Hilltop climbing needs special attention.

[Soulwax FM]

Sometimes when I am climbing the hill on foot I will slip and slide and I will be mashing X but I will fall with a tumble. My character will keep tumbling and occasionally hit into the rocks but will just bounce and his health will get lower.

 

But then as if all this was ok, he will just lie there on the ground and slowly slide down the hill. A child could stand up at this point but he makes no effort to move, im yelling and screaming at my sister to get up but he won't budge, he will slide upside down and then slowly move his lips across the ground and ease himself up and down against the floor, in a very slow and strange way. My sister wouldn't have it, and now she has left me completely alone.

[Kohr-Ah]

What the hell did I just read...

 

 

Yes, hilltop climbing is bad.

But then the sister part...sounds like a personal problem

[fish61324]

Sometimes when I am climbing the hill on foot I will slip and slide and I will be mashing X but I will fall with a tumble. My character will keep tumbling and occasionally hit into the rocks but will just bounce and his health will get lower.

 

But then as if all this was ok, he will just lie there on the ground and slowly slide down the hill. A child could stand up at this point but he makes no effort to move, im yelling and screaming at my sister to get up but he won't budge, he will slide upside down and then slowly move his lips across the ground and ease himself up and down against the floor, in a very slow and strange way. My sister wouldn't have it, and now she has left me completely alone.

speechless.....

[RussianCommie]

Absolutely brilliant..

Edited August 28, 2014 by GTAVArtem013

[livejoker]

Why the hell are you watching your sister fall down a hill?

*edit*
I think I cracked the code.

Title is: Hilltop climbing needs special attention. Sister of OP is making love to hill trail (to climb) hinted by slowly moving up and down on the hill while brushing her lips on it. OP sometimes refer to his sister as he - obvious sex-change as she was a he before. His sister wouldn't have it so she left him - his sister is the character in the game and he's playing as his sister. She got tired of his mashing X bullsh*t and decided to call it quits by not responding to his actions. He mashed more as she kept sliding down the hill and if the lower health is any indication, the last sentence "and now she has left me completely alone" may hint that his sister (character) died.

10/10. Would read again. Lovely.

Edited August 28, 2014 by livejoker

[Cripto136]

Was she hot?

Edited August 28, 2014 by Cripto136

[Affalterbach]

Your awesome bro.

[DeezyGaming]

I think I see what you did there lol

[RowanSane]

Reacher.

[Jolly Swagman]

You need to go to the customization shop and get a spoiler fitted to your pants OP. Like adding a spoiler to your car it will provide increased traction while on foot and it will stop you from falling over while climbing up hills.

[madmanaz]

Doesn't the hand break slow you down when sliding down a hill on your face? Pretty sure the handbrake that isn't A/X forces your character to grow manly body hair and come to a stop using those hairs as grip.

[Cripto136]

It seems OP did not last...

[Jolly Swagman]

It seems OP did not last...

I was really hoping jack might have lasted this time. At least he made it to a week

[Inkytwig]

Giggity

[CrysisAverted]

Just don't let that happen on Chilliad