jp9865 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) 28) You can stick you dick into as many strippers and prostitutes as you like but you can't f*ck your own wife. Edited August 27, 2014 by jp9865 The Harwood Bitcher, DEERxBanshee, krashr and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homemade Dynamite Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 29) Police cars go faster than Bugattis, but only when they're closing in on you. 30) Off-road vehicles aren't good for off-roading at all. 31) Even when out of sight, the police still know where you are because you have a tracking chip implanted in your skull. 32) The entire state of San Andreas is just a barren desert with nowhere to go. A-Wax8, Exocortex, Sussus Amongus and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seenyour31 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 33. You can flip a car that has flipped unto it's roof by holding "left". 34. You can tilt a car in the direction of your choosing mid flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UtterTehSEAL Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 35. Kale is a disgusting weed and if it doesn't make us live to be a hundred we should kill those juicer f*cks 36. Amanda has nice new tits btw 37. Sh*t dick is an all to common phrase in LS. Testarossa, no_snacks and Sussus Amongus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 38) Food vendors are f*cking useless. 39) Want to to go night clubbing? Be prepared to get familiar with closed doors. 40) "f*ck off" is repeated like a broken record player. 41) Franklin can do most things except play tennis. 42) No one's interested in hiring professional vehicle thieves. Kampret, GTA V Is On PC, Payne Killer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben73 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 43) You don't have to love it cuz the hood gone love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Official General Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) 43) You don't have to love it cuz the hood gone love it. 44) Not really much to be excited or thrilled about in the hood. No random gunfights between rival gangs, shootings, drive-bys or any other kind of typical street violence. - none of it, element of danger hardly exists. No other hood activity to be seen like drug-dealing, basketball, gambling dice on the block, none of it. Edited August 27, 2014 by Official General pilscy, robban and Kampret 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Che Guevara_187 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 45. People always try and take advantage of Franklin 46. Franklin has a Ironing fetish Ezza., clevertrev, pilscy and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSRocks Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 47. Stealing a Lazer is pretty easy with the right contact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 48. You can't always get what you want 49. Radio is dead Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA V Is On PC Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 50: Your car explodes if you don't land on the f*cking wheels when you go airborne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 51. All cars feel the same. 52. Weapons are recoilless even without the grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ref1997 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 53. Lifeinvader is better then Facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilezDawg Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) 54. "f*ck me in the ass" is a way of saying hello by Hispanics. Edited August 27, 2014 by WildBrick142 Corrected number Sergiu and Che Guevara_187 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiizardii Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) 55. You will lose all your ammo and armour if you stand in front of a prostitute, go take a bathroom brake, and comeback seeing your protagonist outside a police station. This will also get you VERY frustrated. 56. If you enter grove street, its bye bye 57. DON'T stand in front of a cop. Edited August 27, 2014 by WildBrick142 Corrected number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA V Is On PC Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) 58: The cops in this game were portrayed by terminators in real life. Edited August 27, 2014 by WildBrick142 Corrected number Che Guevara_187, Detective Phelps and Cforumlbgfeva 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tiger~ Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 59. When driving a vehicle, (even a heavy goods vehicle), all buildings, walls and large trees are utterly indestructible. Lamp posts however are extremely fragile and collapse at the slightest bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Testarossa Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 60. Cara Delavigne doesn't want us to be a wanker. robban 1 twitter // instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM_JAY_86 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 61. Three experienced criminals can pull off some of the most audacious heists, but can't aim a gun straight up in the air! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne Killer Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 62. Pedestrian's can take two bullets to the leg, but die from a stun gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harwood Bitcher Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 63: if you are really angry and a meth user, you can survive being attacked by a cougar,getting hit by a train,fall from 16 miles and take gunshots to the head 64 : hipsters are well armed (¿?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krashr Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 65. there is a line that even trevor won't cross, it's name is tonya The Harwood Bitcher and Ezza. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thafablifee46 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 66. You might have special abilities 67. A punch can kill someone 68. Its best to leave before they take advantage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerukal Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 (edited) 69. Rockstar likes "69" jokes way too f*cking much (and so do I). Edited August 28, 2014 by Xerukal Exocortex, EatingPlums and Facepalm38 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osho Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 70. You can have an entire arsenal in your tiny little pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillBellic Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 71. The city feels like a movie set, lifeless and dead. Official General, robban, EM_JAY_86 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osho Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 72. GTA V cops allow you to keep your weapons, when you get arrested and take away only the ammo and armor. How cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooms Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 73. You can't take your sunglasses off just anywhere. You need to go home for that, or in a clothing store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan-KCR Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 (edited) 71. The city feels like a movie set, lifeless and dead. Trust me, that'll be fixed in the new gen version. 74. You can survive a bullet in your face, but a mountain lion kills you with one bite. Edited August 28, 2014 by Evan-KCR robban 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 73. You can't take your sunglasses off just anywhere. You need to go home for that, or in a clothing store. With the quick menu you can now remove sunglasses on the go. Osho, Che Guevara_187 and lol232 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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