The Heist Update Coming Soon/How To Prepare V1

[rickreim]

tl;dr

 

wtf is a "heist"?

[MilezDawg]

Wow. Much heists threads. Such speculation.

100% Bullsh*t

[Stephen]

Must be a long line if you typed all of that, while still waiting to get a f*cking sandwich made.

[prestonchan]

prepare to be disappointed as you find out heist is not there "THAT" soon

stop all these speculation thing, accept and enjoy what they offer, rather then "think high, and get really low, then bitching in GTAF"

[Mr. Rocko]

Setting yourself up for disappointment, OP

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

So how do I prepare for something that's non existent?

[Maxxi]

I hear heists are a good topping on Meatball subs.

[Mr.Smith187]

While you're at Subway grab me a BLT with cheese - double cheddar double bacon - lettuce, red onion, mayo+ranch.

If they try to put olives on it, punch them in the face.

 

This.

 

And 2 cookies.

 

 

Edited August 28, 2014 by Mr.Smith187

[ChrilLe]

My plan for hists is:

 

1. Hire DomisLive and Dat Saintsfan plus PewDiePie for the crew.

2. Steal a "Grotti" Rumpo packed with fleshlights.

 

Now the hestz itself.

 

After that, I fry my fellow hyestz crew members in boiling acid and take their cut.

Edited August 28, 2014 by ChrilLe

[EJTexasMade]

Heists are coming to GTAO like jet packs are coming to GTAV.

[Kohr-Ah]

My plan for hists is:

 

1. Hire DomisLive and Dat Saintsfan plus PewDiePie for the crew.

2. Steal a "Grotti" Rumpo packed with fleshlights.

 

Now the hestz itself.

 

After that, I fry my fellow hyestz crew members in boiling acid and take their cut.

 

10/10

 

only cause DomisLive gets boiled

[Soulwax FM]

How hists will play out:

 

Stare at radar looking for red dots.

 

L2+R2 the dots.

 

Grab cash

 

Profit.

[Kohr-Ah]

How hists will play out:

 

Stare at radar looking for red dots.

 

L2+R2 the dots.

 

Grab cash

 

Profit.

 

I feel bad for anyone that thinks otherwise.

 

We hoped for a Hydra because of one of the early trailers.

We hoped for a jetpack when mysteries were still possible to uncover. The "mysteries" were never found (because they don't exist).

We hoped for heists when online was released, and when "soon" became a joke that hope was lost.

 

Now we can only move on to what we should expect, and we should expect the same bite-sized updates we've been getting for the past year.

 

 

So if heists DO pop up soon, as in truly soon, expect them to fail at providing something worthwhile and long-lasting to the project that is GTA Online.

[livejoker]

So glad these are annual and not monthyl/weekly/daily or whenever a new update is nearing.

I'll be honest, OP, did not read as you wrote this while standing in line at Subways. No one can make a detailed and interest post when you're about to let some dude with prostate gloves make you a sandwich.

[CrysisAverted]

The heist update is going to be R* selling the same game to us twice while they make off with the money and broken promises

[Jolly Swagman]

let some dude with prostate gloves make you a sandwich.

Love it

[Ag3ofLive]

So glad these are annual and not monthyl/weekly/daily or whenever a new update is nearing.

 

I'll be honest, OP, did not read as you wrote this while standing in line at Subways. No one can make a detailed and interest post when you're about to let some dude with prostate gloves make you a sandwich.

it was actually a lady making my sandwich. And it was delicious.

[Juanfartez]

[Jolly Swagman]

 

Half life 3 confirmed?

[abnorm]

[5.7]

You only got one subway in your area? f*ck that man I would pull out my heavy pistol for intimidation.