Confess your Sins

[HollywoodVice]

I beat up transvestites hanging around crudely named clubs.

 

I sometimes f* with people during missions.

 

I kill people who are trying to make a legit buck selling HPV's.

 

I reverse kill in my Zentorno.

 

I will kill people AFK just to get a couple extra headshots.

 

I like dousing rides in fuel and then lighting them bitches up.

Edited September 17, 2014 by HollywoodVice

[Texas_Tanner]

I have cargobob'd many a car from impound into the sea, and then I head towards MMI and pick them back up and cargobob'd them into the sea again....

And once I race through a car meet being held at the main LSC, raced through on my entity and threw a sticky, and then returned with the rpg to finish it off.

[LordVukodlak]

I plant sticky bombs on Simon's priority vehicles and wait for someone to try and collect it.

Edited September 17, 2014 by LordVukodlak

[Headdogg81]

^ For this reason I keep a close eye on the HPV. If I see someone go near it but not actually pick it up I will go and blow it up myself. More often than not that player has stickied it is waiting for someone unsuspecting to take it.

[Texas_Tanner]

Oh yeah, cargobobing the HPV on top of a building is always fun

[triplem]

* I had a guy going ape sh*t screaming "where the f*ck are you?" while camping out in that glitched area you to by jumping up the garage door in the alley next to the barber shop. I pissed him off at first by ramming his car a few times, then went and hid in there. I must have gotten 20 good head shots before he just quit. He constantly screamed "come out of passive mode you pussy" and "get off the god damn roof asshole"... he had no idea I was right in front of him behind a wall!

 

* Some guy was just casually flying a plane to LSA to land. I sped after him in a car and thought I would suicide crash into him killing us both. To my surprise, he exploded and I survived! Then when he re-spawned I went into passive mode and constantly taunted him. He left to take off again, so I came out of passive and bombed him, then I left. I felt like a prick, but amused at the same time.

 

* I reject everyones friend invites. I work alone, bitch.

 

* I've purposely blown up the car with the documents a few times on RR just to piss others off.

 

* I always blow up peoples personalized vehicles when I see them parked.

 

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[meatrocket8]

The other night I caught a douche who randomly killed me without cause or provoking. I caught up with him at the merryweather helipad just as he was trying to hop on a buzzard there. After he killed me by sticky bombing my PV, the closest vehicle when I spawned was a cement mixer truck. So when I caught up with him at the merry weather helipad, it was the best battering ram ever as it knocked his PV in the ocean, the helicopter also exploded, killing him, and I had hopped out in time but ended up rag doling into the ocean myself. I saw that he had spawned right there at the dock and so I began swimming out to sea diving as much as possible. As bullets sprayed over and around me I knew I wasn't going to survive this so I waited far out there. Next thing I notice this guy is heading toward me fast. He went and got the submarine to come and get me. Here is the sin...

 

I quick joined a job then exited to spawn me else where on the map which was the spawn for rooftop rumble. I wasn't done with this guy so I took a quick trip down the street to the hospital and boom...there was a cargo bob. I flew out to sea and found the guy still playing in his submarine and I tried grappling it but couldnt. I just kept hovering over him. He had the bright idea to exit his sub and climb on top to shoot me. As soon as he exited I was able to hook onto the sub and away I flew with it. With a big sh*t eating grin I flew around in circles with it as he swam back to the merryweather dock and as I know there is only one ladder there I hovered and waited for the epic chance. I can't make this sh*t up folks. I crushed him with his own sub as soon as he made it up the ladder. My most epic GTA moment to date.

 

Cool story bro.

 

No, seriously that is cool!

[MOA WINGS]

I got my friend into a crew who I hate just so I could spawn kill the leader when my friend was in the session, using jets have never been so fun.

[Juicyfer]

I like to dress like an altruist cultist, wear a hockey mask, and act all creepy with the people I'm playing with, I also like to call people's phones and breathe heavily on the mic just to freak them out, then chase them while off the radar and kill them with the knife. Extra points if they're out in the desert or the woods.

