Confess your Sins

[jiggaman1]

Not a sin but I pretend to be afk in the hope some poor soul (usually a low level) will think he can take advantage of the situation. I then kill them as they approach and keep killing them until they leave.

I like to do this. I put a sticky at my feet and wait for them to try and run me over. Of course it leads to a suicide on my part but I get credited with the kill on them, but they don't on me, so all good.

 

That technique also works great if someone's repeatedly running you over.

[E•MO•TION]

Forgive me GTAF for I have sinned.

 

[jiggaman1]

Oh father, please, forgive me for I have sinned:

 

-Cargobobing impounded PVs to the top of maze bank tower;.

And then I just "request personal vehicle". Good one.

[meatrocket8]

I do a lot of rooftop sniping. But unlike other snipers, I have a code: I only shoot at red dots.

 

I figure that red dots got that way from griefing or just generally being douchebags, so they have it coming. There's nothing I enjoy more than killing a red dot with one shot as he's speeding along in his lime green turdmobile, oblivious.

 

Not disagreeing with you, but I would like to point out that killing cops & NPCs can make someone a red dot also.

[AceThaCreator]

-Going up to alot of low rankers offering them a fully maxed out tailgater rigged with a bomb when i was going for the vehicle bomber award(yea i know its pretty f*cked up but it is GTA after all).

 

-Tank griefing(in the past)and if you said that you never did this atleast once then you are LYING.

 

-Mission text trolling(not to be confused with purposely failing mission) but just sending random ass messages just to screw with people's heads.

 

-Accepting hacked money(we ALL did this back in december)

 

-Doing the first duplicate car glitch with the truck(forget the name) a few times months back but felt guilty and haven't glitched since.

[triplem]

I'm about 145 wins and 31 loses in racing. Most of the loses haven't been from car racing. Maybe 10 losses? Because I found a created content track that only few of us know how to finish!

 

Without knowing the secret of how to finish it... well.... I sit their laughing while spectating after winning the race and watch the other players crash and burn constantly trying to figure out how to do something, which they are totally doing wrong!! It's an illusion!!!

 

I finish this particular race on average about 4:15 to 4:30, earn around $10,000 or just under, depending on how many people are racing, and earn anywhere between 3000 to 4000 RP... while the other players can't work out the secret and have amused me for over half an hour on several occasions trying to figure it out before they just give up and exit the race!

 

I'm at level 133 at the moment, and still dominate guys over 300 in this race. I spam the sh*t out of that race, so if you ever see a race invite pop up that says "No Translation" I don't recommend you race me as I am trolling you for wins, money and most of all, self amusement!

 

However I have had my ass kicked on that track by one person who knew it better than i did.... whoever that was, I will get my revenge!

Edited September 16, 2014 by triplem

[Forager]

I've killed dozens of hookers.

 

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Father forgive us, for what we must do.

You forgive us, and we'll forgive you.

We'll forgive each other 'til we both turn blue,

Then we'll whistle and go fishin' in heaven.

 

Fish and whistle, whistle and fish

Eat everything that they put on your dish
And when we get through we'll make a big wish

That we never have to do this again... again... again..

 

 

Edited September 16, 2014 by Forager

[triplem]

I've killed dozens of hookers.

 

Yeah, but this a GTA:O discussion!

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

i bought a one mil sharkcard and a 100 000 shark card when i first had the game

but i did that because i still had some leftovers from a 50 euro psn card and honestly, karma kinda happened on that one

though i was able to buy and make in fact much use of a 10 car garage the adder a bought and modded and repainted several times was lost due to the Insurance glitch

now these days, i realy do not even get why people woud buy such a card if they can spend like 1 hour a day to this game and know were the money lays....unless youre like level 20....and leveling up might be the hardest thing then, but its still far from being imposible to be rank 20 in a week playtime

[luisniko]

Today I joined Titan of a Job with 3 others. We did it fast and I flew the plane. In the middle of flying through LS, something came up and I had to leave. So I hit PS button and quitted game.

 

Pretty sure the plane must fall and grilled every passengers inside. If you three are here, I apologize for leaving the mission half way. No troll intended.

