How Be A Ass When Hosting A Mission!

[Man-Django]

Kick everyone who doesn't have a noisey mic and commend people who are blaring Lil Wayne down the mic.

[rtv190]

 

 

4.When playing a Deathmatch, Kick players higher then rank 65 so you can kill everyone as you have better guns.

 

that actually sounds like a good idea

 

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

7.When hosting Criminal Records, when you get a full loby, switch it to 99 laps then hit start.

gonna race till the fаggy host leaves, because fuсk him.

[NikkoCharger]

 

 

4.When playing a Deathmatch, Kick players higher then rank 65 so you can kill everyone as you have better guns.

 

that actually sounds like a good idea

 

Until you realize they have dlc weapons....

[Soran Is On]

I don't think this list is so much of what he does but a list of what he has seen happening or has happened to him.

 

You people are so sensitive.

[Giantsgiants]

Buy a Sadler and fully upgrade it. Host a race and switch the class to utility at the last second.

[PoisoNinja140_48]

This is beyond pathetic....

 

 

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for f*ckjng around and trolling occasionally, but this...... this is something else...

 

 

 

Wait for a full lobby and then kick everyone from it?!?!

 

What kind of person actually sits around and does this.. You're only wasting your own time lmao

[Gruesomehouston]

It's amazing how literal people take sarcasm.

 

Here's another fun one, rinse rooftop rumble within two minutes using a rocket launcher to get a $10,000 payout instead of letting the documents reach their destination and get double/the full wage for job.

[Sangers]

2.Make a mission where you fist fight but hide heavy vehicles in the map like tanks so only you knows where its at.

 

How do you make a mission?

 

10.Use the blade of a helicopter to kill people in a Deathmatch.

 

 

Must be a user created DM cause I don't know any Rockstar or verified Deathmatches with helicopters. And even then, they just respawn, so whooop-di-wooo

Edited September 16, 2014 by Sangers

[Nomad0202]

"Kick everyone"," kill everyone", "run over all the players". OP needs some friends.

[VMB-TAN]

#7 sounds more like heaven than hell

[livejoker]

 

 

 

 

 

I have a special folder with these pictures, and you made me take them out OP.

You really have no clue, do you?

 

OT: I'll bite. I don't do these but I've thought about doing these quite a lot of times.

 

1 - Make sure you're the first to grab the documents. Once you have them, drive around the map. People will either leave and you can turn in the documents for money or they'll kick you. That 2nd option is really popular.

 

2 - Let someone drive a trailer that needs to be taken halfway across the map. Put a sticky on it (points if they don't notice you putting it on or hear it beeping). When they're inches away from the destination, blow it up.

 

3 - Blow up every car at the start and then drive away on your pink faggio while playing the Cucaracha horn.

 

4 - Instead of blaring sh*tty hip hop music, just turn your mic on, get yourself some chips/crisps and start going at it. Eat them as noisily as you can with the mic on so they can be jealous of how you got chips and they don't.

 

5 - With missions giving a higher pay when taking your time, a lot of players will go to the ammu-nation during the mission (specifically before heading out to do the mission). Make sure you arrive first and shoot at the guy inside so the store is closed. When everyone goes to enter, put a bunch of stickies around and blow them up. Congrats, you're now the biggest asshole ever!

 

Also, this thread is pretty much like this one:

http://gtaforums.com/topic/651597-how-to-win-at-gta-online-jolly-swagmans-guide/

 

Except, you know, the posts have actual sarcasm and everyone knows the OP is making a joke. With this one here, I'm not sure if OP is using sarcasm or is genuinely an asshole that he wears toilet paper daily.

Edited September 16, 2014 by livejoker

[CrysisAverted]

1. Start mission, while players r busy, drop their cars in the ocean with a cargobob, not as effective since the patch

2. Become a 1337 h4x0r and rape everyone in ur lobby while stealing their nudes and leaking them online

3. Sabotage mission right before you finish it

4. Work at R*, ban them

5. Shoot out the tires of any and all cars your teammates try and access

[GTAMASTERCMS]

 

4.When playing a Deathmatch, Kick players higher then rank 65 so you can kill everyone as you have better guns.

 

Seems kinda hard to do since noobs have access to the special carbine and bullpup riffle...

 

This guns ain't even that good. Most starters use pullpuprifle but in dms and LTS it sux the hell xD

[livejoker]

 

 

4.When playing a Deathmatch, Kick players higher then rank 65 so you can kill everyone as you have better guns.

 

Seems kinda hard to do since noobs have access to the special carbine and bullpup riffle...

 

This guns ain't even that good. Most starters use pullpuprifle but in dms and LTS it sux the hell xD

 

Level 233 here - Special Carbine is my weapon of choice. Really good accuracy and distance (shoots enemies that are out of range for lock-on) and has a few attachments to it. If I was to start a new character, I would invest all my money on getting a Special Carbine as it would make my life in GTA:O 110% much easier than any other weapon that I could unlock over time.

[Blankerz]

 

4.When playing a Deathmatch, Kick players higher then rank 65 so you can kill everyone as you have better guns.

 

 

Seems kinda hard to do since noobs have access to the special carbine and bullpup riffle...

 

 

Indeed! Praise Jesus for the special/bullpup rifles.

 

[apollon_13]

Well, my reply got deleted for some reason, GG OP, GG.

[Milesinho]

You don't have to be a host for this, but in any pre-race/deathmatch lobby, make sure you keep just keep doing your gesture over and over (preferably the jerk off) without pressing Ready To Start. People who do that are sooooooooooooooo cool and everyone will think you rock!

[Raavi]

I'm glad you appreciate the image in the mirror of your GTAO appartment. Don't need a thread to shout it from the rooftops though.