Confess your Sins

[MantisFang]

I was nice to some random user.

 

it must be a sin because i was immediately shot in the face.

[GTAMYBABIES]

said every ahole ever. i know as i am one in the game

today a guy shot me off my bike. I didn't see it coming...

by the time he left the score was 11-2.

--

I don't normally spawn kill, but I was in a mood...
my sin is posting about it.

ALSO

I sit down when I pee.

[Bongsquirrel]

When im pissed and bored I go around changing sessions and going of radar surprising players.

[Giantsgiants]

I gave my cars color combinations most people would say look ugly.

[Smesi]

Once had a Mental State Level above 2.

 

Other than that i´m clean as hell.

Edited September 16, 2014 by Smesi.

[Affalterbach]

I gave my cars color combinations most people would say look ugly.

True that.

[don ovdi' island]

 

If someone gets to an objective before me, i hit them with my car when i get there if they're on foot. I always slow down first, so i don't kill them & make it look like an accident.

 

 

 

Tragic.. i know

 

I haaaate people like you when I'm playing! It's like dude we're on the same team and now I just lost all of my armor that would have helped us during the mission. The logic eludes me

 

This is GTA. There is no such thing as being on the same team. The same person you do 10 missions in a row with will be the same person to shoot you on the back when you go to free roam.

[Testarossa]

I had sex with two hookers in one night.

 

I also dislike the Zentorno.

[TurboLag23]

 

 

I masturbated to pornographic material 167 times.

167

amateur.

 

 

Couple weeks ago I got frisky with my girlfriend and I proceeded to make her squirt four times over. It got all over the floor, all over her, all over my hands, and a little on both of our faces...

 

Then we had rough sex for a while.(an hour+?)

 

Still wondering if I have feelings for her or not.

 

Of all the things on this forum that didn't happen, this didn't happen the hardest.

[Red Lynx 23]

I once shot a female character who was beeping at me and wanted me to ride shotgun. This was because she had chola eyebrows.

[GrandTheftRobbo]

I shot the clerk at an undisclosed 24/7 convenient store, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR, but he deserved it... lol

[Aether]

"Confess something you've done, or engage regularly, maybe even secretly that would very likely enrage a few forumers on here."

 

A bunch of stupid crap below:

 

 

Couple weeks ago I got frisky with my girlfriend and I proceeded to make her squirt four times over. It got all over the floor, all over her, all over my hands, and a little on both of our faces...

Then we had rough sex for a while.(an hour+?)

Still wondering if I have feelings for her or not.

Two-fingered my bitch gf like a virgin
Two finger split had her swerving
Like me in the Rolls Royce, lick it up behind curtains
I keep bitches screaming and squirting
Never heard em but the pussy get murdered
Feel like they been bit by a serpent
I never f*cked a bitch that would turn me down
Just like never f*cked a bitch that would burn me, wow
I used to f*ck nasty bitches
Now I f*ck classy bitches
Peep how I went from rags to riches

 

 

Could you two stay on topic?

*edit*
Those are apparently facts. Right, and I'm a f*cking Panda.

 

*Looks at original post*

 

I totally stayed on topic???

 

 

It's not even that hard?? Doesn't anyone know the bowling ball hand maneuver? I'm sure you all are capable of it.

 

I'm going to stop though, I sense that I probably took the meaning of this topic too far.

 

My apologies everyone.

[GR Choke]

^ i think hes jealous of you

[Aether]

^ i think hes jealous of you

 

What sucks is that on the internet you can tell what someone is saying, just not how it is mean't to be read.

 

I just saw the name of the topic and decided to go balls out(literally). My bad though guys/girls, thought it would get an funny reception.

 

 

What I posted is true though.

Edited September 16, 2014 by zVI Jackal IVz

[GR Choke]

i thought it was funny!

 

really though all over your faces??

Edited September 16, 2014 by GR Choke

[gizmonomono]

i had sex with my gf in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

You sick bastard!