[Party-Lika-Rockstar*]

ever since i learned how to pilot the jet i have been griefing players non stop, i shriek with laughter over the mic and they send so many messages of anger and butthurt

[Strikeslip]

When I go for a pee, I sometimes hold my mic near the toilet so everyone can hear.

 

:-(

[Sir Michael]

Forgive me GTAF for I have sinned.

 

I never understood dollar rims for Adder bonds.. Don't the last super rims make the car more worth it?

 

OT: I glitched 7 million during the solo racing SP-MP days. (;

Edited September 16, 2014 by SirMichaelRocks23

[jiggaman1]

I use techniques which I see slated on here. I don't see them as sins but you guys might, and I don't have any remorse.

 

I don't play to be the best, or even try to be. There are lots of far superior players to me. That is why I fight dirty. Very dirty. I use all the tools the game has given me to my advantage. I must caveat this by saying I never shoot first- which in my mind justifies my actions. I will:

 

-Reverse shoot you from a zentorno (after checking your rating to make sure you don't own a rocket launcher)

 

-Go into passive mode after you kill me, and then find a spot to sniper you from, or call for my zentorno. Or exit passive and shoot you when you're not expecting it... Followed by going into passive again.

 

-Go off radar run you over as many times as possible until I am visible again, after which I run off.

 

-Use stickies, rocket launchers and my trusted minigun no matter what level you are.

 

-And finally I'll quickly exit the session once I have bested you so that you don't get a chance for revenge.

 

Yes, I am a weasel.

Edited September 16, 2014 by jiggaman1

[apollon_13]

Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.

[AceThaCreator]

Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.

[giraffeboy]

I'm a complete hypocrite. I used to be totally anti-glitching, then saw the hooker glitch. Tried it once, then didn't stop till I had over $25m on both characters, still got a garage full of now-unsellable Adders on one of them. Tbh that was a fun time, Always a chuckle when at night I'd see a fellow Adder cruising Vinewood Blvd, we'd toot our horns in mutual acknowledgement.

 

Also, playing as my girl character, I lead a young, dumb and full of cum guy on for an hour. He messaged me, and I just decided to play along with him. Got changed into a bikini, went to the strip club, cruised in his car, all while he was chatting me up via msg. Eventually I just said "btw you do know I'm a guy don't you, thought the name gave it away". He instantly left.

[RamiTR]

Sometimes, I join a mission without the intention of playing it. I usually go make myself a sandwich. I get paid as if I did something to help.

[Guest Billy Russo]

I once had a Garage full of Chrome Cars and thought that was cool until I joined the forum, lol.

[BigJoe_1]

- I recorded myself having very rough sex with my GF and sent the video to my ex while playing the trololol song.

- I once masturbated in an airplane bathroom.

- I'd take Beyonce over Rihanna (Everyone I know seems to want Rihanna for the sole reason that she is younger).

 

But on a more serious yet stll funny matter:

 

- I once griefed someone because of their name and car ((xXSWAGKINGXx) (Chrentity)).

- I've insulted Rockstar because of in game problems, I lost my fully upgraded Buccaneer due to the insurance glitch and they didn't return it nor give me any in game cash.

- I don't like the Zentorno.

- I've never installed and used a GT wing.

[bearer22]

I used to beat the sh#t out of my mechanic when he would deliver my car and scratch it, and lie and say it was already there. Now he doesn't deliver it directly to me

I like to get a bounty on purpose by stealing NPC cars, then set sticky bomb traps for the would be pursuers.

I go off radar and drive to the HPV, I drive by throwing a sticky on the passenger door or the vehicles rear, then I drive away and wait....

[Darth_Rob]

 

Oh father, please, forgive me for I have sinned:

 

-Cargobobing impounded PVs to the top of maze bank tower;.

And then I just "request personal vehicle". Good one.

 

 

 

Ahh, but you can't request personal vehicles that have been impounded. You have to personally retrieve them - otherwise you could just request them out of the impound!

[oidgod]

Confess something you've done, or engage regularly, maybe even secretly that would very likely enrage a few forumers on here.

 

Bought a shark cards? Spawn killed? Mission greifed? Shop killer?

 

Confess your sins!

 

A few of mine.

 

-I regularly use Auto Aim.

