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Confess your Sins

Gay Tony

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Gay Tony

Gay Tony

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Confess something you've done, or engage regularly, maybe even secretly that would very likely enrage a few forumers on here.

 

Bought a shark cards? Spawn killed? Mission greifed? Shop killer?

 

Confess your sins!

 

A few of mine.

 

-I regularly use Auto Aim.

 

-I sometimes solo Rambo style.

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don ovdi' island

don ovdi' island

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If someone gets to an objective before me, i hit them with my car when i get there if they're on foot. I always slow down first, so i don't kill them & make it look like an accident.

 

 

 

Tragic.. i know

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TurboLag23

TurboLag23

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I stole a Laser and jet-griefed for 35 minutes.

I blew up some hacker's chrome Adder with dollar sign wheels.

I dislike two-tone Sultan RS's.

I had sexual intercourse twice.

I masturbated to pornographic material 167 times.

don-jon-movie-trailer-screenshot-confess

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GR Choke

GR Choke

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i had sex with my gf in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

im missionary with my money

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NikkoCharger

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I think it's fun to kill low levels and shoot out their tires repeatedly.

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FreshPots

FreshPots

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If someone gets to an objective before me, i hit them with my car when i get there if they're on foot. I always slow down first, so i don't kill them & make it look like an accident.

 

 

 

Tragic.. i know

 

I haaaate people like you when I'm playing! It's like dude we're on the same team and now I just lost all of my armor that would have helped us during the mission. The logic eludes me

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VintageViro

VintageViro

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Yesterday, because of the amount of people in the lobby running around griefing me and the new friends I made, I went God mode for the first and only time to teach the griefers a lesson.

 

Also I've bought Shark Cards.

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Headdogg81

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i had sex with my gf in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

 

Enrage not arouse. FWIW I thought it was a good show though... Whens the DVD coming out? :pp

 

Anyway back on topic. I have an Adder and I like it a lot. I also like to snipe from the top of buildings. You will live.

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Fonshway

Fonshway

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If someone in RR gets the documents and uses a motorcycle, I would use my supercar to knock them off their bike, then run them over until they die and drop the documents.

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luisniko

luisniko

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How come an Auto Aim is a sin???

 

If the game doesn't have Auto Aim in the first place and then you modded it to have one, then it'd be a sin.

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Lay

Lay

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Not a sin but I pretend to be afk in the hope some poor soul (usually a low level) will think he can take advantage of the situation. I then kill them as they approach and keep killing them until they leave.

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Aether

Aether

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I masturbated to pornographic material 167 times.

167

amateur.

 

 

Couple weeks ago I got frisky with my girlfriend and I proceeded to make her squirt four times over. It got all over the floor, all over her, all over my hands, and a little on both of our faces...

 

Then we had rough sex for a while.(an hour+?)

 

Still wondering if I have feelings for her or not.

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WhosYu

WhosYu

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Destroy everyones cars than kill them after in mission and if there is another objective I just run over to it instead of driving making the mission go longer than usual.

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livejoker

livejoker

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Couple weeks ago I got frisky with my girlfriend and I proceeded to make her squirt four times over. It got all over the floor, all over her, all over my hands, and a little on both of our faces...

 

Then we had rough sex for a while.(an hour+?)

 

Still wondering if I have feelings for her or not.

 

This is the internet - we're all assuming that girl you made squirt four times is an inflatable doll that you filled with water and made a small hole so it can propel water out of all the while you're dressed in a full latex suit wearing a cowboy hat.

 

OT: Something I do that would make anyone else rage? I don't pay the taxi fair when I use the cab to get from the city to Paleto Bay. That's apparently an offense. I will also get a jet to kill anyone that kills me repeatedly if they're in a car that has back-window armor or a tank (but that can be justified rooting for me). I also sit in my garage when bored and send muggers after people who leave their mic on and keep coughing. Turn it off! I shouldn't have to mute you when you ain't using the damn thing for what it was meant to be used for.

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Two gun

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Not a sin but I pretend to be afk in the hope some poor soul (usually a low level) will think he can take advantage of the situation. I then kill them as they approach and keep killing them until they leave.

what does afk mean ?
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Not a sin but I pretend to be afk in the hope some poor soul (usually a low level) will think he can take advantage of the situation. I then kill them as they approach and keep killing them until they leave.

what does afk mean ?

 

Away From Keyboard - gaming term meaning you're not sitting on your chair in front of the computer. You can also say AFC (Away From Controller). Basically, Lay is pretending that he's away from his console and when someone investigates like a hungry squirrel, Lay lay's down the smack-a-down with no delay. A lot of lay's.

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GR Choke

GR Choke

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I masturbated to pornographic material 167 times.

167

amateur.

 

Couple weeks ago I got frisky with my girlfriend and I proceeded to make her squirt four times over. It got all over the floor, all over her, all over my hands, and a little on both of our faces...

 

Then we had rough sex for a while.(an hour+?)

 

Still wondering if I have feelings for her or not.

Two-fingered my bitch gf like a virgin

Two finger split had her swerving

Like me in the Rolls Royce, lick it up behind curtains

I keep bitches screaming and squirting

Never heard em but the pussy get murdered

Feel like they been bit by a serpent

I never f*cked a bitch that would turn me down

Just like never f*cked a bitch that would burn me, wow

I used to f*ck nasty bitches

Now I f*ck classy bitches

Peep how I went from rags to riches

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prestonchan

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1. I blow up whatever colored Adder for no reason, even the owner is not around

2. I kill for no reason, and if I am losing, I walk away like a bitch

3. I hide when I have a bounty on me

4. I camp at the roof of that RR garage and snipe people come out from LSC (which they think that is safer)

5. I shot with my heavy sniper, when you try hard enought to get in the car, get your engine started and try to run away

5a. I shot your tires before you come back

5b. I might even blow it up

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livejoker

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A bunch of stupid crap below:

 

 

Couple weeks ago I got frisky with my girlfriend and I proceeded to make her squirt four times over. It got all over the floor, all over her, all over my hands, and a little on both of our faces...

Then we had rough sex for a while.(an hour+?)

Still wondering if I have feelings for her or not.

Two-fingered my bitch gf like a virgin
Two finger split had her swerving
Like me in the Rolls Royce, lick it up behind curtains
I keep bitches screaming and squirting
Never heard em but the pussy get murdered
Feel like they been bit by a serpent
I never f*cked a bitch that would turn me down
Just like never f*cked a bitch that would burn me, wow
I used to f*ck nasty bitches
Now I f*ck classy bitches
Peep how I went from rags to riches

 

 



Could you two stay on topic? :/

*edit*
Those are apparently facts. Right, and I'm a f*cking Panda.

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brose_sfr

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today a guy shot me off my bike. I didn't see it coming...

 

by the time he left the score was 11-2.

 

--

 

I don't normally spawn kill, but I was in a mood...

my sin is posting about it.

 

ALSO

 

I sit down when I pee.

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