ChrisMathers3501 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 125. If you take a tank on a rampage at the airport you can blow up more planes than 9-11, and spend a good 10-15 minutes just blowing up cops, federal agents, and all the cars, trucks and helicopters they send. But if you want to take it to Grove Street and lay waste to every last Balla there, you won't be able to make it the couple blocks down the street it takes to get to the gas station to blow it up too before you blow up. 126. Franklin's drunk, but, sh*t, he ain't getting drunker. 127. SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER BROTHER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whats_a_username? Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 128) Bulletwounds takes just a few hours to heal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Vejeejee Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 (edited) If your post was removed, it was removed for a reason. Don't re-post it. Edited September 3, 2014 by Barefoot Tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clxbsport Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 129. Everyday there seems to be a convention of a single car. Facepalm38 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facepalm38 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 130. Apparently taking your daughter's car for a ride will make her buy a new one.131. Michael is the only person in LS with a Tailgater. 132. An Asea is more rare than most supercars. DEERxBanshee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andersona7x6661 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 133.Franklin is a fat gang member of grove street in 3D era of los santos(look his voice) pilscy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whats_a_username? Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 (edited) 134) Jumping off a skyscraper without a parachute is not fatal. You'll be out of the hospital the same day. Edited September 3, 2014 by whats_a_username? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiizardii Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 (edited) 135. Prostitutes use p pills.. 136. Michael De Santa is the only one with a sensible suit collection from the beginning of the game, and (optional) to the end. Edited September 3, 2014 by Phoenix_Shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 137. All roads lead to Los Santos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VCR Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 138. it's ok to check out your hot daughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clxbsport Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 (edited) 139. Cops don't know what arresting means. 140. Nine bullets to the stomach? Eh, a single Sprunk can could heal it. 141. People only react realistically when the main characters are doing something relevant to their story. In free roam? Nah. Just cause chaos in the whole state and you can be outta jail in a few hours for a very small fee. 142. What are hydraulics and vinyls? 143. People love slapping 1960's lowrider rims on a modern-day supercars. *Please remove any if they have been mentioned, too lazy to look at the pages in my phone Edited September 4, 2014 by CorvetteStingray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0UDM0UTH Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 144. Somewhere in the state they're testing hydras... 145. Mr. Martin Madrazo's associate sure is popular. 146. Most businesses are ALWAYS closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no_snacks Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 147. Something rhymes with "shunt" 148. Driving over this in the LS River will cause your 1 tonne vehicle to spin out of control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiarasbiggestfan Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) 149. If your dog dies, he'll come back but he won't be happy Edited September 15, 2014 by WildBrick142 Corrected number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thivakar Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) 150. If you visit other character's house and starts shooting their house, they will angrily send you a text. Edited September 15, 2014 by WildBrick142 Corrected number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thafablifee46 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) 151. Did I mention 3 gentlemen living in Los Santos were born with superhuman abilities? Edited September 15, 2014 by WildBrick142 Corrected number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G's Ah's Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) 152: Flying military aircraft into military bases will result in said aircraft being shot down. Edited September 15, 2014 by WildBrick142 Corrected number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) 153. The "subway" trains travelled too slowly. 154. Suburban Sprawl is non existant. Edited September 15, 2014 by WildBrick142 Corrected number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta3wasmute89 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) 155. If you fall 1 foot when falling and just get ready to parachute, you die. 156. If you got rid o dat ol yee yee ass haircut you got youd get some bitches on yo dick. 157. Better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your dog-ass if she ever stops f*cking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she f*ckin with. 158. Nyiigaaa. Edited September 15, 2014 by WildBrick142 Corrected number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenia Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) 159. Trevor is getting his first enema tomorrow in LS. Edited September 15, 2014 by WildBrick142 Corrected number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellfury66 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) 160 even though there is no steak to be found in LS their is a slauter house that grinds up hamburger meat BUT WHAT KIND OF MEAT?dun dun dunnn!!! 161people will do ANY THING to be in a fancy cult 162movie stars just love having sex out side of a 5star hotel and then getting mad about it cuz it became a porno film. 163 if you crash your car into someone elses car in front of a cop you get a 2star wanted level for no reasion. hey he did it not me so arrest him. 164 trevor is sad sad lonly man with all kinds of mental problems and urges. 165 trevors mom abandoned him when he came back at the trailer with the drugs she wanted. Edited September 15, 2014 by WildBrick142 Corrected number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Just had to correct numbers on 8 posts. Please pay attention to the current count before posting. 166: All characters own a "secret" storage of (DLC) weapons since the very beginning of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 167. Everyone ped is the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellfury66 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) 168 everyone in los santos is completly stupid and brain dead 169 people in los santos drive like crazy phycho killers well thats what mikey told me. 170all ammunations sell mini guns rpgs and granade launchers aswell heavy mgs to the public now. looks like the world has finally come to an END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 171 all gun store clerks carry assault shot guns and fire them at you. if you try to threating them rob them or just shooting your gun at the door. 172 its fun to watch franklin trevor and mike get eating by sharks Edited September 15, 2014 by hellfury66 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoeticWhisper Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 173. You can enter a blimp while standing on the top of the balloon. 174. Hookers do not like motercycles. 175. You can drink all the whiskey you want in your apartment, but be warned. After 10 shots the moment you put the bottle down you're dead. 176. Eating too many snacks in an apartment causes you to eventually eat invisible candy bars. 177. Bathrooms doors automatically lock the moment you put a foot in the shower. 178. Trevor is somehow not the most wanted man alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facepalm38 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 179. You don't enter a Jumbo Jet, you teleport inside it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellfury66 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) 180 trevor likes to eat the brains from some dead guys head with a straw 181 why do crazy old people like to run around outside butt naked and shoot guns in the woods? 182 trevor hates hipsters but INFACT hes the proto hipster so that clearly makes him one!!!! 183 did you know that epslilonism is a complete load of crap but its members believe its all true FACT! 184 they say that dinosaurs are a lie but how do they know thats true their a cult FACT! 185 trees dont talk but epsilon members think they do talk . but their so full of crap that no one will ever believe them FACT! Edited September 15, 2014 by hellfury66 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Haddrick Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) 186. Someone's masturbating to this game right now. Edited September 16, 2014 by WildBrick142 PoeticWhisper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvarez Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) 187. Halouni cheese smells like Trevors balls. 188. The balls of Trevor smell like Halouni cheese. Edited September 16, 2014 by WildBrick142 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Howitzer Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) 189. Cops are from the military. Edited September 16, 2014 by WildBrick142 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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