Lamest School Rules

[LOES]

 

 

 

I remenber the school, i sucked at it

One time they almost expelled me because playing i send a death threat to another kid" the kid was older than me

Jajajaja

Edit:why the f*ck everything i post sounds like a f*cking joke and /or a lie?

Maybe its your face in your avatar. LoL.

What is wrong with my face?No offence but you look constipated. , just like the emoticon.

Gives me a kind of Sawyer feel from LOST, kinda the whole smug look, but what do I know? I'm just a random guy on the Internet.

[Algonquin Assassin]

Reading this thread makes me glad I finished school years ago.

[Payne Killer]

Reading this thread makes me glad I finished school years ago.

Lucky, I'm still in my junior year of high school.

[LightningLord]

 

Reading this thread makes me glad I finished school years ago.

Lucky, I'm still in my junior year of high school.I'm a sophomore. Long way to go. Edited September 1, 2014 by LightningLord411

[gtamann123]

One time I got in trouble for using MSN search (this was before Bing) to do research for a project instead of Google.

Edited September 1, 2014 by gtamann123

[Payne Killer]

 

 

Reading this thread makes me glad I finished school years ago.

Lucky, I'm still in my junior year of high school.

I'm a sophomore. Long way to go.2 years is nothing. Look how long we took waiting for V.

[LightningLord]

 

 

 

Reading this thread makes me glad I finished school years ago.

Lucky, I'm still in my junior year of high school.

I'm a sophomore. Long way to go.2 years is nothing. Look how long we took waiting for V.

It felt like a damn long time waiting, but now we look back and it feels like nothing lol.

[Moth]

 

-MANDATORY 20 hour community service (got 16 done so far, hard to schedule cuz I have a job)

 

Had to do 40 hours of community service or I couldn't graduate. Thankfully I got that done.

[Payne Killer]

 

 

 

 

Reading this thread makes me glad I finished school years ago.

Lucky, I'm still in my junior year of high school.

I'm a sophomore. Long way to go.

2 years is nothing. Look how long we took waiting for V.It felt like a damn long time waiting, but now we look back and it feels like nothing lol.Ha, true.

[gtamann123]

 

 

-MANDATORY 20 hour community service (got 16 done so far, hard to schedule cuz I have a job)

 

Had to do 40 hours of community service or I couldn't graduate. Thankfully I got that done.

 

My school was 16 hours of community service. I got a teacher to sign off on it for me without really doing anything though. So I was lucky

[The Harwood Bitcher]

In junior high they suspended me for staring at the teacher's ass

Not a lame rule,but.....what rule isn't lame?

Edited September 1, 2014 by The Harwood Bitcher

[gtamann123]

In juniot high they suspended me for staring at the the teacher's ass

You pig!

[Payne Killer]

In juniot high they suspended me for staring at the the teacher's ass

Was she good looking.

[Moth]

 

 

 

-MANDATORY 20 hour community service (got 16 done so far, hard to schedule cuz I have a job)

 

Had to do 40 hours of community service or I couldn't graduate. Thankfully I got that done.

 

My school was 16 hours of community service. I got a teacher to sign off on it for me without really doing anything though. So I was lucky

 

A lot of people got some to fake their forms. My younger sister was one of them.

 

I had to do my 40 hours. Most of it was at an old age home.

 

The one rule that I really didn't like, was the no cellphone rule. I understand when in class when doing a test, during a lesson or during a work period with it not being allowed to be out. But during lunch, it made no sense.

[The Harwood Bitcher]

 

In juniot high they suspended me for staring at the the teacher's ass

Was she good looking.Obviously, she was really young and good looking,even though she looked tired and was blonde

Grrr

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

Lame Dress Code Rules

-T-shirts that display or advertise profanity, drugs, tobacco products, violence, gambling, guns, and/or that are provocative in nature or demeans women

-anything worn that disrupts the instructional program

[Mr Rabbit]

Chewing gun resulted in getting sent home.