[Aether]

i thought it was funny!

 

really though all over your faces??

 

 

Not a lot on her, like a drop or two. I think some of it ricocheted off my palm.

 

I have no clue how the hell it traveled so damn far. You should try it though, it's pretty nuts.

Edited September 16, 2014 by zVI Jackal IVz

[GR Choke]

I guess hes just a sick sick bastard

Who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket

One Excedrin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet

I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage

[phattoni]

If you kill me i will not stop pursuing you until I kill you at least once. When I finally blow you up or shoot some lead into you. I will repeatly shoot your body on the ground several time's as my trademark. Basically telling you I won't tolerate being f*cked with. Especially for no reason. Also I never hide with a bounty on my head that sh*ts fun. xD

[YoungMivy]

Father please forgive these sinners in the GTAO forums.

[G's Ah's]

I've always used auto aim. f*ck using manual aim, I haven't got time for f*cking around. I've also trolled people in a tank. But to be fair, it was parked out the front of the apartment and left unlocked so it's fair game.

[livejoker]

"Confess something you've done, or engage regularly, maybe even secretly that would very likely enrage a few forumers on here."

 

A bunch of stupid crap below:

 

 

 

Couple weeks ago I got frisky with my girlfriend and I proceeded to make her squirt four times over. It got all over the floor, all over her, all over my hands, and a little on both of our faces...

 

Then we had rough sex for a while.(an hour+?)

 

Still wondering if I have feelings for her or not.

Two-fingered my bitch gf like a virgin

Two finger split had her swerving

Like me in the Rolls Royce, lick it up behind curtains

I keep bitches screaming and squirting

Never heard em but the pussy get murdered

Feel like they been bit by a serpent

I never f*cked a bitch that would turn me down

Just like never f*cked a bitch that would burn me, wow

I used to f*ck nasty bitches

Now I f*ck classy bitches

Peep how I went from rags to riches

 

 

 

 

Could you two stay on topic?

 

*edit*

Those are apparently facts. Right, and I'm a f*cking Panda.

 

*Looks at original post*

 

I totally stayed on topic???

 

 

It's not even that hard?? Doesn't anyone know the bowling ball hand maneuver? I'm sure you all are capable of it.

 

I'm going to stop though, I sense that I probably took the meaning of this topic too far.

 

My apologies everyone.

I'll admit, I laughed when I realized what you've done.

I can be a bit dense when I don't sleep for a night.

 

[Imhotep1337]

I go on passive mode when I killed a bounty for the sole purpose of storing the cash before getting killed myself.

[minionsoldier]

Motorcycle c4 drive bys

[Nacho Z]

I once tried to hood slide over a friends car but instead I jumped up onto the hood. I got down right away but the damage was done, I had dented the bodywork.

 

I still wake up in a cold sweat having nightmares about it. Sometimes I wake up and I'm sleep whipping myself, also in a cold sweat.

[apollon_13]

I made my hacker friend give me 2 billion :c

 

(And of course I reported it to R* but didn't mention my friend.. just a "random" guy, you think I would risk a ban?)

Edited September 16, 2014 by apollon_13

[Gruesomehouston]

A guy was soulfully bellowing drake raps down the microphone and annoying the whole lobby, being halfway across the map and unable to attack him I proceeded to wait for a break in the song before mentally destroying him. I merely educated this fella into realisation that the song was already sh*t enough without his poor attempt of telling everybody he was "about it e'ryday, e'ryday".

 

My sin was knowing when the break in the song would happen.

[Headdogg81]

Oh that reminds me.

 

Adder bonds.....

[ten-a-penny]

-I regularly use Auto Aim.

.

How is that even a sin? AA in FA, sure yes, its a glitch. But using Auto Aim in an Auto Aim lobby when the game was actually based on Traditional GTA isn't a sin AT ALL.

[apollon_13]

I had a tank rampage on Online for a whole hour...