Elder Maxson Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 If you have an ex boy/girlfriend in which your relationship ended in bad terms, what would be some very creative ways to piss off that bitch? Why am I asking this? My ex girlfriend cheated on me, with like 3 other guys ($lut), and we have a gym class at school together, and not to mention that we live like 2 blocks away from eatch other, and we usually walked the same route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebra Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 How about getting over her and not giving her any more attention that she probably wants? If she cheated on you with "three other guys" and you're still in school, she's probably an attention whore too so don't give her the satisfaction. Melech, nkaujrog, ddyoung and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 You should try having sex with her dad. Danz., gtamann123, RandallFlagg00 and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flachbau Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) OH! I GOT ONE! PICK ME PICK ME! It's called leave your ex the f*ck alone. Once you two have separated you should even be thinking about her. Who even does stuff like this? How immature. Edit: just re-read your post. You have issues if you think a high school relationship was gonna end up well, lol. Edited August 30, 2014 by Android The Harwood Bitcher, Gnocchi Flip Flops, Graven and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harwood Bitcher Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) I smeared poop in my ex door That's kinda funny, no? Edited August 30, 2014 by The Harwood Bitcher na89340qv0n34b09q340 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Put poop in a brown paper bag, then light it on fire. Knock on the door get away, and watch them stomp on it with their foot. LOL! JK, just leave them alone, its immature to to mess with them. Aljohnk and nkaujrog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Moving the f*ck on is the best revenge. Brad, Graven, Abel. and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Pee in your mouth. krashr, TEoS, dudclub55 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) Put them in the trunk of your car, drive to Bolivia, and walk back home after leaving your car parked in an airport parking lot (true story) Edited August 30, 2014 by universetwisters RoadRunner71, Melech, mr quick and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 You can start fapping, fap_fappington. OT:It is true what these guys are saying, ignore her, move on.That will drive her crazy. There are soooo many girls in the world, why would you waste time on your ex? You sound more like you want to get "even", not just piss her off. nkaujrog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOES Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 What's the saying? Living well is the best revenge. But screwing her sister/mom/best friend can also be deemed the best revenge. ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IveGotNoValues Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Honestly man, I say just ignore her completely and even if you see her act like you don't notice her. This might piss her off seeing that you moved on and that she doesn't mean anything to you anymore. I think that would be the best revenge...snob her off. Act confident and look happy and she will see that she messed up. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cudwieser Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) Put them in the trunk of your car, drive to Bolivia, and walk back home after leaving your car parked in an airport parking lot (true story) That is just scary and wrong (and boring). Seriously though, as others have said, chill out and get on with your life. Call your friends around and have a good time. The next day if you see her just smile and say hi. If she propositions you again, just calmly (as if nothing has happened) ask her why so and so can't do it and as soon as she makes an excuse (the first thing she says usually), just say you can't help and brush her off. She'll probably not speak to you again and go her own way. Edited August 30, 2014 by Cudwieser universetwisters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudclub55 Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) You should try having sex with her dad. 10/10 would grind her gears, try it out, bro. Funny.. my ex messaged me literally 10 seconds after I posted this. HHHHHHHHHHMMMM. Edited August 30, 2014 by frankenstein107 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOES Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) text her eeyy babee [ ] wan sum fuk? [ ] don't wan fuk? Edited August 30, 2014 by LOES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graven Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 If you have an ex boy/girlfriend in which your relationship ended in bad terms How do they end in good terms? Let the whole world if You know. 161isaiah161 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
161isaiah161 Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Fireworks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) screw her sister =))))))) Edited August 30, 2014 by Marwin Moody Aljohnk and Gnocchi Flip Flops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunWrath Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Tell her you were gay anyways. That will probably teach her. Melech, The Harwood Bitcher and IveGotNoValues 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Target13 Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Put them in the trunk of your car, drive to Bolivia, and walk back home after leaving your car parked in an airport parking lot (true story) The f*ck did you do, Phil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Mature up and ignore her. Act like you don't need her and that you don't care about here. That will piss her attention seeking ass off. Trying to piss her off won't do anything beneficial. Cudwieser and DannyMan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cudwieser Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Mature up and ignore her. Act like you don't need her and that you don't care about here. That will piss her attention seeking ass off. Trying to piss her off won't do anything beneficial. Pissing others off can be fun in the short term, but will only make things worse in the long run. Korpi and Gnocchi Flip Flops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harwood Bitcher Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 If the poop thing does not go with your style,then start dating a hotter chick. She will want to kill herself after that, believe me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melech Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Just get over it and carry on with your life. Don't pay attention to that whore because she doesn't deserve ANY attention. See it this way: you're a lucky guy for not being with that whore anymore. Just carry on and date other girls, GOOD girls who would never cheat on you. Grow up boy! How do you want to prove you feel nothing for her? By paying attention to her! What a coherent way, isn't it? IveGotNoValues 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Sky Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) If it ended on bad terms, leaving your ex alone is perhaps that best way to piss them off. Edited August 30, 2014 by Twilight Sky IveGotNoValues 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Arrt Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Moving on, forgetting about her, and then date a way hotter chick. Other than that, don't do anything OP, it would be a waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Demigod Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Just use psychological manipulation to get her to send you a pic of her with one of the other guys.Pretend that you are hurt, or say "prove it!", or something like that. There are lots of ways you can trick her into doing it. She will send you a pic then. The more NSFW it is, the better. Of her cuddled with another guy. Or kissing him. Or giving him a BJ. Then send that picture to her dad. Pretend like it was a mistake. "Hey you look real good in this photo Sally" *dad gets it* "Oh, Mr. Jones! Sorry about that! My phone messed up!" Aljohnk, gtamann123, IveGotNoValues and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Yeah, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Posting sex videos/explicit pictures of an ex online is pretty hot right now. Have you given it any thought? If it was just an ex and things ended messily it would be pretty pathetic and butthurt on your part, but considering she slept with 3 other guys I'd say it's justified. She hurt your man pride bro. Teach that cum dumpster a lesson and pwn her with the combined might of the internet and social embarrassment. Then you will be able to walk tall again and not feel like an ashamed nice personhold. Alpha Demigod and gtamann123 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Demigod Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) Posting sex videos/explicit pictures of an ex online is pretty hot right now. Have you given it any thought? If it was just an ex and things ended messily it would be pretty pathetic and butthurt on your part, but considering she slept with 3 other guys I'd say it's justified. She hurt your man pride bro. Teach that cum dumpster a lesson and pwn her with the combined might of the internet and social embarrassment. Then you will be able to walk tall again and not feel like an ashamed nice personhold. Yes, take advantage of the viral-forest-fire that is the internet. If an image stays online for more than 3 hours, it is no longer yours. Forever. It is lost to you. No amount of bans, reporting, flagging, or PMs will get it back. It circulates the internet for all eternity. Putting a nude pic of a chick online pretty much turns her into a masturbation-tool forever. A pseudo-pron star. Thinking that somewhere in the world, a weird dude in Malaysia has a nude photo of her on his phone. Or some creeper in Argentina is fapping to her in his basement. What you can do is ADD THE CONTEXT. When you post the pic. Find message boards and online communities that are populated by men. Let's say you found a tumblr or a reddit. "Hey guys, here's a nude pic of the cheating filthy slut that is my ex-gf. Share the hell out of it! Fap to it! make sure that every guy you know and his dog has a copy! Eradicate any sense of shame or bodily privacy that she may have by exposing her nakedness to a worldwide audience" Edited August 30, 2014 by Dark Bordeus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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