 

-I sometimes solo Rambo style and run into enemies head-on in missions, with no intention of winning because it's fun.

Not a sin, but I've shamelessly bought quite a bit of Shark Cards. Call me Rockstars sex slave all you want, I think I can spend my money how I want.

Now, for some serious faults? All right.

 

My Roommate whom I share my account (GTAF AND GTA:O) gets pretty butthurt whenever he gets killed, and that normally results in a tank/jet coming out.

I enjoy chrome as a secondary. I love the look of it.

I will shamelessly kill a very low level if he/she tries to kill me at all.

Im one of those assholes who pulls out a high level weapon to get an advantage against lower levels.

I like super cars.

[Izzy Glitch]

I have a second character that is in the crew I hate. I have 2 ps3s. so I rank up and increase my stats by killing and making the other character I have lose in hopes that it will affect the stats of the crew I hate. idk if it works but I love using the character for testing out my jobs and ranking up. I also have 3 other accounts with 2 characters each..i know im tired of playing the intros to sp and online!!! I also have bought a shark card for the purpose of getting enough money to supe up cars to do the car duplication for more gta $$$!

[Cutty Christmas]

If someone gets to an objective before me, i hit them with my car when i get there if they're on foot. I always slow down first, so i don't kill them & make it look like an accident.

 

 

 

Tragic.. i know

 

so your the one...

[LA_Takers]

I crouch with my female character while she's wearing a skirt to see her panties.

[Le Sage]

I've done pretty much every glitch this game has had to offer at one stage or another.

 

Last month I got my ps3 jailbroken, since then all hell broke loose.

 

I aid the low level players and the friendly ones but I literally rape the griefers in every way imaginable.

 

If it were possible to derank or wipe bank accounts I would've done it too at one stage.

 

Edit: oh yes and I made a kid cry once by removing all his weapons...

He sniped 4 players while we were chilling at Trevor's airfield having a car meet.

So he had it coming.

Edited September 17, 2014 by Le Sage

[Mr Walker]

Sometimes, I join a mission without the intention of playing it. I usually go make myself a sandwich. I get paid as if I did something to help.

 

Sometimes I run people like you over and then get the lobby to kick you.

[Headdogg81]

 

Oh father, please, forgive me for I have sinned:

 

-Cargobobing impounded PVs to the top of maze bank tower;.

And then I just "request personal vehicle". Good one.

 

 

Since when can you just request an impounded PV? Please tell me how..... Good one!

 

I too am guilty of cargobobbing PV's from the impound lot. I will put them on top of the building next to the impound lot though. Not that far to go and the player has no idea his pv has been moved until they come to pick it up. To add insult to injury I have also sniped a few people who have come to collect their cars from the top of the building.

[RajunKjun]

The other night I caught a douche who randomly killed me without cause or provoking. I caught up with him at the merryweather helipad just as he was trying to hop on a buzzard there. After he killed me by sticky bombing my PV, the closest vehicle when I spawned was a cement mixer truck. So when I caught up with him at the merry weather helipad, it was the best battering ram ever as it knocked his PV in the ocean, the helicopter also exploded, killing him, and I had hopped out in time but ended up rag doling into the ocean myself. I saw that he had spawned right there at the dock and so I began swimming out to sea diving as much as possible. As bullets sprayed over and around me I knew I wasn't going to survive this so I waited far out there. Next thing I notice this guy is heading toward me fast. He went and got the submarine to come and get me. Here is the sin...

 

I quick joined a job then exited to spawn me else where on the map which was the spawn for rooftop rumble. I wasn't done with this guy so I took a quick trip down the street to the hospital and boom...there was a cargo bob. I flew out to sea and found the guy still playing in his submarine and I tried grappling it but couldnt. I just kept hovering over him. He had the bright idea to exit his sub and climb on top to shoot me. As soon as he exited I was able to hook onto the sub and away I flew with it. With a big sh*t eating grin I flew around in circles with it as he swam back to the merryweather dock and as I know there is only one ladder there I hovered and waited for the epic chance. I can't make this sh*t up folks. I crushed him with his own sub as soon as he made it up the ladder. My most epic GTA moment to date.

Edited September 17, 2014 by RajunKjun