happygrowls Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 74: Don't join the Lost. Sergiu and Akatsuky 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osho Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 75. The HD Los Santos doesn't allow the protagonist's to drive or steal the train. Algonquin Assassin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-Biker Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 76. Police cars have nitro that boosts their speed to go faster than any sport car,super car or sport bike 77. Any NPC who carries a gun is a dead eye and can shoot you with a pistol from a mile away 78. Cops always know where you´re hiding 79. People who drive black Sentinels are often road raging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovert Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 80. traffic rules. what rules? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clxbsport Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 81. Being only in your underwear is a normal thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saganist Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 82. A dog's owner will constantly complain about how big the dog's pile of fecal matter is, and it will magically disappear or will remain there for the next year or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenia Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 83. Aunt Denise will have a gentlemen call, so Frank need to make him scarce. lol232, Testarossa, no_snacks and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catney11 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 84. Hey, hey, hey, Tracey might need more therapy 85. You might need some help with that personality of yours Testarossa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happygrowls Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 86. Michael is still alive in case your wondering 87. Franklin lives in a big empty house where nobody gives a f*ck about him 88. It's illegal to wait to cross the road whilst standing next to someone. no_snacks, Testarossa and Akatsuky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saganist Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 89. Franklin is leavin' before you take advantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilscy Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 90. Lamar talks about gang banging but won't pull a gun during a gun fight when hanging with him. Shame on Rockstar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MistaUnicorn Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 91. There's no such thing as "too expensive" 92. Ropes on bridges are made out of a completely indestructible material and can be known for blowing up planes 93. There are three kinds of music in San Andreas: Classic Rock, Country, and Rihanna 94. With the help of Lester, you can break into a military base...and no one would care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackous666 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 95. People can crawl under your car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 96. No one likes you in Los Santos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenia Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 97. Aliens are using a cloak device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 (edited) 98. Residents don't like it if you revv. Even if you're in an expensive, beautiful sounding exotic. That's in complete contrast to how it is in real life where almost everybody likes that. Edited September 1, 2014 by Andreas Fixed numbering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilscy Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 (edited) 99. Franklin can't have a convo with anyone without insulting them eventually, even if the npc is going on about their life Edited September 1, 2014 by Andreas Fixed numbering. thafablifee46 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovert Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 (edited) 100. LS has unlimited replacement lamp posts and road signs. Edited September 1, 2014 by Andreas Fixed numbering. no_snacks and Testarossa 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoleInTheSky Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 101. Burger Shots no longer welcome customers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperar Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 73 (a). Yes you can, just hold Select and then go to Accessories 73. You can't take your sunglasses off just anywhere. You need to go home for that, or in a clothing store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thafablifee46 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 102. You should know, a block makes a different. 103. Owning a child is illegal in the state of San Andreas as of 2013. 104. Gang activity has decreased 101% since 1992. Testarossa, no_snacks and pilscy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x0v3rKiLx Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 105) The people of LS obsess over cars, but nobody knows how to f*cking drive them properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindancer Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 (edited) 106 - Clothes shops only exist to serve you and have no other customers. 107 - Once you own a hanger at LS Airport - you are allowed to drive as crazy as you like on the runway whilst planes are trying to take off. 108 - LS Ambulances rarely stop to even try and heal someone. 109 - if you fire a gun in the middle of nowhere - The police always know. 110- No one cares if you land a titan in the middle of the city. Edited September 2, 2014 by Raindancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezza. Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 111. There's only exactly 10 Z-Types in the world, not like 10, exactly ten 112. There is no traffic in Los Santos unless you're running from a group of crazy killers, then there's traffic everywhere 113. Cats? What's a Cat? Testarossa and no_snacks 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facepalm38 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 (edited) 114. You can own special cars that nobody else can have. 115. If you get rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut, maybe you can get some bitches on your dick, niiiiguuuh. 116. In a car accident, you're always are right, and the other guy should be ashamed of his driving. Or not.117. If the police crashes you, it's your fault. Edited September 2, 2014 by LucarioVercetti no_snacks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DayPhantom Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 118. If you drive past someone then you will be shot on sight 119. A hooker will not have sex with you in a dark alleyway because it is too exposed but will have sex if you park on a beach with people around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whats_a_username? Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 (edited) 120) Never stop to investigate a Surfer on a dirt road. Unless you enjoy getting raped. 121) Strippers are allowed to show their nips, unlike Liberty City strippers. Edited September 2, 2014 by whats_a_username? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilemaxx Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 (edited) 122: The exact same lady with the exact same dog will spawn in front of Trevor's hangar everytime the taxi leaves him there. Edited September 2, 2014 by Tilemaxx no_snacks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whats_a_username? Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 123) Mendoza gets shot almost every day. rovert and no_snacks 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clxbsport Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 124. People in Los Santos are either hipsters or ricers about cars (chrome Adders, whitewalls on a sports car...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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