Confess your Sins

[Midnight Vibes]

My sins? General trolling and douchebaggery.

[Black Terminator]

I bought a shark card.

I blew up one of my friends car because he pissed me off.

Took trolling too far in March.

[Judge Judy]

I kill hookers strait when I'm finished with them.

 

And take back my money.

[Gatti Sosa]

Forgive me GTAF for I have sinned.

 

^This

[Eyecandy]

In the game Battlefield:1942 on PC i managed to sink a jeep in a spawn hut and blocked the door with a jeep so they couldn't leave. I did that for about a week.

[TheBaronOfHell]

I popped the landing gear tires on a kids Titan as he was attempting takeoff.

[QuackinAColdOne]

Im guilty of saying a few unpleasurable things while tipsy in a public race lobby.

 

This (10 y/o I think) kid starting bashing me for beating him in a motorcycle race saying I couldnt do it with cars. (Im in a racing crew, BTW) While he was yelling at me, I was drinking Bacardi and calling him a "mad brown kid". I kind of regret it.

[Is this The Guy?]

86% of the time I am playing online I am doing so without any clothes on irl

[elondon]

I bought a $20 and a $50 shark card on separate occasions. One night, I made $10,000,000 hooker glitching. It was the only time I ever glitched, and I've played legit ever since. Ever since I discovered invite-only sessions, I've only played public about 5 times. I never use free-aim. I secretly hope that we will get heists. I rarely get RP or do jobs, all I do is mess around in freeroam. (Often alone, none of my friends play GTA anymore.)

[streetx1xracer]

I popped the landing gear tires on a kids Titan as he was attempting takeoff.

He probably crashed anyway.

 

OT: I touch myself at night.

[Jaggs]

Back when police vehicles could be glitched in, I would use a Police Transporter to grief other players. They couldn't do anything about dying apart from running on foot or just blowing the vehicle up; which would often land them in Bad Sport after them doing it 7 times.

 

Good times.

[Squasher]

my wife grew up Catholic and was taught to never really confess anything too private because priests gossip more than LA trophy wives at brunch.

[Slasher]

I said GTA Chinatown Wars sucked even though I've never played it.

[Agent_Ace]

My confession: would bang Wanes character.

[E•MO•TION]

My confession: would bang Wanes character.

My confession: would join in.

[-GXP-]

 

 

My confession: would bang Wanes character.

 

 

 

 

[SpeederX96]

I haven't played this game for weeks as I have been on PC.

[wanes]

 

My confession: would bang Wanes character.

My confession: would join in.

 

Well it's certainly not a sin.

 

 

XD

 

 

[The Lonesome Drifter]

- I recorded myself having very rough sex with my GF and sent the video to my ex while playing the trololol song.

- I once masturbated in an airplane bathroom.

- I'd take Beyonce over Rihanna (Everyone I know seems to want Rihanna for the sole reason that she is younger).

 

But on a more serious yet stll funny matter:

 

- I once griefed someone because of their name and car ((xXSWAGKINGXx) (Chrentity)).

- I've insulted Rockstar because of in game problems, I lost my fully upgraded Buccaneer due to the insurance glitch and they didn't return it nor give me any in game cash.

- I don't like the Zentorno.

- I've never installed and used a GT wing.

GOD BLESS YOU BIGJOE!!!

[apollon_13]

My Medical and Taxi bills are higher than any bills I've ever gotten in my entire life in any game.

[The Spook]

I very often sit atop buildings and shoot whoever comes too close with sniper rifes. One of my perches is atop Tinsel Towers, where it is possible to hit people driving into the nearby LSC. When someone figures out my position, only after i've sniped them like 9 times in a row I leave the session. With some of the rage mail I get, I know this pisses people off, which is quite funny.

 

BTW: Totally daydreamed of kidnapping Wanes to do naughy things to her. Dunno if this counts as a sin, but yeah...

Edited September 28, 2014 by The Spook

[immature shitposter]

wanes' character is ugly af

Wane's character however...

Edited September 28, 2014 by wtf is a madrazo

[Agent_Ace]

 

 

My confession: would bang Wanes character.

My confession: would join in.

Well it's certainly not a sin.

XD

 

My body is ready.

[_Rei]

Used to give my car out to random low levels.

 

"What? That's not a sin" you might say.

 

Little did they know it was rigged with a remote bomb.

[Headdogg81]

A friend showed me how to glitch into Fort Zancudo tower the other night. Once we were in there we set bounties on each other of 9k and waited with sniper rifle in hand for the bounty hunters. As fun as it was it wasnt really cricket.

[Pedinhuh]

I've spent all the glitched money I had earned, then created another character from scratch and deleted the older one.
So, by all means, I'm a noob again

[Brit0286]

in the race 'chickin drifting' - driving up and down and hand break turning into anyone who is unfortunate to be in the way. I hate that track so try to have as much fun annoying friends and randomers as much as possible :-)

[GR Choke]

wow this threads still going.....

[RQWisenheimer]

If I'm in with noisy/screechy types, I sometimes play Shakespeare monologues down my mic.

[Jizzle2014]

All the bitches love me

All the bitches love me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I had a hundred dicks I'd have all the bitches f*ck me.