 

For boarding students i suppose that either meant a long flight or sent to their room.

[Moth]

Chewing gun resulted in getting sent home.

For Christs sake, I want to see the teacher that had the balls to kick someone out for chewing on a gun!

[Reemer]

-Must have at least 40 hours of community service to graduate. I have 0 and im going into to grade 12.

[Moth]

-Must have at least 40 hours of community service to graduate. I have 0 and im going into to grade 12.

I did my 40 hours late as well. Took me from mid march to the end of May working twice a week at an old age home.

[Guest Billy Russo]

I f*cking hated School. What a horrible set of years, most of the people I considered 'good friends' back then, I don't even speak to anymore. Which I'm kind of glad of after this. The real world isn't any better either, but eh.

 

Anyway, my School had the pretty standard set of rules:

- Their fascination over Uniform was f*cking annoying. My Headteacher at the time was set on trying to make it a 'smart' school, even though half of the school was filled with little sh*ts that didn't want to learn. The worst is when kids got sent home for wearing some trainers, even though they had everything else. Like a pair of trainers are going to damage the kid's Education.

 

- No Chewing Gum or Eating or Drinking, even though practically every table underneath was just gum everywhere. I put my hand under the table once, never again. This was a rule literally nobody followed, ever.

 

- Not being allowed to go to the toilet if you didn't go at Lunch, unless you were desperate etc or it was the last lesson of the day the amount of times It'd come to class, and surprise surprise I'd need it right when Class after Lunch starts. It couldn't be Lunch, it had to be in class.

[Naughtius Maximus]

I can see that some school rules are really lame, stupid for some of us... because they're strictly forced for nothing... I understand that, because the teachers could have been b*tching for nothing almost all the time, but if there is some serious problem, there was nothing to do, this is properly right for both my primary school and highschool life. Both my primary school and highschool were full of a'holes. Once I remember, when I was at the 8th grade, lots of douchebags at the same grade as me have united and went out to beat up some kids, bully them because they thought like "We're the kings of this school.". There were numbers of them, and they had cornered a kid after the school finished and given him a good piece of beating because of that sh*t. But see... nothing happened. There were two of them in my class (f*cking a'holes... they've been thinking they're too over the top), the counselors called them into their room... the same thing happened just for a few days, but nothing happened... no punishment, no suspension... nothing. Guess what happened. These boys walked down the hallways like they're the kings and frequently said "Nothing happened.". I mean where is the discipline that we're mentioned. Sorry... there is no discipline working for the real problems... and I think that's why I was a hot-tempered kid during my primary school years, sometimes I ended up being called in vice principal's rooms everyday.

 

At the same time, I agree that's some stupid rules and stupid teachers who got hopped up on them too much. I was at 11th grade, that was a kid in my class who didn't like getting haircuts or shaving too much. And that was a psycho literature teacher of ours... she was a real villian for a student... even some of the teacher were saying that. So, that nutjob attempted to send that kid to the discipline for that. What an irony! With a wide understanding of discipline like that, we just could have buzz haired kids rolling around the schoolyard, but at the same time this prompts doucheness and bullying to be blight in all elemantry, primary and highschools.

Edited September 1, 2014 by TheUnholy

[SouthLand]

 

Welcome to the Public High School system in Spain where;

 

-Chairs where thrown to other students before the teacher came to class

 

- On morning breaks, a lot of people went to the WC to smoke weed, hash, do cocaine...

 

-Students sold drugs to other students.

 

-All guys carried an illegal switchblade knife. In Spain it's ilegal if you carry out on public a knife with a blade bigger than 11cm, students carried knifes with blades up to 20cm and a lot of them bough Automatic knives (Those where you press a button and the blade pops out very fast-Illegal in Spain but most of the students bought them in neighboring Andorra)

 

-Girls having sex with other students and a few getting pregnant...

 

-Teachers getting bullied and Teachers bulling kids.

