elondon Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 (edited) 190. The only good rap station (WCC) plays songs that reference a fictional place called California and fictional cities called LA, Long Beach, and Compton. 191. You forget a thousand things every day. 192. Army bases will let anyone in, and then send tanks after them for looking around. 193. NOOSE uses FIB SUV's. 194. The Downtown Cab Company will give jobs to people that obviously aren't cab drivers. 195. If you want to own a strip club, just kill the owner and it will become yours. 196. The police will kill you for saving their lives. Edited September 16, 2014 by WildBrick142 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJtheS2000fan Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 (edited) 197. You can't over-tune a car. 198. There is no such thing as raising the suspension on off road vehicles. 199. Cars can be launched off mountains and still be drivable. Edited September 16, 2014 by WildBrick142 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matajuegos01 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 (edited) 200- Never approach to a pedestrian nor cop, they'll call the cops7arrest you. 201- For some odd reason everyone who lives there is a dumb driver 202- The LSPD is not human 203- It's dull as f*ck Edited September 16, 2014 by WildBrick142 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whats_a_username? Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 (edited) 204) No matter how many prostitutes you solicit sex from, you won't contract any STD's. Edited September 16, 2014 by whats_a_username? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellfury66 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 (edited) 205 aliens have took over los santos and nobody even knows about it 206 lifeinvader is infact an evil cult 207 cults are evil but people in LS want to be epslilonists FACT! 208 the 12 commandments of kifflom are ALL LIES FACT! 209 chop has gay sex with other gay dogs 210 the epsilon tract has already been writing but its already full of bullcrap and lies FACT! 211 jock cranly killed his wife for fame and fortune and got away with murder how lucky is he! 212 some times trevor likes to wear a dress becuse he thinks he looks cool in it Edited September 17, 2014 by hellfury66 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clxbsport Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 213. Willard and Classique cars are currently banned to be entered in San Andreas. Safety issues, maybe? 214. If you own a hangar at LSX, cops and security guards do not give a f*ck about what you do inside the airport as long as you don't pull a gun or destroy an airplane. 215. The person who owns the funky-colored Z-Type with tacky $ wheels is clearly a retarded person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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