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How Be A Ass When Hosting A Mission!

GTA51999

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GTA51999

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1.Tell a noob about a mission that gives you a million dollars and then host one of the missions that has that as the name.

 

2.Make a mission where you fist fight but hide heavy vehicles in the map like tanks so only you knows where its at.

 

3.Host a mission and when you get a full game, kick everyone from it.

 

4.When playing a Deathmatch, Kick players higher then rank 65 so you can kill everyone as you have better guns.

 

5.In a Deathmatch with 2 people, not a 1 on 1 Vs, leave the lobby if you are losing and the time says 5 seconds.

 

6.When invited to Rooftop Rumble, run over all the players in the start of the mission.

 

7.When hosting Criminal Records, when you get a full loby, switch it to 99 laps then hit start.

 

8.Set a mission to easy where you get the least amount of RP and Cash.

 

9.When starting a mission, and when you spawn you are on the other side of the map, call a buzzard. When you arrive and all the other players are getting ready to get in....... take off so they can't.

 

10.Use the blade of a helicopter to kill people in a Deathmatch.

 

If you got a funny one post it below.

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MuhNamesTyler

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These aren't even funny

 

 

"3.Host a mission and when you get a full game, kick everyone from it."

 

 

sounds like a huge waste of time for you

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xInfamousRYANx

xInfamousRYANx

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Own a sadler host a race and change to utility

 

 

Host a race with contact slipstream and catch up on

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GTA-Freak-Vi, on 15 Sept 2014 - 6:56 PM, said:

"How Be Ass When On GTA Forums!"

 

Durtywhyteboi88, on 15 Sept 2014 - 6:49 PM, said:

OP is a fa**ot

 

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1.Tell a noob about a mission that gives you a million dollars and then host one of the missions that has that as the name.

 

2.Make a mission where you fist fight but hide heavy vehicles in the map like tanks so only you knows where its at.

 

3.Host a mission and when you get a full game, kick everyone from it.

 

4.When playing a Deathmatch, Kick players higher then rank 65 so you can kill everyone as you have better guns.

 

5.In a Deathmatch with 2 people, not a 1 on 1 Vs, leave the lobby if you are losing and the time says 5 seconds.

 

6.When invited to Rooftop Rumble, run over all the players in the start of the mission.

 

7.When hosting Criminal Records, when you get a full loby, switch it to 99 laps then hit start.

 

8.Set a mission to easy where you get the least amount of RP and Cash.

 

9.When starting a mission, and when you spawn you are on the other side of the map, call a buzzard. When you arrive and all the other players are getting ready to get in....... take off so they can't.

 

10.Use the blade of a helicopter to kill people in a Deathmatch.

 

If you got a funny one post it below.

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Nick1020

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12. During a race, ram other players off the road.

 

/geniuscomedian

13. OP is a squeaker

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MagicNarcosis

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Yeah

get a full room and stuff

then tell everybody nicely that they can't play with you.

 

Then leave because they won't listen.

 

????

Profit

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NikkoCharger

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4.When playing a Deathmatch, Kick players higher then rank 65 so you can kill everyone as you have better guns.

 

Seems kinda hard to do since noobs have access to the special carbine and bullpup riffle...

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HollywoodVice

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Sounds like you're rather bored with your life OP.

 

Don't drag others down with your sad behavior.

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GR Choke

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Original poster is a straight fa**ot lol

dont use the F word round here certain people get upset and cry to the mods

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Sp3cial_H3rbs

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Original poster is a straight fa**ot lol

dont use the F word round here certain people get upset and cry to the mods

 

people cry about all kinds of sh*t here, sometimes feel like im in tumblr instead of a forum for GTA.

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Spaceman Spiff

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Get a full lobby of players to join the job you're hosting and then....DO NOTHING.

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AceThaCreator

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If they have mics, ask them if they like soccer, then kick them.

Then they will get upset screaming to you "ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER YOU STUPID AMERICAN".
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