 

School Rules my ass. I was educated in the f*cking jungle where everyday has hell. AND i am not joking.

 

 

EDIT:

I just made a quick statistic and I have to admit that out of 40 kids that where in my class, less than 10% went to college. The rest ended up being low life criminals, junkies, prostitutes or working at McDonald's... And i am not kidding.

 

That depens on your zone, but yeah, most high schools are f*cking jungles. I'm from Madrid and 75% of the schools are EXACTLY LIKE THAT, the rest are like that but less harsh LOL

 

 

I didn't grow up in a very good place...

 

I also loved when it was "football weak" in other words; When Real Madrid and FC Barcelona where going to play or RCD Espanyol vs FC Barcelona. Kids brought their team's jerseys and started fights with the student from the opposite team.

[Verdant]

When I was in Year 12, the year level had hoodies we could wear to commemorate our last year in High School or something like that. Though they came up with a stupid rule and that is we are not allowed to wear the hood over our head. Whether it's cold, pissing down rain etc we weren't allowed to wear it because it stereotypes the school and year level as 'thugs'. If teachers caught you wearing it you'd receive a detention or even a suspension.

[YaBoiiBrownCow]

One time in 3rd grade , a kid stole my homework (he's stolen many things from me before a pocket watch , key chain etc..) rewrote his name on it , and the teacher asked me where my homework was , found it the homework tray , showed the teacher , and both me and him got detention for turning our homework in . I was like "da fuq ?"

[rixyboyy18]

 

These rules came from a particular teacher, my year 8 mathematics teacher, I still thank God to this day that I only ever had her for one year.

• If you need to use the toilet during class time, you must bring a signed note from your parents saying that you have a bladder/bowel problem.
• If you got questions wrong in tests, you had to write out the correct answer 50 times in the form of a sentence, for example; The area of a [iNSERT SHAPE HERE] is calculated with [iNSERT FORMULA HERE]
• Teacher's words: "You don't do what you want at home, you do what I tell you to do at home".

TOP THOSE!

 

There was also one time when she came and took over my history class because we missed out on a maths class because of a fire drill.

 

Other general school issues and rules:

• If you wore a jacket with a hood, the hood had to be cut off.
• No matter how physically hurt someone was, the teachers simply told them to "ignore it", but if a single word was said against a teacher, it was an instant suspension.
• Sports teachers had no problem letting those walking home out a few minutes early, but if you had to leave 5 minutes early for a bus, the teachers didn't let you, because of this, I stood in the freezing rain (looking back, I could has stayed in a shop for an hour, but I didn't think back then) for one hour waiting for the next bus (my umbrella was destroyed by wind the previous day).

 

That third rule from your maths teacher. What a bitch!

[Nuggets]

In elementary school we couldn't play war games because someones parents where concerned of us getting hurt.

As we call it here ''career school'' there was a class that had to be strict with the timetable because someones parent was angry at the teacher for letting them go home too early.

I don't really get the teachers that get so butthurt they have to shout at U if U smoke at a place U shouldn't.

In this country the school system is really not that strict. There really are no bullsh*t rules. It all depends on the teachers and the parents.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

 

Reading this thread makes me glad I finished school years ago.

Lucky, I'm still in my junior year of high school.

I'm a sophomore. Long way to go.

 

Not really. My freshman and sophomore year flew by really fast. I'm surprised I'm already into my junior year. Before I know it I'll be a senior.

[Mr Rabbit]

 

Chewing gun resulted in getting sent home.

For Christs sake, I want to see the teacher that had the balls to kick someone out for chewing on a gun!

 

they got shot

[Sir Michael]

Wtf.. Haha, you guys had some lame ass rules in school! I think the lamest rule I could think of was no cell phones allowed in the hallways during break, lunch, etc. Of course, this was back in 2011 during my senior year. Other than that, pretty chill!

Edited September 1, 2014 by SirMichaelRocks23