Fuzzknuckles Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 (edited) A little over 10 years ago, a fresh-faced young lad, who we'll call Fuzz, arrived at GTA Forums, looking for somewhere to discuss his love of GTA. Somewhere to post his VC and III stunt videos. Somewhere to find information about San Andreas. Little did our boy Fuzz know that 10 years later, he'd still be logging in and vomiting his stupid, worthless opinions right into the face of anyone stupid enough to listen. "He's a troll" they said. "He's just here to make trouble" they said. "He smells kind of funny and looks like he's been smoking weed non stop for the last 10 years" they said. They were right. But, yet, somewhere deep in the abyssal chasm that our boy Fuzz calls a heart, there's a tiny seed of compassion. He found friends (Holla, Meta187), he found enemies (Holla, everyone else). He was there at the inception of Quality Vs Quantity, the most misunderstood gang in PGC history. He was there when San An was released. He was there when IV was released. He was then when V was released. He'll almost certainly be here when VI is released. He's a cancer. An awful person. He bickers, squabbles and argues about nothing, going round and round in circles. He was a forum led-by, in spite of that. He has a personal objection to milestone posts, and yet, here he is, celebrating his 9,999th post. Because f*ck 10,000. That's so old. The Anti-milestone is the new milestone. Look, right. I know I'm a dick and I know I piss people off. That's great, for me. But I want you all to know that, no matter how much of a douche you are, or how much you shout in my face, I love you. I love you all. You utter sh*ts. Especially my brethren in The Connection and anyone I've shared good times with. And yes, all of those that I've shared bad times with. PEACE AND LOVE FROM THE ONE ALMIGHTY FUZZ. KNUCKLES IN YER FACE. Edited August 29, 2014 by Fuzzknuckles Andreas, Raavi, meta187 and 23 others 26 Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBull FM Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Congratz on your 9,999 post Fuzzknuckles and meta187 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 The fuzziest knuckles around finally celebrates a post milestone. Grats Fuzz. Fuzzknuckles and meta187 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Nice. Now return back to pug avatars. Fuzzknuckles and meta187 2 My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 He also sucks at gnag wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 He also sucks at gnag wars. I'll suck pretty much anything. meta187 1 Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalvin Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 ..he found enemies (Holla, everyone else). I love you. I love you all. Which one is it, Fuzz? WHAT ARE WE TO YOU? srs tho congrats meta187 and Fuzzknuckles 2 Shine o' Vice | Vice City BETA Edition | Grand Theft Auto 3D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 ..he found enemies (Holla, everyone else). I love you. I love you all. Which one is it, Fuzz? WHAT ARE WE TO YOU? srs tho congrats You can love your enemies. FROM BEHIND. Thanks everyone, I promise not to sneak up behind you all and invade you. meta187, jeanrjm, Graven and 1 other 4 Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunWrath Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 10/10 wouldn't bang. ten-a-penny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 10/10 wouldn't bang again. But we made such sweet music. The Harwood Bitcher and meta187 2 Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harwood Bitcher Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 10.000 posts, jesus.... That's a lot of meaningless posts Fuzzknuckles 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johan Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Congrats! That was a very great read, really didn't even realize it was a milestone post till that last part.. looks like I definitely need some sleep meta187 and Fuzzknuckles 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 Everyone needs some Sleep. meta187 1 Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Congrats! Pack a b and celebrate. meta187, ten-a-penny, I cucked Alex Jones and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 9,999 posts? Damn, you have a ton of free time. Anyway, congratulations! meta187 and Fuzzknuckles 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Andreas, meta187, Fuzzknuckles and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graven Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Gongrats! I want to give You this....from behind. jeanrjm, meta187 and ten-a-penny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Gongrats! I want to give You this....from behind. I'm ready to receive you. meta187 1 Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I like you. Congratulations meta187 and Fuzzknuckles 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith John Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I never usually bother with these threads, but this one was bordering funny, and I feel I owe our boy Fuzzknuckles an obligation here. Congrats Fuzz! We will die together in our fight against the trolls and haters that inhabit the V section!! Fuzzknuckles, meta187 and ten-a-penny 3 bash the fash m8s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Congrats Fuzzknuckles and meta187 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten-a-penny Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I knew it would be a milestone from the very first line. 'congrats fuzz meta187 and Fuzzknuckles 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 We will die together in our fight against the trolls and haters that inhabit the V section!! Deal. Now paint me like one of your French girls. meta187 1 Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranklinDeRoosevelt Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Congratz! Don't leave me hanging. You know you're knuckles need some love Fuzzknuckles and meta187 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Congratulations, I may not know you yet, only time will tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 9,999 posts? Damn, you have a ton of free time. Anyway, congratulations! You must be very poor at math. Because making 10000 posts within 10 years is nothing. Anyways congratulations, Fuzz. You and I have had a lot of beef in the past but all seems to be good now. You're a much better person. meta187 and Fuzzknuckles 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Zeus Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Congrats and Respect, Old Timer! meta187 and Fuzzknuckles 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 Don't leave me hanging. You know you're knuckles need some love Turns out that if you're on a crowded train and you punch your phone, people look at you like you're some kind of mad man. You and I have had a lot of beef in the past but all seems to be good now. The thing about beef is it makes great barbecue. Let's cook. Gnocchi Flip Flops, meta187 and FranklinDeRoosevelt 3 Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twang. Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Milestones are for suckers. Fuzzknuckles is a gay name. You're fat. meta187 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danz. Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) Cool story bro. Jk, congrats for dedicating your time to such forums with such people. Edited August 30, 2014 by Danz. meta187 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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