GTA Online: Rumors & Speculation

[DeadMoonNight]

 

 

 

Face facts - Rockstar has been full of sh*t all along - no more dlc's and they are busy drinking their jizz rewards from everyone that went next gen.

 

Don't be looking for a Christmas card anytime soon. If anything,this comment should be posted on the news wire.

I speculate that I'll be playing in the snow while the Scrooges stew in their own bitterness wondering why a video game hasn't fulfilled them physically, mentally and spiritually.

 

Look around at all the other games that even attempt to create what Rockstar has created with GTAV, do any of them come close? Not that I can see. While not perfect, nor above some constructive criticism, GTAV is still a marvel and I'm excited to not only keep on enjoying this game but to see what R* comes up with next. If you're not, that's cool, but what is the point in trying to make everyone else as bitter as you are? If you have ideas to make the game better that's one thing, but to just complain and insult the devs and the players doesn't make sense to me. What exactly are you trying to achieve with the negativity? I don't get it.

 

> OP is talking about R* probably will only do Christmas if that

> Talks about how good GTA V is

R* fanboys are so full of sh*t, Whenever someone critics R* they have to respond with off topic stuff like how GTA is so good R* is god, This is why R* knows they can get away with eating our asses.

 

I played much better games than this too tbh

 

Back to speculation, I think Hists is just gonna be released next year. R* isn't building hype and that's saying something.

 

DID U JUST SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT R*?! OMG STOP COMPLAINING THEIR PERFECT GTAO IS JUST A BONUS WE SHOULDNT COMPLAIN FOR THEM NOT INCLUDING THE FEATURE THEY'VE PROMISED FOR OVER AN YEAR MMKAY

 

lol, have fun with your strawmen, I guess. I never said R* was above criticism, in fact, I even went out of my way to state that the game isn't perfect or above criticism. I just don't understand why some people come here day after day simply to complain. I mean once or twice, sure, there ARE things that aren't perfect and should be addressed (I'm looking at you matchmaking). But I've been reading these forums for over a year and when you start to see the same people for months on end just whining about a dang video game it gets old.

 

But, anyway, go ahead and keep swiping at them shadows. Keep complaining about how disappointing a video game is to you. Do it until you get it all out. But, if it's really that hard on ya, I hope you realize that there are other things in life. Nothing's keeping you here. You can stop playing GTAO whenever you want. You can stop caring about updates. You can give yourself a hug and move on with your life. Save up and buy a different video game or take up knitting, adopt a stretch of highway or whatever. It's a big world out there and guess what? They got animals out there and real snow and lots of interiors and countless awesome masks you could wear. The future is yours. Kifflom!

Edited December 3, 2014 by DeadMoonNight

[sesamtamam]

Something big will happen tomorrow, mark my words

[EndISNear]

Something big will happen tomorrow, mark my words

Heist announcement, or if something doesn't happen tomorrow it'll be the 6th or 7th of this month

[ADropInTheOcean]

 

Something big will happen tomorrow, mark my words

Heist announcement, or if something doesn't happen tomorrow it'll be the 6th or 7th of this month

 

lol, sure

[sesamtamam]

lol, sure

 

How much do I get if sh*t hits the newswire tomrrow?

[Grichka Bogdanoff]

Tomorrow they'll just announce the console contest winner and maybe, MAYBE, a new weekend event for this week (this will include double rp and gta $, the 2 shirt, some more discounts on car and apts, livestream event, creator and snapmatic contest etc.).

Edited December 3, 2014 by m3tal z_DKI

[sesamtamam]

Tomorrow they'll just announce the console contest winner and maybe, MAYBE, a new weekend event for this week (this will include double rp and gta $, the 2 shirt, some more discounts on car and apts, livestream event, creator and snapmatic contest etc.).

I can bet my whole account on that something bigger will show up tmrow.

[bwaller25]

 

lol, sure

 

How much do I get if sh*t hits the newswire tomrrow?

 

of course sh*t will hit the newswire

[Crafty-]

As suggested, tomorrow we'll get the winners of the competition and maybe details of the Christmas stuff. I think the clothes will run 18th - 31st Dec and snow for a day or two around the 25th.

