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Killing Stereotypes

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Rerxelend

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and if this thread isn't begging for asshattery, I don't know what is.. :D

 

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Zoots Remuvah

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Big talk, sounds like bullsh*t to me.

 

STATS OR GTFO PLS.

 

 

 

k/d rose from 0.6 to 1.46 in the space of about four months.. :p

 

and that was without tanktarding ;)

 

and tbh I don't actually indulge in combat generally.. (too busy flaming levelling up my 2nd character.. :/ )

 

 

 

 

The wizardry is beyond my comprehension

 

 

 

and if this thread isn't begging for asshattery, I don't know what is.. :D

 

The fact that you're a a 38 year old weeaboo who obsesses over his female avatar in a game, so much so that he writes things like that post above, just sums up the Internet really. And seriously mate, "asshattery"? Only in America.

 

 

 

you have no idea how bored I am at work right now... I think that's more the contributing factor.. :D

 

and I don't think I constitute a weeaboo tbh.. where the hell have I ever posted anything remotely of that manner??!?! o.0

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Zoots Remuvah

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Get some work done you unwashed neckbeard

 

 

Pffft.. it's called working the system...

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Pffft.. it's called working the system...

 

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Zoots Remuvah

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Needs more beard tbh..

 

Plus slacking is a profession when your a generation Xer...

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Big talk, sounds like bullsh*t to me.

 

STATS OR GTFO PLS.

Eh I used to do nothing but DMs with randoms, always won even when it was 3 aganst 1. Amazing stats I had young one. Then I said to myself "I would rather have a challenge than good stats" and decieded to add all the good shooters I could. Me and my mates get split up more than often to make it fair on the other players, this has affected my K/D but I could'nt care less cause the challenge is what keeps me on this game. If you have a huge K/D it probs means all you do is Snipe, Tank-grief and the Auto-Shotguns still not boring you. Stats mean f*ck all, cept if you have lots of (non-AP)pistol or sawn-off kills, then Mckeevers listening!

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Zoots Remuvah

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Big talk, sounds like bullsh*t to me.

 

STATS OR GTFO PLS.

Eh I used to do nothing but DMs with randoms, always won even when it was 3 aganst 1. Amazing stats I had young one. Then I said to myself "I would rather have a challenge than good stats" and decieded to add all the good shooters I could. Me and my mates get split up more than often to make it fair on the other players, this has affected my K/D but I could'nt care less cause the challenge is what keeps me on this game. If you have a huge K/D it probs means all you do is Snipe, Tank-grief and the Auto-Shotguns still not boring you. Stats mean f*ck all, cept if you have lots of (non-AP)pistol or sawn-off kills, then Mckeevers listening!

 

 

Couldn't agree more.. I literally just wanted to get it beyond 1 from it's pretty low 0.63.. and tbh the main thing was I didn't engage in combat as I was busy doing other things.. I don't consider myself good in any shape or form, just able to look after myself if need be.. and since I've got beyond the 1 mark, it's climbed more slowly - generally 0.1 a day.. but like I say, I don't seek out fights unless I'm extremely bored.. and I definitely wouldn't consider 1.46 or whatever I am now to be a huge ratio by any measure

 

 

 

good god no.. >.<

 

that's an amateur beard tbh..

Go on then, let us see your neckbeard of euphoria oh noble Duke of Friendzonia

 

 

Nah, it's for my the wife's viewing pleasure, not the wider world I'm afraid.. :p

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- I play as a loner generally, so excuse me if I don't respond to honking/airthrusting/other general fückwittery with something other than a stickybomb

 

- Stalk me and I am liable to pull out something to shoot you with

 

- I enjoy rooftops, sniper rifles and idiots that walk out in the open without a care in the world

 

- Your fate may depend on the I Ching.

 

- I can drive and I know it. The only reason you're getting near me is to give the impression you might have half a chance.

 

- If you're screaming/squeaking/playing music over the mic, have a ridiculous level or just generally a tard then chances are I'm going to come by with an off-radar kill or two for you..

 

- I enjoy taking in the scenery, driving my cars and generally chilling out in the environs. Disturb that and you're liable to get your ass handed to you on a plate.

 

- I know when to quit.

 

- I enjoy racing with people that can actually race. Your brake pedal is there for a reason. Catch-up shouldn't be there for any reason.

 

- Lower levels will be taught lessons appropriate to their level of asshattery.

 

- I generally don't mic, so don't expect breathless voice chat since my character's a woman. Expect small arms fire if you even think of behaving in a sexist, misogynistic manner.

 

- Once bitten, twice killed. IF you continue to persist then I will give back as much if not more.

 

- Never disturb my shopping/hairstyling..

 

- Grace in defeat is as admirable as grace in victory.

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Zoots Remuvah

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- I play as a loner generally, so excuse me if I don't respond to honking/airthrusting/other general fückwittery with something other than a stickybomb

 

- Stalk me and I am liable to pull out something to shoot you with

 

- I enjoy rooftops, sniper rifles and idiots that walk out in the open without a care in the world

 

- Your fate may depend on the I Ching.

 

- I can drive and I know it. The only reason you're getting near me is to give the impression you might have half a chance.

 

- If you're screaming/squeaking/playing music over the mic, have a ridiculous level or just generally a tard then chances are I'm going to come by with an off-radar kill or two for you..

 

- I enjoy taking in the scenery, driving my cars and generally chilling out in the environs. Disturb that and you're liable to get your ass handed to you on a plate.

 

- I know when to quit.

 

- I enjoy racing with people that can actually race. Your brake pedal is there for a reason. Catch-up shouldn't be there for any reason.

 

- Lower levels will be taught lessons appropriate to their level of asshattery.

 

- I generally don't mic, so don't expect breathless voice chat since my character's a woman. Expect small arms fire if you even think of behaving in a sexist, misogynistic manner.

 

- Once bitten, twice killed. IF you continue to persist then I will give back as much if not more.

 

- Never disturb my shopping/hairstyling..

 

- Grace in defeat is as admirable as grace in victory.

I am afraid that a post like this is not a post that someone who has engaged in romantic interaction with the opposite sex would post

 

 

Well I wouldn't have consumated my marriage then and the wife would have good grounds to divorce me.. >.<

 

(just had the 3rd anniversary a few weeks back btw..)

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Correct me if I'm wrong but were all on a forum talking about GTA?

 

You ask me we're all as sad as each other.

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