[bearer22]

I got my friend into a crew who I hate just so I could spawn kill the leader when my friend was in the session, using jets have never been so fun.

I did something similar, I temporarily joined the crew of a guy that trolled me in a co-op mission, I proceeded to tank grief him, then left the crew.

[InYeezusWeTrust]

I spawn in my garage and look at the tv, I look for the lowest level player and proceed to spawn kill him until they leave. Sometimes i feel sorry because what if its someone who just bought the game and is trying out online for the first time. They encounter this level 240+ player raining down bullets on them and they probably think this is what they have to look forward too. oh well

[_Rei]

I rage at people who use the minigun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol

[Strange Town]

If I'm bored and in an open lobby I steal a Lazer and try to kill someone with it

[SpinningSheep01]

Lol when I had a bulldozer in my garage I would invite noobs and let them stand in the scooper then i would lift it up and leave the garage leaving them stuck.

[Buttrumpeteer]

I buy a sh*t ton of shark cards.

 

I use the cargo bob as a b52

[LordZekrom]

I used my sniper to zoom into a woman's ass and titties.

Edited September 17, 2014 by LordZekrom

[Crates Of Gold]

Sniping from buildings.

[Sir Michael]

I get mad when people kill me. Why? Because I hate losing.

[JoeyDeacan]

I once had sex with my donkey Keith

[TheBITW]

I use Lester's Reveal Players ability way too much in Deathmatches.

[jiggaman1]

 

 

 

Oh father, please, forgive me for I have sinned:

 

-Cargobobing impounded PVs to the top of maze bank tower;.

And then I just "request personal vehicle". Good one.

 

Since when can you just request an impounded PV? Please tell me how..... Good one!

 

I too am guilty of cargobobbing PV's from the impound lot. I will put them on top of the building next to the impound lot though. Not that far to go and the player has no idea his pv has been moved until they come to pick it up. To add insult to injury I have also sniped a few people who have come to collect their cars from the top of the building.

Ah you guys are right. Apologies. I was skim reading and thought of mors mutual. That idea is actually brilliant now that you mention it, why have I not been doing this! Edited September 19, 2014 by jiggaman1

[lilmoonpie]

I once had sex with my donkey Keith

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

[CrysisAverted]

I killed a fat npc and tossed a candy bar on her

[Shaundi.]

One of my sins is fitting a remote bomb to the HPV. So funny hearing people rage, especially if they're low on money.

 

Other is fitting an ignition bomb in one of my PVs, a modded Fusilade currently in purgatory. Outside Eclipse Towers, I put the car outside blocking the garage. Random player gets in, BOOM! Rage soon after

 

I regret nothing

[rovert]

I sell ballers every 48 minutes.

[apollon_13]

I like to dress like an altruist cultist, wear a hockey mask, and act all creepy with the people I'm playing with, I also like to call people's phones and breathe heavily on the mic just to freak them out, then chase them while off the radar and kill them with the knife. Extra points if they're out in the desert or the woods.

That's f*cking awesome.

[SecretDonkey14]

I once had sex with my donkey Keith

Pretty sure I told you last time, my name isn't Keith...

[JoeyDeacan]

 

I once had sex with my donkey Keith

Pretty sure I told you last time, my name isn't Keith...

 

Youll always be Keith to me

[Kelly007456]

loving sticky bombs at the moment....so i've been blowing people and cars up this week

[knightsgarage]

Stay my Zentorno at Simeons garage and laugh, when people explode it when they try to deliver green cars over there.

 

Sometimes wait green cars coming there with my minigun and shoot them.. they rush at the Simeon garage, but my Zentorno blocking the door.

 

If they lucky, they blow up Zentorno, pay my insurance of course about 10.000 and then deliver green car full of bullet holes to Simeon

 

Sometimes stay Zentorno at the door and go chase green car with spawn buzzard, but use only machine gun to make holes to that green car.