 

Heists will be next year.

[sweetbrother]

Posted 2013

 

"Coming in 2014

Expect big things in both Grand Theft Auto Online and Grand Theft Auto V next year including:

GTA Online Heists. We know many of you in the GTA Online community are super excited for the debut of co-operative Heists. Heists are currently in development and we are working very hard to get them as polished and as fun as they can be. Stay tuned for much more detail in the New Year.

GTAV Story Mode Updates. For those ready to jump back into the story of Grand Theft Auto V, we have big plans for substantial additions in 2014 continuing Michael, Franklin and Trevor's action, mayhem and unexpected adventures in Southern San Andreas."

[ADropInTheOcean]

 

 

 

lol, sure

 

How much do I get if sh*t hits the newswire tomrrow?

 

If something "big" hits the newswire, either just an update announcement or the release of the update itself, I'll give you a virtual cheeseburger. Deal? I'm not forgetting it.

[Octavio89]

As suggested, tomorrow we'll get the winners of the competition and maybe details of the Christmas stuff. I think the clothes will run 18th - 31st Dec and snow for a day or two around the 25th.

 

Heists will be next year.

 

 

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

[Crafty-]

Absolutely, there is no reason to release them this year (that is assuming they are finished).

 

We'll get an announcement, lets say 2 weeks before they are released. I'd say late January at the earliest.

[Ninja_Gear]

I wonder when the speculation about the next GTA will start...

[Octavio89]

But they already said heists will be implentened with the first patch SHORTLY AFTER THE RELEASE OF NEXT GENERATION VERSIONS.

 

 

how january is 'shortly' ?

[sesamtamam]

 

 

 

 

lol, sure

How much do I get if sh*t hits the newswire tomrrow? If something "big" hits the newswire, either just an update announcement or the release of the update itself, I'll give you a virtual cheeseburger. Deal? I'm not forgetting it.Deal, but I want Me a sassy,juicy cheeseburger with extra onion. f*ck that made Me hungry now damn!

[Dest45]

NORTH YANKTON ON CHRISTMAS!!!!

[Anachronistic]

R* announced it will be the NEXT dlc. They already have planned Christmas dlc even if they release last years. So heist might be dropped with Christmas but not later. MOST LIKELY.

 

I won't cry if it doesn't.

 

I'm already down playing the significance of heist, since I didn't play GTAIV online CnC sounds like a versus mission and I was on last year at Christmas and outside of the snow it was weak.

 

I could be wrong heist might be a game changer, CnC might be awesome and they might build upon last years Christmas dlc but I'm not betting on it. I'm not betting on anything.

 

Run on sentence bad grammar/punctuation dlc confirmed

Edited December 4, 2014 by Anachronistic

[CrysisAverted]

R* will say The Grinch made off with all the Christmas dlc goodies in a marvelous entry to Heists

 

[bwaller25]

f*ckin' servers are down

[FreshPots]

f*ckin' servers are down

Me too.

 

"Files required to play GTA Online could not be downloaded... etc etc"

[JohnnyCallisto]

 

f*ckin' servers are down

Me too.

 

"Files required to play GTA Online could not be downloaded... etc etc"

 

Every time this happens I'm hoping for H- .....you know what I'm hoping for!

[EndISNear]

It's lizard guys again, not HEISTS

[ugotsmoked]

It's lizard guys again, not HEISTS

Lizard squad is fake.

[CheetahDrew96]

It's lizard guys again, not HEISTS

proof? haven't heard anything

Edited December 4, 2014 by CheetahDrew96

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

It's lizard guys again, not HEISTS

Considering your the same guy that posted that thread looking for women to play gtav with you lmao

 

Sorry for being off topic

On topic: R* give us update now!!!

[bwaller25]

can someone please post that awesome "its happening" meme, thank you in advance....

[FourFingersOfFun]

Except nothing's happening. Either server maintenance or some fa**ot script kiddie group circle jerking over their "elite 1337 [email protected] skillz" who ran a simple DDOS program.

[bojangles4960]

I'm downloading a system update right now, maybe that has something to do with it?

[Nick1020]

Nah, prabobly more bug fixes.