What's your favourite hate-mail you ever got?

[gravis]

Title says it all, what is your favourite, most ridiculous, funniest etc..

 

I just generally got random f*ck yous or the equivalent of this in some other language.

[Luuk']

I did A Titan of a Job with a random. He sucked and died immediately, so it was down to me to finish the mission. But then he left the mission and made me lose connection to the mission. I asked him why he did that, because he wouldn't get paid and I was owning Merryweather and only had to fly the Titan. Then he started scolding me. What a f*cking idiot.

Edited August 31, 2014 by DutchGangsta

[Black Terminator]

I got a f*ck off 4x by the same player while we were having a death match after I won.

[ZeroSafe]

I sniped some Mafia RPer from atop the crane by Alta St. and got a message saying "hackers are frowned upon by the Linguine Mafia and you are now a target for Don Calzone , watch your back dipsh*t."

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard as a flock of Z-Types and Roosevelts parked outside my garage.

[JGrayzz]

I think the funniest one was when I just got my Zentorno and decided to drift through town. I ran some girl over standing dead still in the middle of the street near the LSC (She was passive and wasn't moving -- how could I refuse?)

 

About 2 minutes later I got a message by some other dude who said I ran over his "gf" or something like that and that he was coming to kick my ass with his biker crew. I was too lazy to respond and he kept sending bullsh*t about how I should watch my back. I got on the train and the messages stopped after a few minutes. I don't think I ever did see motorbikes of any sort or any blips coming after me so I don't know what the f*ck he was talking about.

 

It was really bizarre, especially after I went back to my garage and saw a Hexor by the street. Still don't know what that was about, but I got a good laugh from it.

Edited August 31, 2014 by JGrayzz

[Wolfcastle]

I hope you get Ebola and Aids.

Edited August 31, 2014 by Wolfcastle

[radd_bro]

"Ur such a fa**ot for using that glorified runier."

 

He was making fun of my Delorean replica while he was cruising around in a black adder.

[Luuk']

I hope you get Ebola and Aids.

 

That guy takes it too far and deserves to be banned.

[CheaterMcCheat]

"Change your name to CamperMcCamp"

[BigJoe_1]

"Your a f*cking wank*r you cock sucking, dildo munching POS that rapes cat's" and "You child touching, Dick taking sh*tstain. I hope King Kong and The Hulk wreck your anus".

 

Fair to say I was laughing for nearly 10 minutes at how sad this kid's vocabulary was. I mean he provoked me then killed me, Then once I respawned I killed him then spawn killed him a few times to get him to back off and somehow I'm the bad guy.

 

I defend myself and then I'm bombarded with some of the hilarious hate messages I've ever read.

Edited August 31, 2014 by BigJoe_1

[Guest Billy Russo]

After winning a race

 

"You suck." Because f*ck logic right?

[Quinn_flower]

"Bitch"

[Maxxi]

1 v 1 me bro.

[iProGam3r]

I once got a message after killing a guy in a GTA race, he must of given up and gone backwards but he said

"U litle punk ass kid, im gonna shuv ur adder up ur ass til it sez how dee ho" word for word.

[SpidersWeb]

I once got a message after killing a guy in a GTA race, he must of given up and gone backwards but he said

"U litle punk ass kid, im gonna shuv ur adder up ur ass til it sez how dee ho" word for word.

 

haha Mr Hankey the Christmas Adder.

[YaBoiiBrownCow]

"Shrek is drek" got that from when me and one of my crew mates were messing around (it's a Shrek themed crew btw )

[Diesleman]

After winning a race

 

"You suck." Because f*ck logic right?

Haha, sounds like something I'd do.

[SnyderGuy]

"stop blown up my boogatee u pice of sh*tt com in out yo mommas but b4 se eets u u pice of sh*tt, u wana play tag, fag"

For those who cannot understand, this is basically what he said in English

"Stop blowing up my Veyron you piece of sh*t which is coming out of your mom's butt, before she eats you, you piece of sh*t. Do you want to play tag, fag?"

 

The ironic thing is he had a chrome entity with fluorescent blue money rims. I have no idea how the thought he had a Bugatti Veyron.

He also sounded like a 60 year old man.

 

 

 

Some other guy in the same lobby sent me this video after I read the message to the whole lobby:

 

Edited August 31, 2014 by SnyderGuy

[juantrapriguez]

I got called a "Pussy ass white boy."

 

But I'm black.

 

I try and refrain from using words like ni**a when using my mic. I know people don't want to hear that,and more often than not, I speak proper English. So if that makes me white, well...

[Elder Maxson]

In GTA- I quick-joined a deathmatch that turned out to be a "100000RP+$$$" trap. Upon seeing it, I just exited back to free roam. Moments later, the host sent me this message:

 

"I hope you get raped by my 10 mile long n*gger dick."

 

Other game- I was playing COD Black Ops 2, and I stole this guy's kill which turned out to be the final winning killcam.

 

Got a voice message of what seems to come from a 4 year old.

 

"BWAHHHHHHH!!! U STOLE MAH KEEEEL!"

 

Told the kid to STFU

 

Minutes later, got voice message by parent, telling him to not curse in front of his kid

 

Replied back to parent:

 

"Maybe your kid should be playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure. You fail at parenting."

[CrazyDog150]

"#TeamNoGunSkill #TeamNoLife #TeamNoFriends #YouHaveAids"

 

Sent him a message saying "Cool story,bro"

Still don't really know what he meant..

[CatchMeTrolling]

too much work, but it usually contains the words fa**ot, pussy or bitch

[itgirl]

Some guy kept killing my so i spawn killed him and i got sent this.

 

"Your a ugly fat gamer girl bitch." And then, "Thot."

 

When people get killed by girls, they get so mad rofl.

[Metal Slime]

Happened in Valentine.

 

After getting killed many times by a gang of crew and their friends, I killed them back by blowing up their Roosevelt with a rocket launcher, killing all six, before having a chance to run me over. They then started spewing so many words angerily, voting to kick me out and one sent a message to me in words that can decrease my I.Q. by 80%.

 

I replied back saying "Get good next time", then block that user. Message, along with others PSN messages, was deleted around June. Kind of wished I took that pic and post in Bitch and Moan thread before in hopes someone here with a strong brain power can decipher their words.

[Affalterbach]

Some guy kept killing my so i spawn killed him and i got sent this.

"Your a ugly fat gamer girl bitch." And then, "Thot."

When people get killed by girls, they get so mad rofl.

Go back to the kitchen .