would we?

[Special Agent 25]

2015 as organizing it would be like herding cats.. (and I'll be on Ps4 by then...)

 

 

also.. Wouldn't want to steal anybody's thunder now , would we?

 

 

 

meh... too bad it's a joke i'm the type to join these kind of things

 

It's not the joke you think btw.

 

If people ARE up for this.

 

Then hell with it, let's have a REAL beauty (if that's really the word) pageant..

 

(*i've also put 2015 as the date in order to get an organising committee together and plan the damn thing.. even if it does just turn out to be a drunken run up Mt Chiliad in a dress..)

This is why. Also different contest.

 

 

Ahh right, Get ya.

[LordZekrom]

Real women in this event?

 

Edited September 28, 2014 by LordZekrom

[SpidersWeb]

There is some serious eye rolling "get over it" stuff going on right here, but the competition does sound pretty cool, Grand Theft Auto's first inner-beauty pageant.

 

I just see it as a positive activity people get in to, that can't be a bad thing

[Zoots Remuvah]

Huzzah for the Orwellian Memory Hole!

[scubadave]

Name: "Big Barbra"

 

[Zoots Remuvah]

She gets my vote!

Edited September 29, 2014 by Doktor Gott

[erykahleigh16]

Oh how I do love it when the comment about free-speech is conveniently misplaced...much like this post will be very soon. That is all.

[Not A Nice Person]

Seems cool lol.

[livejoker]

This sounds like an event slash meetup...so...shouldn't this be in the meetup section?
If it is - I'm interested. Doing stuff drunk is probably the most fun you can have while having vomit in your mouth from how nauseating it is.
Will keep an eye out for time/date/year, etc.

[FilthyEsquire]

I was afraid to come in here, but I saw Livejoker posted so I was like... lemme see...

 

DUDE I'll be more than willing to join if I'm not busy that day. THIS seems too AWESOME to miss or participate in. HOLY sh*t. Drunk GOLF CARTING? Foot race up CHILLIAD?

 

This is right up my alley... Never been done activities.

[livejoker]

I was afraid to come in here, but I saw Livejoker posted so I was like... lemme see...

Didn't know that my posts were used as checkpoints.

[FilthyEsquire]

 

I was afraid to come in here, but I saw Livejoker posted so I was like... lemme see...

Didn't know that my posts were used as checkpoints.

 

For me at least. You know your GTA well enough for me. And your game character? Ridic.

[Nipper]

Can I enter?

 

 

 

[am30]

Giggidy!